Yeah, you may think you got a day or two off, but you didn't. You'll be required to put the elf in a zany predicament, take a picture of it, and then text it to them. Once you do this, you'll probably have to text pictures to the grandparents for the duration of this Holiday event. "Mom, text Grammy. She'll LOVE that. Won't she??? What did she say?!?!" Repeat everyday for 2 weeks.
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Buying gifts for some local kids through a program our church is doing. I always pick a boy to buy gifts for because I never got to buy that kind of stuff as a dad. Never had a single Lego in this house.
Missing such an opportunity to name a mini dachshund, Brock Vanderruff
Rupp did a great one of those for Christmas movie characters during the Miami game. Hilarious.
Power move is to put it in one of the kids beds while they are gone, and send a pic of that.
Company wide email that just went out, “we are getting word of a lot of people who have came down severely ill since the end of our company meeting Wednesday night in Dallas. Hope everyone has a nice wknd and stays healthy”.
There’s some crap going around that gives me December 2019 vibes. People be coughing like crazy for like weeks.
Oh well, I’m sure it’s all fine. I mean- what’s the worst that could happen?!
Oh well, I’m sure it’s all fine. I mean- what’s the worst that could happen?!
What does this even mean lmao. Good grief Kenny, guy can’t go 3 days without making himself look like a complete fool.
They are only gone for one night.
I think the elf will leave a note saying, sorry I couldn’t find your grandparent’s house, I was too busy hiding all these candy canes at your house. Now go find them!
Pro tip: count the candy canes and write a number in the elf note so they know how many they are looking for.
If the elf was in their bed, I would have to let them sleep in my bed the next night til she flew away
I think the elf will leave a note saying, sorry I couldn’t find your grandparent’s house, I was too busy hiding all these candy canes at your house. Now go find them!
Pro tip: count the candy canes and write a number in the elf note so they know how many they are looking for.
If the elf was in their bed, I would have to let them sleep in my bed the next night til she flew away
Man, I’m glad I don’t have to do that **** anymore.
If the ruling elites have taught us anything over the past few, rest assured the cure will be a lot worse than the disease.
(Unless you're quadruple vaxxed like Chad)
Hang in there and we'll get through this together. The quips are great!
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I don't participate other than saying, "man, that silly elf."
Friday 6:
Budos Band : T.I.B.W.F.
Allman Brothers : Dreams
Bonobo : No Reason
Khruangbin : Time (You and I)
Roxy Music - Love is the Drug
The Dip : When You Lose Someone
KLuke Batch 6
Michters Toasted Rye
Remus Gatsby Reserve 2023
Getting a personalized CPG pin flag for the bar… so effiing dope
Down the hatch.
Pregaming for dinner at my favorite local joint, Roost
Not drinking as much and down a cool 50, after 3 pours, I’m pretty schlammered.
. That Gatsby is special. Not bad for a bunch of Hoosiers. Cask strength at 98.1 proof. Fruitfest and sweet oak.
I’ll be sure to post a detailed a postmortem snackdown to annoy Rogue.
Gleyber, Judge, Soto, Stanton,
Jasson …
🫶
I’m a happy drunk
Budos Band : T.I.B.W.F.
Allman Brothers : Dreams
Bonobo : No Reason
Khruangbin : Time (You and I)
Roxy Music - Love is the Drug
The Dip : When You Lose Someone
KLuke Batch 6
Michters Toasted Rye
Remus Gatsby Reserve 2023
Getting a personalized CPG pin flag for the bar… so effiing dope
Down the hatch.
Pregaming for dinner at my favorite local joint, Roost
Not drinking as much and down a cool 50, after 3 pours, I’m pretty schlammered.
. That Gatsby is special. Not bad for a bunch of Hoosiers. Cask strength at 98.1 proof. Fruitfest and sweet oak.I’ll be sure to post a detailed a postmortem snackdown to annoy Rogue.
Gleyber, Judge, Soto, Stanton,
Jasson …🫶I’m a happy drunk
This is just more reinforcement why mom's are so much better than dad's are with these things.
We tried not to do the elf but all her similar age cousins and neighborhood friends and kids at school had elves showing up. We were surrounded like the troops at Bastogne on this. How do you tell your 5 yr old there isn't a elf showing up for her?
Mom works days and I work seconds. So after the first week mom was done being cute with her pinterest etsy fb creations she left it up to me to do something every night. Terrified I might forget and ruin Christmas or get a little drunk and put together some inappropiate set up.
Kids are awesome. Amazing seeing the Christmas magic in them. But I am so glad we are past that point with this.
Geese, I’m 6 shots in not counting flu and RSV. I’m still here with no side effects and haven’t been sick in about 10 years other than the 3 rare diseases I have! Still believe the treatments and chemo are keeping me from getting sick. **** is evil and don’t think anything but me can live through it. The glowing in the dark does come in handy when fishing at night.
My lady’s 6 year old does the elf. I put a picture of mascots from UL, UT and Duke around it and told her it wasn’t a UK fan. She threw it across the room. I’ve been in trouble since and not allowed to do anything else.
My lady’s 6 year old does the elf. I put a picture of mascots from UL, UT and Duke around it and told her it wasn’t a UK fan. She threw it across the room. I’ve been in trouble since and not allowed to do anything else.
Still a lot of gays around tho. They run everything now.
Sumrall would make the jump from Georgia or Tennessee to come home. Not everything is about $. Sumrall is one of those guys.
He is ours. No matter where he is coaching as long as our top buttoned AD makes the call.
More dudes like Ray Davis in the portal. Excellent individual year and human. Would love to have had him for more. Great to see him run one more time.
Portal is a big win for UK wildcats. Never thought we would get completely picked but a little surprised how well they have done. Props to big time donors and the NIL early adopters. Someone needs to fix the TE development.
Send me out like an unknown shane macgowan. Everyone get drunk run some catholic **** for those who want it, jam out and dance. If johnny depp shows its fine.
Cal better figure it the eff out tomorrow.
Portal is a big win for UK wildcats. Never thought we would get completely picked but a little surprised how well they have done. Props to big time donors and the NIL early adopters. Someone needs to fix the TE development.
Send me out like an unknown shane macgowan. Everyone get drunk run some catholic **** for those who want it, jam out and dance. If johnny depp shows its fine.
Cal better figure it the eff out tomorrow.
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This is amazing. Kudos to this kid, Matt.
Obviously missing the older eras. I had the Hatton radio call on tape as a kid, can still hear that call & crowd explosion if I close my eyes.
Obviously missing the older eras. I had the Hatton radio call on tape as a kid, can still hear that call & crowd explosion if I close my eyes.
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Little old Newport looks to have the sickest ball team in the state. Went down the street to see those guys with my boys. They will have to really screw something up to not win it all in Rupp. Also, they are the Wildcats.
Winterized the yard today. Beautiful day. Feast of the Immaculate Conception. In CoolCat parlance, “put the yard to bed.” My turf looks impeccable. After seven seasons here, it looks as I wish it to look.
I’ve been helping out my elderly neighbor with his yard since he had a cardiac event earlier this year. He rewards me with Bilberry juice - leaves a case on my doorstep every now and then. Have you ever tasted this? It is some sort of exotica Italian nectar. It’s absolutely incredible.
My wife is currently binging some horrid **** called “Virgin River.” It is putrid television. I am tending to my five year old who has pneumonia and drinking boxed saviwhatver blanc.
Hey - the Cats play a ****** school in Pennsylvania tomorrow. Let’s get psyched.
Wayne - blow me.
Edit - does anyone have DrX man’s phone number? If so, please text him and say I said he’s as ***** as a three dollar bill.
Winterized the yard today. Beautiful day. Feast of the Immaculate Conception. In CoolCat parlance, “put the yard to bed.” My turf looks impeccable. After seven seasons here, it looks as I wish it to look.
I’ve been helping out my elderly neighbor with his yard since he had a cardiac event earlier this year. He rewards me with Bilberry juice - leaves a case on my doorstep every now and then. Have you ever tasted this? It is some sort of exotica Italian nectar. It’s absolutely incredible.
My wife is currently binging some horrid **** called “Virgin River.” It is putrid television. I am tending to my five year old who has pneumonia and drinking boxed saviwhatver blanc.
Hey - the Cats play a ****** school in Pennsylvania tomorrow. Let’s get psyched.
Wayne - blow me.
Edit - does anyone have DrX man’s phone number? If so, please text him and say I said he’s as ***** as a three dollar bill.
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Was a few rows back when Aaron threw that shot up against WI. Knew it was good before it left his hands. Craziest KY tournament run in my lifetime. Miss that version of KY Basketball.
One of the drunkest nights of my life. Got into a bad altercation at the Liar’s Club in Newport. Which was an absolutely horrid place.
Christ dude. That’s a place you wake up the next day with a hang over not because of a wild bacchanal, but due to absorbing the dingy desperation and misery that seeps from the building’s walls.
I got offered $20 to fight a UofL fan at the Banks Tin Roof that sweet sixteen. I’d had one drink. That tourney got us all a lil froggy.
I was considerably farther back and up in that stadium and felt the same. That was a great trip. San Antonio, then Austin, then DFW. Too bad Cal can't beat UConn in April.
I'd throw in an extra $20 if you're still down.
I've never seen anyone so enfatuated with a state before...
...and the state is Florida
I think it's hilarious you look down on us Kentucky rubes because you live in Florida, like that makes you a man of culture
I lived in Fort Myers, North Cape Coral to be specific, for a 4 year spell during my childhood, so don't think I'm jealous...
...of Florida
Wait, Rogue ISN’T gay? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.I've never seen anyone so enfatuated with a state before...
...and the state is Florida
I think it's hilarious you look down on us Kentucky rubes because you live in Florida, like that makes you a man of culture
I lived in Fort Myers, North Cape Coral to be specific, for a 4 year spell during my childhood, so don't think I'm jealous...
...of Florida
I would have moved back too If I lived in North Cape Coral.
-Beat the Quakers
-Beat the Quakers
rogue's ******** stories might be halfway believable if he were gay.
Absolute mayhem in my Meemaw’s living room when Sparks hit that 3.
I still can’t believe there are actually people that believed that 10% of Kentuckians are gay and used it as an opportunity to celebrate rub it in the face of politicians.
They didn’t stop and think those politicians wouldn’t have been elected is those numbers were correct?
They didn’t stop and think those politicians wouldn’t have been elected is those numbers were correct?
Well most people are pretty stupid and will believe anything they read on the internets.
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