Guys proof reed your stuff befour you hit the post button.

[Bulldog Bruce]

Y'all are knot makin cents

 

[Fritz!]

I resmemble that resnark…

 

[Bullldawg78]

18 that no knead to prufread!

 

[DesotoCountyDawg]

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Y'all are knot makin cents

I blame iPhones and old eyes…

 

[HailStout]

I blame iPhones and old eyes…

I blame Obama

 

[Dawgbite]

I blame iPhones and old eyes…

Fat fingers, don’t forget fat fingers!

 

[Chesusdog]

I blame Obama

I blame Canada

 

[basedawg]

 

[SteelCurtain74]

Jerrell Powe approves this post

 

[Ozarkdawg]

Have had autocorrect to totaly rewrite some phrases

 

[Dawgbite]

I’m gonna need examples to see if this complaint has validity!

 

[ToxicTimberDawg]

Eye sea watt ewe did their.

 

[Drebin]

Y'all are knot makin cents

damned iPhones and autocorrect

 

[thatsbaseball]

 

[o_Hot Rock]

I elderly and can't see ... there will be typos and words left out as my brain is screwed.

 

[FreeDawg]

For all the flatscreens we’ve gotten DS the least he can do is proofread all our post**

 

[MaxwellSmart]

Texting without my reading glasses on has caused some people to question my sanity.

 

[hatfieldms]

There should be a comma after guys, or are you telling us guys proofread our posts before we post? If so that’s very nice of them

 

[dog99walker]

Bruce, I am the wurst a poof reading my she-it. I sorry.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

I blame Obama

He’s so obviously culpable that I didn’t feel it merited explicit call out

 

[GloryDawg]

I stupid.

 

[horshack.sixpack]

Fat fingers, don’t forget fat fingers!

Apparently I’m not very in tune with the shapes of the ends of my fingers because I never hit the tiny letter I’m aiming for

 

[HulksStache]

I “could” care less

I hate that I feel this needs more explanation …. The correct way to say this phrase is “ I couldn’t care less”.

I couldn’t care less = I don’t give a 17 about it

I could care less= I care about it

 

[HomeBoyDawg]

Your asuming were all "guys"???

 

[Chesusdog]

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

 

[Dawgbite]

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

When I hit send after voice typing...

 

[skip dog]

for all intense and porpoises, I mean to

 

[CochiseCowbell]

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

This nearly broke my brain.

 

[Trojanbulldog19]

Asdf

 

[Chesusdog]

This nearly broke my brain.

---

 

[QuadrupleOption]

Y'all are knot makin cents

Ya'll***

 

[o_Hot Rock]

I hole-hardedly agree, but allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go. Make my words, when you get down to brass stacks it doesn't take rocket appliances to get two birds stoned at once. It's clear who makes the pants in this relationship, and sometimes you just have to swallow your prize and accept the facts. You might have to come to this conclusion through denial and error but I swear on my mother's mating name that when you put the petal to the medal you will pass with flying carpets like it’s a peach of cake.

This guy deserves some kind of honarabel mension for Post of the Ear.

 

[cowbell88]

Not my gault, the macrofone don’t understand my good southern Anglish