GYERO ARCHIVE
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Have we reached a point politically where the truly good, decent, smart people have collectively decided that the headache isn't worth it to run for office, leaving us with a satchel of turds to lead us? It sure feels that way. It seems like anyone who runs for major office now is either sociopathic, addled, evil, or a moron.
Yes. The guy leading in the polls is harassing the guy in second place because he won't release his personal taxes to the public for basically no good reason at all. I really don't give a **** about any of the three of the candidates' taxes. Just seems petty and stupid. They all have to comply with campaign finance laws. That will tell the tale of who is wagging the dog.
Who's Kentucky's Boss? This GUY, AND I HAVE AIDS.
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Bevin doesn't HAVE to release his taxes, it's a tradition.
Gillespie didn't HAVE to meet with the local Rotary Club, it was a traditon.
We're doomed.
Gillespie didn't HAVE to meet with the local Rotary Club, it was a traditon.
We're doomed.
I think Political Ad Ominous Voiceover Guy would be a hell of a gig.
"Why won't Matt Bevin release his tax records? Could he be hiding evidence of his goat raping ring? Maybe - who knows? I'm just asking questions here. JACK CONWAY FOR GOVERNOR."
"Jack Conway has a fat bloated face. Probably because he drinks too much allegedly. Why is Jack Conway never seen in public with a drink in his hand? Is he hiding his alcoholism maybe most likely? And why did he threaten Commissioner Gordon's kid after having half of his face blown off? It was the Joker's fault, after all. VOTE BEVIN FOR GOVERNOR ENDORSED BY BATMAN IF BATMAN WERE REAL."
"Why won't Matt Bevin release his tax records? Could he be hiding evidence of his goat raping ring? Maybe - who knows? I'm just asking questions here. JACK CONWAY FOR GOVERNOR."
"Jack Conway has a fat bloated face. Probably because he drinks too much allegedly. Why is Jack Conway never seen in public with a drink in his hand? Is he hiding his alcoholism maybe most likely? And why did he threaten Commissioner Gordon's kid after having half of his face blown off? It was the Joker's fault, after all. VOTE BEVIN FOR GOVERNOR ENDORSED BY BATMAN IF BATMAN WERE REAL."
Being a politician is nothing more than kissing ***, doing what other people want you to do, and kowtowing for a living.
Not sure why anybody would want that gig, frankly.
Not sure why anybody would want that gig, frankly.
Considering your net worth could go from 10X to 100X, depending on level of govt, it is pretty easy to see why.
chief, your net worth will likely increase 100x when you actually get your next paycheck. maybe more.
Today is St. Jerome Feast Day, went to church today in my honor. Learn being Holy. Saint Adrian. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA Yeah, of course that saint doesnt exist.
^ Upon receiving this from Ninjaken, first I googled Feast Day, which kinda sounds right up my alley.
Then, I googled St. Adrian -- He does indeed exist, and his Feast Day is actually my birthday, September 8th. [smoke]
Thinking about slangin religion for a bit now, pretty moved. Has to be a sign. Church Shopping on bye week if anyone is bored.
^ Upon receiving this from Ninjaken, first I googled Feast Day, which kinda sounds right up my alley.
Then, I googled St. Adrian -- He does indeed exist, and his Feast Day is actually my birthday, September 8th. [smoke]
Thinking about slangin religion for a bit now, pretty moved. Has to be a sign. Church Shopping on bye week if anyone is bored.
When is the last political ad that stated what a candidate was going to do, rather than make outrageous barbaric claims against his adversary?
Chief for Governor ad pre-attack ads:
In Chief's civilian life he built a Zija empire from scratch and has become a titan of industry in the paint world. Chief will bring his vast experience to the Commonwealth and catapult this great state into financial independance.
Chief for Governor post attack ads:
Who is Chief? According to sources Chief is a homeless drifter who runs his campaign from the Dallas public library. Don't be fooled by Chief. Chief isn't a paint tycoon. Chief merely ate paint chips as a child. Who does Chief think he is? Chief probably stalked and mentally raped a respectable journalist. Chief never made a cent from Zija. Chief's portfolio is built on penny stocks and cracker jack tattoos. Do you really want Chief as Governor? Only if you want to murder your family. Chief loves murder, probably.
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Chief for Governor ad pre-attack ads:
In Chief's civilian life he built a Zija empire from scratch and has become a titan of industry in the paint world. Chief will bring his vast experience to the Commonwealth and catapult this great state into financial independance.
Chief for Governor post attack ads:
Who is Chief? According to sources Chief is a homeless drifter who runs his campaign from the Dallas public library. Don't be fooled by Chief. Chief isn't a paint tycoon. Chief merely ate paint chips as a child. Who does Chief think he is? Chief probably stalked and mentally raped a respectable journalist. Chief never made a cent from Zija. Chief's portfolio is built on penny stocks and cracker jack tattoos. Do you really want Chief as Governor? Only if you want to murder your family. Chief loves murder, probably.
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That little hill was 19,300'. The Land Cruisers stopped at 4,000. 40 mile hike/scramble almost all above 10k feet.
Now the porters did the heavy lifting and are badasses, but yeah, go ahead bubby and try it out. You can do it minimal and carry your own stuff. It's an amazing time. Watching the sun come up sitting on a cliff 19k feet above sea level over clouds that are about 1.5 miles vertically below you is really cool. Watching a thunderstorm from above it is awesome as well. I would highly suggest that trip to anyone.
I'd have no desire doing one of the big big mountains like Denali or Everest. I would do something a little taller and more technical but nothing more dangerous. I just hate camping. It sucks. I like beds and running water, showers, room service.
Several of the Everest books are great and yeah tons of people are still up there. Until very recently you couldn't really get them off the mountain and entire teams perished together. It's overcrowded and overhiked at this point.
Now the porters did the heavy lifting and are badasses, but yeah, go ahead bubby and try it out. You can do it minimal and carry your own stuff. It's an amazing time. Watching the sun come up sitting on a cliff 19k feet above sea level over clouds that are about 1.5 miles vertically below you is really cool. Watching a thunderstorm from above it is awesome as well. I would highly suggest that trip to anyone.
I'd have no desire doing one of the big big mountains like Denali or Everest. I would do something a little taller and more technical but nothing more dangerous. I just hate camping. It sucks. I like beds and running water, showers, room service.
Several of the Everest books are great and yeah tons of people are still up there. Until very recently you couldn't really get them off the mountain and entire teams perished together. It's overcrowded and overhiked at this point.
So, Bryson DeChambeau (TCU) won't be able to defend his NCAA Golf Championship, that sucks.
-Attempting Everest seems about the most selfish 'personal accomplishment' one could attempt assuming he/she has family/friends/etc.
-Attempting Everest seems about the most selfish 'personal accomplishment' one could attempt assuming he/she has family/friends/etc.
That describes 90% of all jobs. It's almost the definition of the word "job."
wow, the Boom virus is airborn & contageous....Mizzou QB came down with a case as well
Everest is absolutely selfish. 60K minimum. 3 months away and 10-20% chance you die or at least lose fingers/toes.
Here is an excerpt from a guy that was recently arrested for stealing a minor league baseball teams mascot uniform and wearing it around town....
"[My friend] said he was at Hooters, so I told him to stay there. I start walking down the hallway to leave and I look to my right and see the mascot dressing room. I thought, there’s no way this door is unlocked. I turned the handle and it opens right up and there’s the damned costume.
So, I suited right up, walked out the door and proceeded to Hooters. I walked right up into Hooters and my buddy didn’t even know it was me. I was ragin’ dude.
I left Hooters and there was a big line at Tilt next door. I just said, “Yo man, can I go in?” The guy said, “No,” and I was like, “Dude, You’re not gonna let Homer the ******’ mascot into your bar right now?” Then he said I could go in. There was nobody on the dance floor. I come sliding in and start getting it. I was doing all the moves you always wanted to try but are too embarrassed to."
Here is his mugshot
"[My friend] said he was at Hooters, so I told him to stay there. I start walking down the hallway to leave and I look to my right and see the mascot dressing room. I thought, there’s no way this door is unlocked. I turned the handle and it opens right up and there’s the damned costume.
So, I suited right up, walked out the door and proceeded to Hooters. I walked right up into Hooters and my buddy didn’t even know it was me. I was ragin’ dude.
I left Hooters and there was a big line at Tilt next door. I just said, “Yo man, can I go in?” The guy said, “No,” and I was like, “Dude, You’re not gonna let Homer the ******’ mascot into your bar right now?” Then he said I could go in. There was nobody on the dance floor. I come sliding in and start getting it. I was doing all the moves you always wanted to try but are too embarrassed to."
Here is his mugshot
I come sliding in and start getting it. I was doing all the moves you always wanted to try but are too embarrassed to
Reads like some kind of Richie epic-night recap.
Reads like some kind of Richie epic-night recap.
Look at the smile on that guy's face. It was all worth it. Every damn bit.
First thing i noticed was the dope *** aggressive haircut.
"You want me to style you up a mullet?" "NOPE... keep going..."
"Oh ok how'd you like a mullet and i buzz up the sides, sound good?" "Nope... come stronger"
"What if we hook all that up and bleach the tips?" "WINNER."
"You want me to style you up a mullet?" "NOPE... keep going..."
"Oh ok how'd you like a mullet and i buzz up the sides, sound good?" "Nope... come stronger"
"What if we hook all that up and bleach the tips?" "WINNER."
I literally and figuratively come sliding in and start getting it. I was doing all the moves you always wanted to try but are too embarrassed to. No layups.
Since Clark didn't link here is the story:
http://m.clclt.com/charlotte/homers-night-on-the-town/Content?oid=3682852
http://m.clclt.com/charlotte/homers-night-on-the-town/Content?oid=3682852
Need a new banner at CWS.
START GETTING IT is a lot cooler than WHY NOT.
START GETTING IT is a lot cooler than WHY NOT.
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