I did not stand on the left side of the sofa the whole game, finally stood up mid-second quarter, didnt take a poop at halftime, and wore the wrong hoodie***
Guys.. It's all my fault
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you realize this only negates your sacrifice for the team, and everybody else still can claim a perfect record. Well done, sir. Well done.
I thought it was my fault. I have kept the same ritual for every game from clothing. Drink , sit for 1st half. Stand for second, play journey on the iPod at beginning of the 4th. etc...but today I was at the game and could not keep the usual rituals. I am sorry. I will resume my usual routine for the remainder of the season. So we're good from here on out.
Nope, it's my fault. I accidentally changed shoes for this game. Also, and probably more detrimental, I was optimistic about this game. I have been nothing but doom and gloom before every SEC game this year. I'm sorry.
I have to take responsibility too. I was stuck in the meeting from hell. I could not take up residence on chat while sipping my sherry and popping my nerve pills....
It's my fault guys, I didn't roll a big enough booger in my hand for the duration of the game. This has been noted.