This might just be the Texas Roadhouse of hotels
Took the kids a few months ago and they loved it. Honestly, I didn’t hate it. Got hammered every day at the indoor water park, rarely had to leave the hotel (ate a lot of the in-house pizza), and wasted hours of my life following my 6 year old all over the hotel because of that damn magic wand game. The magic game sucks.This might just be the Texas Roadhouse of hotels
Damn, apparently it burned down last fall. When I was last in it, I was thinking “this thing could really burn down easily”Only Wolf Lodge I go to
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The magic game sucks.
Couple of questions
What is the sweet spot age for the kids? Mine are 8 and 11.
We already have season passes every year for geyser falls, how does the waterpark stack up? It looks smaller than most and I get that it's indoors so could be cool in the offseason.
Are they all equally as fun. The one in Georgia would be the closest for us.
Enough fat people drooling over the freebies...yupThat awful?
Yeah. Only in the winter and even then it's just clammy.We went once when some friends came to town. It was completely last minute and during their spring break, so it cost a ton. But, my son had a good time…. When we left, I couldn’t breathe for about a day from all the chlorine smell in that joint.
Only thing that sets it apart is that it’s indoors. Hurricane Harbor is WAY better, but it’s all outdoor with no hotel attached. There’s even an indoor park in Grand Prairie I’ve heard good things about, and it’s significantly cheaper.
The Gaylord near GWL is pretty underwhelming, too. Especially compared to the one in Nashville that has to be 2-3 times bigger. Grapevine is a nice town, but their “mega resorts” don’t blow me away.
And it takes 2 damn hours to get a slice of pizza or a beer.FYI, food and beer are pretty expensive there. We took our own beer and had in a cooler at the water park. I know the rules say you can't have your own but they never checked. You can walk around anywhere with a drink in hand following the kids around doing the magic quest