Q: What's the difference between Ole Miss Rebels cheerleaders and The Titanic?
A: Only 1,000 went down on The Titanic.
Q: If you have a car containing a Ole Miss Rebels wide receiver, a Ole Miss Rebels linebacker, and a Ole Miss Rebels defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Q: What's the biggest lie told at Ole Miss?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Q: What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Ole Miss Rebels fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: How do you get the one-armed Reb outta the Pecan tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Rebel ?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
An Ole Miss fan is walking along the Mississippi River and finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I can give you one wish, but it has to be easy because i've been locked in the lamp for a while and I'm rusty at this wish stuff."
So the Ole Miss fan thinks and says, "I know! I want peace in the Middle East." The genie says, "Wow! That's hard. I said make that wish easy."
The Rebel thinks some more and says, "I know I want Ole Miss to win the Egg Bowl this year."
The genie says, "Shoot! What the heck did i do with that map of the Middle East!"
**borrowed liberally from various interwebs sites.
A: Only 1,000 went down on The Titanic.
Q: If you have a car containing a Ole Miss Rebels wide receiver, a Ole Miss Rebels linebacker, and a Ole Miss Rebels defensive back, who is driving the car?
A: The cop
Q: What's the biggest lie told at Ole Miss?
A: "I was just helping that sheep over the fence."
Q: What is the difference between a litter of puppies and Ole Miss Rebels fans?
A: Eventually puppies grow up and stop whining.
Q: How do you get the one-armed Reb outta the Pecan tree?
A: Wave at him.
Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Rebel ?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.
An Ole Miss fan is walking along the Mississippi River and finds a magic lamp. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The genie says, "I can give you one wish, but it has to be easy because i've been locked in the lamp for a while and I'm rusty at this wish stuff."
So the Ole Miss fan thinks and says, "I know! I want peace in the Middle East." The genie says, "Wow! That's hard. I said make that wish easy."
The Rebel thinks some more and says, "I know I want Ole Miss to win the Egg Bowl this year."
The genie says, "Shoot! What the heck did i do with that map of the Middle East!"
**borrowed liberally from various interwebs sites.
