It doesn't matter who we hire. The real truth is that even if we hire Miles, it'll lead to LSU fans saying I told you so. This program will suck the life out of him. He won't recruit as well. His trick plays will never work. His funny little quirks will turn rage inducing after his 3rd year. He'll get fired, and we'll scream for someone else.
The program is a self-sustaining anchor. We are not sinking into the dark abyss of football hell. We are the dark abyss of football hell. If you come here, you're digging your own grave.
If you can't understand that, you're a naive c*nt.