Greg Hardy WTF? ....

Shmuley

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What the F did he say as his alma mater? Hogwarts? Are you f'n kidding me?
 

patdog

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Said his name was Kracken too. Scary thing is, he might actually believe it. Dude is seriously 17ed in the head.
 

PBRME

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He's Charles Haley fappin in team film session not right in the head.
 

Tin Cup Cowboy

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Very soon, Ole Miss fans will insist the refusal of former players to claim the schoo;l is nothing more than the cool quirkiness of the University of Mississippi.
 

os62

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I must be one of only 2 Ole Miss fans that actually laughed my *** off hearing him say that. That guy is off his rocker (obviously).

I remember when he was a senior, someone asked him what he wanted to do after graduating and after football. He straight up said that he wanted to open a business that sold stationary -- as in envelopes, paper, etc. Dude is strange, but hilarious.
 

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Donning sunglasses, Panthers defensive end Greg Hardy said his name was "Kraken" and that he attended Hogwarts during SNF's player intros. But the nickname wasn't totally random.
Back in the summer, Hardy gave nicknames to Carolina's defensive line. As a whole, they are "MonStrz Inc." but each player has his own title. From the Charlotte Observer:
Hardy has long called himself the “Kraken,” but has added names for Charles “The Loch Ness Monster” Johnson, Kawaan “Minotaur” Short, Star “Hydra” Lotulelei and Dwan “Phoenix” Edwards (because Edwards keeps “rising” out of the ashes to resurrect his NFL career, Hardy said).