There’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, A half pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.
HIT IT
HIT IT
Great movie lines
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Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. -Ferris Bueller
Those are as good as money, Sir. Those are IOU’s. —Lloyd Christmas
Those are as good as money, Sir. Those are IOU’s. —Lloyd Christmas
I'll have a Bloody Mary, a steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich.
Give me a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it quick, I'm in a god-damn hurry.
For some reason or another you sounded a little taller on radio.
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“I’ll have four fried chickens and a coke.”
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Right now you’re asking yourself, ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ To tell you the truth, I’m not sure myself. So now you have to ask yourself, ‘Do I feel lucky today?’ Well, do you - *Punk*?”
I know these movie quotes are old but so am I and these are classics.
“My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
“Right now you’re asking yourself, ‘Did he fire six shots or only five?’ To tell you the truth, I’m not sure myself. So now you have to ask yourself, ‘Do I feel lucky today?’ Well, do you - *Punk*?”
I know these movie quotes are old but so am I and these are classics.
"What we've got here is failure to communicate" - Strother Martin - "Cool Hand Luke".
Sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand.
"If I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I wouldn't be more surprised than I am now."
"Believe me Delmar, woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil the days of man."
Ulysses Everett McGill (George Clooney - O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
Ulysses Everett McGill (George Clooney - O Brother, Where Art Thou?)
"Dyin' ain't much of a livin', boy"......Josey Wales
Dying ain’t much of a living, boy.
Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said dead ****** storage?
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"They're ivory. Only a pimp from a cheap New Orleans whorehouse would carry a pearl-handled pistol."
Absolutely me too. I’ve seen heard them all
Elderly Man: "In the church, they say to forgive."
Creasy: "Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."
Creasy: "Forgiveness is between them and God. It's my job to arrange the meeting."
Damn dude. Your done
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Luke, I am your Father.
You're going to need a bigger boat.
I'll be back.
You're going to need a bigger boat.
I'll be back.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
Animal House
Animal House
“There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.” -Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." -The Big Lebowski
"Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "Mr. Lebowski". You're Mr. Lebowski. I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing." -The Big Lebowski
Doc Ostrow: You ought to see my new mind... it's up there in lights.....
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: Clear them little bottles off. And when I get off the phone here, call up Hyman and tell him I want it wall to wall with John Daniels.
Charlie Simms: Don't you mean Jack Daniels?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke.
Charlie Simms: Don't you mean Jack Daniels?
Lt. Col. Frank Slade: He may be Jack to you son, but when you've known him as long as I have... that's a joke.
"I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them." Caddyshack
"Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody." Good Fellas
"Paulie may have moved slow, but it was only because Paulie didn't have to move for anybody." Good Fellas
If we're dong a "best movie lines" thread, it is mandatory to include this cinematic gem:
There's no way dat you could come from my loins
Desmond Doss : With the world so set on tearing itself apart, it don't seem like such a bad thing to me to want to put a little bit of it back together.
I've seen all of these and I wish I could come up with a more clever line but there are so many. It's one of those things that makes me sad about the movies from the past few years. I don't remember anything from the newer movies... Nothing.
Here's a couple:
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather
"May the Force be with you." - Hans Solo to Luke
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Rick Blaine
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“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.” - Crash Davis
Here's a couple:
"I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse." - The Godfather
"May the Force be with you." - Hans Solo to Luke
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine." - Rick Blaine
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“Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the *****, the small of a woman’s back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.” - Crash Davis
Remember Danny, two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left. Caddyshack.
Oh you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. The Holy Grail.
Oh you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. The Holy Grail.
It’s got electrolytes. It’s what plants crave.
“Some folks call it a keyeser blade, I call it a slang blade”
“It ain’t got no gas in it”!
“you ought not talk like that, you just a boy”
“The Law is on my side, I play cards every Tuesday night with JP Shellnut, Chief of Police “!!!
“Mmm huh”!
“It ain’t got no gas in it”!
“you ought not talk like that, you just a boy”
“The Law is on my side, I play cards every Tuesday night with JP Shellnut, Chief of Police “!!!
“Mmm huh”!
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next."
Stephen the Irish to William Wallace: "The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're 17ed."
Doc Holliday : "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"
Stephen the Irish to William Wallace: "The Lord tells me he can get me out of this mess, but He's pretty sure you're 17ed."
Doc Holliday : "Why Ike, whatever do you mean? Maybe poker's just not your game Ike. I know! Let's have a spelling contest!"
That John Denver is full of s***, man.