Sadly, no. They've moved on to Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj I guess. Which is just as well, I cannot understand their stupid asses.
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Sadly, no. They've moved on to Taylor Swift and Nicki Minaj I guess. Which is just as well, I cannot understand their stupid asses.
The thing is, my BIL/SIL are more like Dan and Roseanne Conner than they are Ward & June Cleaver...so I don't know who the hell they think they are fooling with that nonsense. I'm not sure I've ever heard one utter a nice word to the other in real life, to be honest.
SAE nailed it.
Last week one of the lass's bestie's was coming out on the boat with us. She started a group text about what to bring, what to wear, what were we gonna do, what kind of food to bring, what kind of beer to drink, were there going to be mixers, OMG margarita's!!! we need salt and limes, what the sleeping arrangements were, did she need a pillow or blanket, should she bring a towel, how much make up, were there any cute single boys, where should she park and what time get there, how much fun, so excited, cant wait, best times ever, what bikini should she wear, she feels fat right now, I know right, pizza at the marina and a bluegrass band, so much fun....
Had another buddy, it was more simple.
1030am, bring beer and ice.
Jesus.
Last week one of the lass's bestie's was coming out on the boat with us. She started a group text about what to bring, what to wear, what were we gonna do, what kind of food to bring, what kind of beer to drink, were there going to be mixers, OMG margarita's!!! we need salt and limes, what the sleeping arrangements were, did she need a pillow or blanket, should she bring a towel, how much make up, were there any cute single boys, where should she park and what time get there, how much fun, so excited, cant wait, best times ever, what bikini should she wear, she feels fat right now, I know right, pizza at the marina and a bluegrass band, so much fun....
Had another buddy, it was more simple.
1030am, bring beer and ice.
Jesus.
No doubt about this. An anniversary or whatever normal sweet post is great...
...but the cheesier/more frequent love posts, the more terrible the relationship is. There are countless past examples of this.
Disappointed UK didn't get Wakefield. I think the Cats offered him probably his freshman or sophomore year at Male. UofL came in late. Of course, he did the hat switch thing which is so played out. Grabbed UK hat, acted like he was putting it on...then put on a UofL hat. Their fans are eating it up of course.
Without a doubt.
You can also guarantee that if a husband/wife share a facebook account, one of them has cheated on the other.
She went off on me that I didn't bother calling after the all nighter...went psycho on me, after I'd known her all of 3 days (Mojo), so I told her that her P stunk, which it did.
She responded that she didn't care anyways b/c I was an ******* & that I smelled like farts & alcohol. [laughing] Pretty sure I blessed her with one of my legendary middle-of-the-night unconscious BOMBS. She deserved it.
Pretty sure it's in my Yahoo somewhere. I'll see if I can find it.
Oh, and I kept her Brotha Lynch Hung CD too, that was another thing she was pissed about. #gangsta
The ladies of LouisvilleMojo weren't the most reasonable, often times. But, they worked.
She responded that she didn't care anyways b/c I was an ******* & that I smelled like farts & alcohol. [laughing] Pretty sure I blessed her with one of my legendary middle-of-the-night unconscious BOMBS. She deserved it.
Pretty sure it's in my Yahoo somewhere. I'll see if I can find it.
Oh, and I kept her Brotha Lynch Hung CD too, that was another thing she was pissed about. #gangsta
The ladies of LouisvilleMojo weren't the most reasonable, often times. But, they worked.
Chad,
Yup. That's the one. Something along the lines of...
" Your farts smelled like rotten eggs and you left a half eaten pizza in the pizza box on the floor of my bedroom. My doorstep was littered with empty beer cans and cig butts. I couldn't sleep at all night because of the non stop gas."
Yup. That's the one. Something along the lines of...
" Your farts smelled like rotten eggs and you left a half eaten pizza in the pizza box on the floor of my bedroom. My doorstep was littered with empty beer cans and cig butts. I couldn't sleep at all night because of the non stop gas."
"Why didn't I call you? Well, because your P stinks."
bwahaha. two thumbs up. that's awesome.
bwahaha. two thumbs up. that's awesome.
Lol. No, Richie.
I didn't smoke at that time, and there was no mention of eggs, cigs, beer cans, or pizza.
It was pretty much as explained above, only written in psycho-prose and laced with profanities. The chick continued to blow me up for weeks after that...
I certainly didn't give many Fs back then, about pretty much anything. Was a rough period all around, and I compensated in other ways, mainly whores/drugs/booze/food.
I'm a way better person now.
I didn't smoke at that time, and there was no mention of eggs, cigs, beer cans, or pizza.
It was pretty much as explained above, only written in psycho-prose and laced with profanities. The chick continued to blow me up for weeks after that...
I certainly didn't give many Fs back then, about pretty much anything. Was a rough period all around, and I compensated in other ways, mainly whores/drugs/booze/food.
I'm a way better person now.
I don't know about y'all but I'm pretty sick and tired of reading how good of a person BBdK is.
********.
GYERO can go on ahead and morph or whatever you call it... but it needs to latch on to the next topic with a quickness. Sickening.
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GYERO can go on ahead and morph or whatever you call it... but it needs to latch on to the next topic with a quickness. Sickening.
The First contact I ever had with ABH:
7/19/04
Jerry ******** <jerry@*****.com> wrote:
Whats going on? I am coming down early Friday to play Big Springs, then go to the fight and then heading over to Headliners.
I told you my friend owns the joint, so if you are interested let me know. I'm sure I can get a few more people in. And I'm sure there will be plenty of hos there. I love black women.
By the way, my name is Jerry *******.
[laughing]
7/19/04
Jerry ******** <jerry@*****.com> wrote:
Whats going on? I am coming down early Friday to play Big Springs, then go to the fight and then heading over to Headliners.
I told you my friend owns the joint, so if you are interested let me know. I'm sure I can get a few more people in. And I'm sure there will be plenty of hos there. I love black women.
By the way, my name is Jerry *******.
[laughing]
There's no doubting the olive skin and white tie combo was an absolute lethal combination here in Louisville in the early to mid 2000's.
#restinpiss #returnofdababykilla
And i thought i bagged some ****** in my day. This is damned impressive imo.
No luck in the search for 'the email', btw. Thought I had it saved in 'the folder', guess not. I have 99,999 emails in that in box, so I assume everything past a certain date is purged forever?
-She was hood, and that CD is the jam. I was impressed. She played & rapped 'Locc to the Brain' word for word multiple times -- Our 'date' was at Jock's, which was very appropriate, if you're aware of that sketchy place.
-She was hood, and that CD is the jam. I was impressed. She played & rapped 'Locc to the Brain' word for word multiple times -- Our 'date' was at Jock's, which was very appropriate, if you're aware of that sketchy place.
I have no desire to get in a Barnhart debate. But the AD of the year is ********. They never give it to the same AD twice, so eventually you are going to get it if you've been around long enough.
I think Alan Cutler got sportscaster of the year one year also. And that's crazy that he hired Cal, he really had to go searching the juco ranks for that one. He could have listened to 95% of the fanbase and hired him years earlier, instead of the worst hire in college sports.
He has been here 20 years, and that's all you can come up with? Jurich has done more in a year than Mitch in 15.
He just isn't that good.
I think Alan Cutler got sportscaster of the year one year also. And that's crazy that he hired Cal, he really had to go searching the juco ranks for that one. He could have listened to 95% of the fanbase and hired him years earlier, instead of the worst hire in college sports.
He has been here 20 years, and that's all you can come up with? Jurich has done more in a year than Mitch in 15.
He just isn't that good.
He didn't have an actual offer from UK. Kid stopped developing after his freshman year. Let them eat it up, I guess it's better than another rapist or drug dealing transfer.
The truth is UL would be a dumpster fire without TJ. UK would be an elite basketball program with/without MB. We would hire guys like Brooks/Joker/Stoops with/without him too. The difference, at UK with Mitch, is secondary sports and most just don't give a damn about those.
@anthonys735, if you're coming to Cincy the weekend of Sept. 11, there is Beerfest on Fountain Square, which is a pretty good event.
Yep. Only good post you've ever made.
Perfect time to cancel Catpaws, good job.
Perfect time to cancel Catpaws, good job.
Make it CatPaw and you're in business. Or you could just go with Moby Cheesedick, or something similar.
Literally every recruiting service and UK writer has noted that he did have an offer from UK. Granted, other than UK and UofL, it was not a Who's Who list.
We did offer him, after his freshman year before real offers are allowed to be initiated. So he had a verbal offer 3 years ago, but we haven't contacted him since Neal Brown left and never gave him paperwork, plus we have 3 WR's already committed with equal or higher rankings that aren't midgets.
Keion playing on scholarship at UK hasn't been an actual possibility for over a year, but yeah... Brown verbally told him a few years ago that we would like to have him at UK.
So per KSR, that Treadway Wilder dude (or whatever) got a job. Good for him.
Any word on whether he plans to refund the people who contributed to his gofundme?
Any word on whether he plans to refund the people who contributed to his gofundme?
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