today. UPS envelope on the porch, yada yada yada. Go check my mail and I have an envelope from the Ole Miss ticket office. Obviously season tickets from Ole Miss. Obviously not mine. They are addressed to a neighbor several houses down. I have never met this neighbor.
I go down to the house and there are no lights on. I ring the doorbell, wait a few seconds and go on my merry way. I'll catch him another day. As I am walking away, I hear the door open - I had obviously awakened him at 8:45 pm. He yells "Can I help you." Thinking I would mess with him for a second, I said I'm your neighbor down the street, are you XXXX? He said yeah, I said We have a bit of a problem. Dude has a pistol ready to go. I said whoa - I just got your Ole MIss tickets by mistake. Sorry man. He says oh, okay, thanks - takes the tickets and goes inside.
I am proud to have a neighbor that would shoot a neighbor for ringing the doorbell at 8:45 to give him his $500 piece of mail.
I go down to the house and there are no lights on. I ring the doorbell, wait a few seconds and go on my merry way. I'll catch him another day. As I am walking away, I hear the door open - I had obviously awakened him at 8:45 pm. He yells "Can I help you." Thinking I would mess with him for a second, I said I'm your neighbor down the street, are you XXXX? He said yeah, I said We have a bit of a problem. Dude has a pistol ready to go. I said whoa - I just got your Ole MIss tickets by mistake. Sorry man. He says oh, okay, thanks - takes the tickets and goes inside.
I am proud to have a neighbor that would shoot a neighbor for ringing the doorbell at 8:45 to give him his $500 piece of mail.
