GYERO ARCHIVE

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roguemocha

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Jan 30, 2007
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Or teach their freshman DB to move on D, like somewhere, anywhere, dude just sat there frozen like Mitch McConnell on that last TD drive.
 

roguemocha

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Love the dude but throwing to Key lately has basically been, “hey Dane, can you put this on the ground for me?”
 

It'saDoneDeal

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Jul 24, 2007
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Are you guys totally amped for the NFL today?

What kind of wacky outfit will Joe Burrow be wearing today? Which player has the craziest beard this week? I mean, facial hair… woah look out! Which team going into week 2 is in a must-win situation? Who are your top 5 must-have fantasy sleepers in non-standard flex half point PPR? You’ll never guess what this fantasy league made the last place finisher do (hint: he had to eat 12 waffles even though he really didn’t want to). But next, we’re gonna find out about this player’s uncle who has been battling *** cancer and how it has made the player like totally bummed out — right after our half hour FanDuel special where you can use the discount code “DEADINSIDE” and for every $200 you lose you’ll get an additional $10 to lose the next day.
 

cut_itloosedoubledeuce

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Are you guys totally amped for the NFL today?

What kind of wacky outfit will Joe Burrow be wearing today? Which player has the craziest beard this week? I mean, facial hair… woah look out! Which team going into week 2 is in a must-win situation? Who are your top 5 must-have fantasy sleepers in non-standard flex half point PPR? You’ll never guess what this fantasy league made the last place finisher do (hint: he had to eat 12 waffles even though he really didn’t want to). But next, we’re gonna find out about this player’s uncle who has been battling *** cancer and how it’s made the player like totally bummed out — right after our half hour FanDuel special where you can use the discount code “DEADINSIDE” and for every $200 you lose you’ll get an additional $10 to lose the next day.
Guess you are not amped.
 
Aug 14, 2001
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If we're stuck with an entire pool of morally bankrupt, lower-middle IQ, opportunistic parasites, when we make the seemingly pointless trip to the voting booth, is it too much to ask that we at least pick the ones with Premium+ fake tits, trashy good looks, and a penchant for a good time, rather than fvcking Mitch McConnell?

This isn't rocket science folks...
 
Jan 28, 2007
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I was making out with my gf during Schindler’s List and apparently my mailman saw us. He told my parents and they were not happy. Hell, I’m not even Jewish and I got in trouble.
Are you from Flemingsburg? I dated a gal in college who lost her virginity while watching that movie. Young Wayne D didn’t see that as a red flag. Chick was nuts man.
 
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