I've always wondered how videos like this get made. Does YouTube pay for the Most Cheesedick video of the year or something? Just, why take the time?
This and Elf on the Shelf are why you Marrieds need to strengthen your pimphand, gents.
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This and Elf on the Shelf are why you Marrieds need to strengthen your pimphand, gents.
Elf on the Shelf is kind of awesome. A month-long, dead-eyed threat towards your children.
Elf on the Shelf is great. Really snaps the kids in line for a month or so.
It's the Henbook moms that make it "funny" that ruin it, and everything, really. Henbook moms probably invented manbuns and skinny jeans and UKs offensive line, honestly.
It's the Henbook moms that make it "funny" that ruin it, and everything, really. Henbook moms probably invented manbuns and skinny jeans and UKs offensive line, honestly.
Could probably extend some other variation of the elf into a year long monitoring device... maybe a statue of a small black man called Leonard. Leonard on the Shelf.
"Oh ok, you stupid kid- you wanna piss off Leonard on the Shelf? Be my f***ing guest"
Even though they will have played MSU - the step up in competition from their previous 6 games to UK is going to be brutal. UK will have played Duke, UCLA, AZ state, and OSU, and already slapped around the toughest team of those 5. Plus they are jamming 3 games into the 7 days before the UK game. At Rupp, Whoregate signs, Dennis Reynolds in attendance. Going to be a great day to be a Wildcat fan.
Already decided we're telling our daughter that Elf on the Shelf isn't real and her friend's parents are lying. I'm not dealing with that nonsense.
One day, you will join the rest of us and turn to a 35-cent janky-*** doll to solve a whole month's worth of discipline issues. Just wait, bub.
As long as you throw Santa under the bus too, I see no problem. Why should your kids be thanking some made up fat dude in a red suit, when YOU are the one buying (and assembling) all the toys.
That's cute.
I mean, it's complete and utter ********, but cute you think that way. Really.
See, what you don't get is that Elf on the Shelf is a snitch. He is a middleman that reports bad behavior directly to Santa. This access terrifies your children and is, therefore, useful.
I remember my first kid lol
Jesus Christ, Krampus, Elf on the Shelf - all cut from the same cloth.
Hey sweetheart see that giant bunny over there handing out candy to all the kids, yeah he is a Louisville fan named Doug, with an inferiority complex, who cheers for an insufferable program full of degenerates. Don't go near him.
From Ice Storm Orgy stories to Open Support Of F***ING Elf of the Shelf.
Oh how GYERO has changed.
Oh how GYERO has changed.
I had big negotiation with my wife about telling our 2 youngest kids that Santa Claus is not real. My winning point was that they will have a plethora of disappointment during their life so way can't we just let them have something to believe in. She hates that ole Santa gets all the credit.
Really think Krampus is due for a comeback. I mean, who doesn't know a kid or two who could use a little of this:
Sometimes Krampus appears with a sack or a washtub strapped to his back; this is to cart off evil children for drowning, eating, or transport to Hell.
Sometimes Krampus appears with a sack or a washtub strapped to his back; this is to cart off evil children for drowning, eating, or transport to Hell.
Any Cherry Pie worshipers in the River City? Recs?
Last minute request from mom...cherries suck *** (as do most pies, most overrated dessert in the world) so I have no clue -- probably too late anyways to get a good one.
Baldwin's Thanksgiving Menu, prepared solely by the BBdKs, featuring classic family recipes:
Her Aunt's Turkey & Gravy (all mixed in a pan, actually really good)
Her Grandma's scratch Stuffing
Her Grandma's scratch Yeast Rolls
BBdK 4 Cheese Mac
BBdK Scalloped Corn
Ms. BBdK Green Beans
Meemommie's mashed potatoes
KC's cranberry relish
Her Mom's Bacon Deviled Eggs
...put Dad in charge of picking up dessert & custard from the local institution, and Uncle Ben is bringing Broadbent Country Ham, Balderdash, and the Wii (gambol). Alex will bring cigarettes, booze, and nude pics/stories of various Nashville hoes.
Pretty honored & excited to be the "hosts", to be honest. Meemommie actually cried when we offered to take over this year due to her knee-replacement last week -- Baldwin clan unfortunately isn't filled with many (any) women who would/could step up... don't think she had a clue what she was going to do. :flushed:
Thanksgiving is really the best. #family
ray:
Last minute request from mom...cherries suck *** (as do most pies, most overrated dessert in the world) so I have no clue -- probably too late anyways to get a good one.
Baldwin's Thanksgiving Menu, prepared solely by the BBdKs, featuring classic family recipes:
Her Aunt's Turkey & Gravy (all mixed in a pan, actually really good)
Her Grandma's scratch Stuffing
Her Grandma's scratch Yeast Rolls
BBdK 4 Cheese Mac
BBdK Scalloped Corn
Ms. BBdK Green Beans
Meemommie's mashed potatoes
KC's cranberry relish
Her Mom's Bacon Deviled Eggs
...put Dad in charge of picking up dessert & custard from the local institution, and Uncle Ben is bringing Broadbent Country Ham, Balderdash, and the Wii (gambol). Alex will bring cigarettes, booze, and nude pics/stories of various Nashville hoes.
Pretty honored & excited to be the "hosts", to be honest. Meemommie actually cried when we offered to take over this year due to her knee-replacement last week -- Baldwin clan unfortunately isn't filled with many (any) women who would/could step up... don't think she had a clue what she was going to do. :flushed:
Thanksgiving is really the best. #family
ray:St. Nicholas Day is alive and well in our household fwiw. Had to sell it to my episcopal wife, but she's on board. Feel like Mom and Dad used to hold that over our heads early in the season... sort of a harbinger for Christmas morning.
I agree. Pretty shocking that a group can change over the course of 15 years after they graduate college, get married, and have kids.
I mean, you could probably shove Elf on the Shelf up someone's *** if you're looking for some kind of symbolic bridge.
Jeans, Duck Boots, & Fleece at Mom's Thursday -- Held in the country in an actual BARN on the farm, per tradition.
Jeans, Loafers, & Oxford at the Baldwin's on Friday. Navy Blazer if really cold, which will be removed pronto b/c my 85 year old grandmother & 95 year old Step-Grandfather keep the therm on about 87. :100points:
-Really just proud of my wife, though. It was entirely her idea, and she's excited about it...which is surprising to me given her anxiety about such things typically. She's basically the 'leading' Baldwin female at this point (Under 85) of the family, which is kinda cool.
Jeans, Loafers, & Oxford at the Baldwin's on Friday. Navy Blazer if really cold, which will be removed pronto b/c my 85 year old grandmother & 95 year old Step-Grandfather keep the therm on about 87. :100points:
-Really just proud of my wife, though. It was entirely her idea, and she's excited about it...which is surprising to me given her anxiety about such things typically. She's basically the 'leading' Baldwin female at this point (Under 85) of the family, which is kinda cool.
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