Go State - Beat Off!! ???

[MSUDOG92]

I get it, but was the double entendre intentional?

 

[MissStFan87]

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[HD6]

that posts like this would end up on this board, I would have just suffered through the clogged inbox.</p>

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

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[MSUCostanza]

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[ShaNaNa]

take that double entendre</p>

 

[lawdawg02]

or at least banner material.

 

[DawgatAuburn]

....like you have to have been a registered member for a month or two before you can post, or you have to have a post count of 100 before you can start a topic, or once you go over 10,000, you are banned for a week so you have to talk to your family (sorry Costanza).

 

[Shmuley]

upthemiddleX3, not that I intend anything by that.

 

[Liverdawg]

ike you have to have been a registered member for a month or two before you can post, or you have to have a post count of 100 before you can start a topic, or once you go over 10,000, you are banned for a week so you have to talk to your family (sorry Costanza).

good stuff.....could these rules be broken if someone swore to the fact that they told a friend's cousin's dog that when croom was hired that it was a mistake. Or if someone gives LT mean looks when they see him in public.

 

[bonedaddy401]

those could expounded upon and implemented easily I assume.

 

[Todd4State]

....like you have to have been a registered member for a month or two before you can post, or you have to have a post count of 100 before you can start a
topic, or once you go over 10,000, you are banned for a week so you have to talk to your family (sorry Costanza).

there could be a way that you MUST read the rules and lexicon before posting. Maybe something like as soon as you sign up, a thing pops up with a rule and you have to check a box to say that you read it.

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

 

[Ivehadbetter]

nm

 

[PineGroveBully]

1. Mississippi State has a ___________ of winning a SEC title under Crxxm.

A. doe's chance in hell
B. one-in-a-million chance
C. Chinamans's chance

2. The use of the name __________ is forbidden on this site.

A. Shephard Smith
B. Margrett Thatcher
C. Francis Drebin

3. Maddawg got his name from posting ________ on a daily basis.

A. Joke of the day
B. Arse of the day
C. Fark of the day

4. The officially unofficial definition of "crooming" is__________?

A. upseting a team resulting in a firing of a coach
B. you just got your *** beat and chances are it will happen again
C. to get paid for a job you are not doing

5. Before Center Z, the king of farks was _______?

A. Big Mother Trucker
B. Coach 34
C. JR

6. The officially unoffical definition of a kid is ________?

A. a yearly goat
B. anyone 0-17 years old
C. JR

7. If Mississippi State would have won the _________, we would have won 4 more since.

A. Rose Bowl
B. Maine game
C. 1985 CWS

8. Before peddling rubbers, Coach34's occupation was _______?

A. ************
B. volleyball coach
C. sheep shearer

9. The 10 refers to ________?

A. number of USM fans on the planet at any one time
B. Bo Derek
C. players Stansbury has lost to the NBA.

10. The term Germans originally comes from _________?

A. the obsession of David Hasselhoff's
B. Animal House
C. Genes Page

 

[Shmuley]

11. Exactly what percentage of the foregoing questions would Troy McClure answer correctly:

A. 100%
B. Less than 50%
C. 19.83%

 

[UpTheMiddlex3Punt]

Spelling - spell the following terms
Your - __________
You're - _________
Dumbass - ________
Again - __________

Math - solve the following problem
What is 6 divided by 119? Express the answer as a percentage.

History
Compare the total number of championships for MSU to that of Ole Miss. Explain why we should or should not give a 17.

Logic
Person A drove drunk
Person A is an Ole Miss player
Person B drove drunk
Person B is a Mississippi State player
Driving drunk makes you a criminal
Is person A a criminal? Is person B a criminal? Discuss.

 

[Shmuley]

RebelRichman likes:

A. Cock
B. Fresh Dick
C. Nut(t)
D. All of the Above

 

[dawgpound11]

What is Derek Dunn's horse friend's name?

Who is ?