Don't call me again UK football. Don't tell me you're going to work on yourself. Don't tell me you're going to be better for me. Don't call me when your drunk and wanting to hook up. Don't even send me titty pics. We both know you'll come over drunk off your ***, spend 5 minutes telling me how bad you want it, 2 minutes blowing me, and the rest of the night puking in my bathroom floor. We both know you're a fat lying *****. So don't call me again UK football. One more thing before I go...your ***** stinks and I hope your cat dies.