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Ron Mehico

Heisman
Jan 4, 2008
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He had been drinking all night, huge redneck young guy. Got mad at his wife and made her cry, was trying to grind all over all the females on the dance floor. Groom and his groomsmen took him outside and told him to chill out, he got upset and groom punched him and other groomsmen hauled him away. Actually did it fairly discreetly. I had no idea (as well as most of the wedding) that it even happened.
 

wcc31

Heisman
Mar 18, 2002
26,807
87,789
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He had been drinking all night, huge redneck young guy. Got mad at his wife and made her cry, was trying to grind all over all the females on the dance floor. Groom and his groomsmen took him outside and told him to chill out, he got upset and groom punched him and other groomsmen hauled him away. Actually did it fairly discreetly. I had no idea (as well as most of the wedding) that it even happened.

West Virginia Saturday Night
 

BBdK

Heisman
Sep 21, 2003
159,783
74,127
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A Big NBA game in Denver seems pretty up there for an attainable sports fan experience right now.

**** looks bonkers.

Pretty impressive debut after the hour long title/ring celebration before.

Joker a casual 27/13/11. There’s somehow a sizable amount of people out there that still can’t deal with him being the best player in the world. Or even Top 3. Not sure why (🤔) but lol.

Dude is unbelievable.
 
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august-west

Heisman
May 21, 2002
61,593
18,237
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Joker has to be the most un-athletic best player in the NBA. He reminds me of the old guy at the Y that just moseys up and down the court like a dump truck, shooting occasional open 3’s, hitting hook shots and making no look passes just for the hell of it.

LeBron on the other hand just stood around the perimeter letting everyone else do their thing. Sat out almost 20 minutes. He had a decent game but he sure didn’t look at any time like he was going to take over. I guess he is 41 and Denver probably isn’t the easiest place to play
 

august-west

Heisman
May 21, 2002
61,593
18,237
78
It’s not like the best teams didn’t make it to the playoffs. They just didn’t win it. You could say the same thing about the NCAA’s.
 
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roguemocha

All-American
Jan 30, 2007
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-One thing that is tough about gym hotties is you’re REALLY not supposed to hit on chicks at the gym, especially at 5-6a because they’re obviously not there to get picked up at 5a.

BUT, when the help else you going to see them? Might have to break that rule soon because there’s a 5’3”ish #110 smokeshow that’s at my new gym every morning at 5 and she is short, stacked (in the trunk, small boobs just like I like) and possibly classy, not sure yet.

Cotdamn though man, the fact she legit lifts at 5a is 🔥.

-The story about the Garcia kid that won the ALCS MVP is really cool. Sent back down to the minors multiple times, kept at it and now he’s leading the Rangers to the WS.

-Taking some rezzies out today, sounds like my numero uno choice isn’t hiring but they haven’t met me, amirite?!?! Whatever, get the first gig and then parlay that into what I actually want.

-House setup is about perfect, besides being small but that’s living near the water in a resort town and not being a millionaire.

Huge shared privacy fenced in yard between my guest house in the back and their main house. Super cool couple that we hit it off right off the bat. They’re 31 and want a dog but still travel too much to want to deal with one so they’ve taken to my Buster boy like he’s theirs.

We don’t lock the doors to the yard and I’ll come home sometimes. They e got him out playing with him.

The other day I couldn’t find him and got worried so I asked if they’d seen him. They said yeah he’s asleep on our couch. I was like oh my bad sorry. They said no! We called him in the house and he jumped on the couch and passed out. 😆

I mean, perfect setup. They’ve already said they’d be happy to watch him any time I leave town, muhfuggin score.
 
Nov 14, 2002
40,458
53,107
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And Rob Manfraud gets the WS he deserves. Hopefully the lowest rated ever. Eff expanded playoffs. All it does is give mediocre owners an excuse not to spend money so they can "back in at 82-80"

You sound like a teen girl who now obsesses over the NFL because like OMG Taylor Swift!!!!!

As a real fan, IDGAF about ratings. I want fun, competitive, high stakes games. And the playoffs thus far has been outstanding.
 

roguemocha

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Jan 30, 2007
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I feel the same with people that “hate” Tiger or Steph or LeBron or Brady etc. I’m like do they play for my squad? Nope, but you know what I like to witness? Greatness.

Someone who is just better than every damn one of their contemporaries. Watching someone dominate a league full of elite, 0.001% of all humans that are incredible at their sport yet still can’t manage to beat this dude that’s just flat better.

^Thats what’s effing cool about greatness.

Some of you parents are going to have the pleasure to explain to your kids what it was like watching Jordan, Brady, Tiger, Kobe, etc and that’s REALLY cool.
 

cole854

Heisman
Sep 11, 2012
10,156
22,638
0
Joker has to be the most un-athletic best player in the NBA.

Grabbing boards, bringing it up court and making passes like Magic, reverse dunks and layups while tipping it to himself, hitting J's....all very un-athletic like.

You can be "athletic" and not have Ja-esque highlight reels.
 

krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
23,768
14,723
0
I really don’t understand how you haven’t enjoyed this post season.

The World Series is going to be fun as well, and a lot of people around me daily are all in for the Dbacks and Pfaadt with his Trinity ties.
 

cole854

Heisman
Sep 11, 2012
10,156
22,638
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Great. Now someone has to explain to UKO the definition of “athletic,” and that Nikola Jokic doesn’t really fit it.

Actually, he does. You don't play in the NBA and win MVP TWICE, otherwise. You're following the same label as those who get caught up in highlight reels, the # of stars beside a recruits name, who can jump the highest, best body, etc, versus the attributes of a great "basketball" player. You don't learn and master the skills and fundamentals needed to get where he is by being a lard ***.
 

august-west

Heisman
May 21, 2002
61,593
18,237
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Grabbing boards, bringing it up court and making passes like Magic, reverse dunks and layups while tipping it to himself, hitting J's....all very un-athletic like.

You can be "athletic" and not have Ja-esque highlight reels.

You also conveniently left out the part of my quote where I basically said the exact same thing you did. Go back to bashing the Reds.
 

creeksman

All-Conference
Jan 17, 2020
1,169
3,721
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The only thing giving me hope, and it will keep giving me hope no matter what happens (sans injuries), is that we haven't seen this team's ceiling yet. The barriers to the ceiling are mental. At any point, the light bulb could come on, the passing game could right itself, and the penalties could disappear. We know the players have the potential to be productive, efficient, dynamic, explosive, etc. We know the OC and DC can set them up for success.

We've seen the run game look dominant. We've seen the defense look dominant. The mental errors are fixable. We're at least as big, strong, fast, athletic and talented as 4 of the remaining 5 teams on the schedule. It's all still there. Just has to click.

5-7 and 11-2 are both still on the table.
 

KingLlama

Heisman
Nov 27, 2002
18,329
10,934
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- Would have preferred the Phillies, but no qualms with the D-backs making it. They have fun young stars and they certainly earned their way there. Plus, I always enjoy old-timers getting a shot at their first ring, and Evan Longoria has been around forever, so who knows maybe his team will win. Still pulling for the Rangers, though.

- Not sure there's a more meh-sounding meal that always delivers more than a good, slow-cooked pot roast with potaties, carrots, and onions. Never SOUNDS good, always TASTES good.

- Must be brutal to be an Iowa football fan and sit through that drudgery year after year. I mean, sure, they win, but good grief, what a chore. At least Fran keeps their basketball program entertaining.

- I keep reminding myself to enjoy this final season of CFB and CBB "normalcy" before the stupid realignment kicks in. I hate it more with each passing week.
 

krazykats

Heisman
Nov 6, 2006
23,768
14,723
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What this program lacks is Stoops spending time under a detail oriented head coach to see how that operates.

Basically getting here he skipped a step where a guy like Kirby Smart learned the no nonsense approach to big games and how to instill that to his players without letting the prima dona mentality take over.

Football is 100% discipline 100% of the time and we lack that.

To beat UT under Heupel you have to disturb their timing and hopefully Brad White does that instead sitting in a 7yard deep soft *** zone.
 

creeksman

All-Conference
Jan 17, 2020
1,169
3,721
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I don’t think it’s happening but it isn’t impossible. The team that played Florida + a passing game is as good as anyone left on the schedule. The team that played the first quarter against Missouri is too.
 

80 Proof

Heisman
Jan 3, 2003
64,726
51,897
113
Does anyone have a contact to a charitable origination that would be interested in a bunch of slightly damaged shoes?

My company processes returns for ecommerce orders and some cannot be sold again as new. The client agreed with me that destroying them isn't as good as getting some good press and a write-off.

PM if so.

Also, F-UT.
Sounds like a good springboard for GYERO Philanthropy 501(c)(3)
 
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jwheat

Heisman
Aug 21, 2005
97,626
24,206
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Does anyone have a contact to a charitable origination that would be interested in a bunch of slightly damaged shoes?

My company processes returns for ecommerce orders and some cannot be sold again as new. The client agreed with me that destroying them isn't as good as getting some good press and a write-off.

PM if so.

Also, F-UT.
I live in one of the poorest counties in the state. I’m sure our local Methodist store would put them on peoples feet that need them
 
Mar 7, 2009
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I was hoping for Astros/Phillies, but Dbacks/Rangers is fine. Garcia is a great story and fun to watch. Lots of young talent on the Dbacks. Scherzer is always interesting bc it’s always possible he’ll beat someone to death with a water cooler. Lots of storylines.

I feel like Tennessee is going to win by about 35 Saturday. Haven’t even considered we might win. Really looking forward to it!

This Michigan sign stealing story is pretty boring imo. Who cares? It’s football. Steal signs. It literally doesn’t matter. Nothing matters. We’re on the brink of nuclear holocaust. Have you guys seen the news? Oh so some dude at university of Michigan started learning the signs of other college football defenses?? Someone call the fbi!! I’m just trying to get through today. And tomorrow I’ll do the same thing. Nothing matters.

I like rogue but it always throws me off when I remember he’s 49 years old

Stop asking me to tip at subway - I’m sorry but I don’t want to. But I’m a soft piece of **** so yeah please add 15% to my $13 Turkey sandwich so I don’t feel like a prick on my 6 minute lunch break where all I want to do is forget about my life for a few minutes.

Can’t believe there’s a basketball game Friday. Feels wrong to have basketball when it’s gonna be 77 degrees outside
 

Kooky Kats_anon

Heisman
Aug 17, 2002
25,741
46,563
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Try Kars4Kids

After blowing out my 4th pair of Diadora Equipe Atomo shoes, I can’t find them online anymore. Sad.

My company is a joke. All I do is clean up mistakes from horrendous predessors.

 
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