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UKwizard

Heisman
Dec 11, 2002
21,312
13,876
113
How dumb do you have to be to do that? The ball wasn't even close to getting there. Special teams coach not go over that? Oh wait.....
 

Mattox

All-American
Feb 27, 2003
33,817
6,500
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Don't call me again UK football. Don't tell me you're going to work on yourself. Don't tell me you're going to be better for me. Don't call me when your drunk and wanting to hook up. Don't even send me titty pics. We both know you'll come over drunk off your ***, spend 5 minutes telling me how bad you want it, 2 minutes blowing me, and the rest of the night puking in my bathroom floor. We both know you're a fat lying *****. So don't call me again UK football. One more thing before I go...your ***** stinks and I hope your cat dies.
 
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legalbeagle123

Heisman
Jun 16, 2001
28,669
22,878
113
Not sure I remember a more poorly coached team. We've had shittier teams talent wise, but to be so flawed at basic fundamentals is just not excusable.
 
Feb 4, 2004
17,306
30,146
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Losers and poor contract negotiators scream for more time when you have an entire staff of ****.

We cant even get a four star kid to cover up the ball on any carry.
 
Nov 14, 2002
40,458
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quite possibly the WORST outcome of winning this game may be the 20 extra practice sessions if we make a bowl. that's the last thing id want to subject these poor kids to. another month of further shenanigans being taught by this group of incompetent boobs.
 
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kramer318

Junior
Feb 16, 2002
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Towles isn't the answer. Barker isn't the answer. Stoops isn't the answer. We are just a dumb *** football team coached by a dumb *** staff. Next year won't be any better and we'll get to enjoy ourselves starting all over again with a new regime. Good times, you guys.
 

Mattox

All-American
Feb 27, 2003
33,817
6,500
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Remember, two more years. Guaranteed. Stoops' contract requires us to pay him 100% of its remaining value if he is fired before 12/31/2017. We won't eat that.
 

RandomUser

Senior
May 21, 2002
1,528
686
113
With today's performance, officials may decide to review every ruled catch of ours, simply on the probability that we couldn't have possibly caught a pass.
 
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cricket3

Heisman
May 29, 2001
19,095
19,741
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Good thing we downsized because Commonwealth is going back to being empty during the Vandy game next year.
 
May 6, 2002
24,969
50,325
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We should see if the SEC will still send us our checks if we don't field a football team. It's a win win. They don't have to be embarrassed by our presence anymore, we can continue holding things down in basketball, we can all act like this decades-long **** show never happened.
 
Nov 14, 2002
40,458
53,107
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hope sae is watching, so he can definitely see what causes cte. good luck carrying on a conversation with beatty and/or quick in a decade or so.
 
Jan 28, 2005
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Is Stoops even coaching this game or just spectating? How do we mess up the clock when we are at home? This is a complete shitshow, wide receivers can't catch, no running game.

Lamar Jackson has more yards then UK does, pitiful.
 

_Chase_

Heisman
Jan 22, 2004
33,893
33,371
113
How misguided does a good recruit have to be to come here? It's kind of shameful for the adults at UK to take advantage of and manipulate young kids into jeopardizing their future.
 
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LadyCat92

Senior
May 22, 2002
20,127
666
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You're no different than an abused spouse. You don't know any better. If you hire a coach that has some sense you can win 6/7/8 games with this schedule.

Well in all fairness, it does take 8 tries for most people to leave their abuser. Max has probably only tried to leave Bill Curry, Hal Mumme, Joker Philips, and Mark Stoops. He's got a few left before he knows better.
 
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