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I want no part of whatever "joke" Dr. Boat is coming up with about eating a beef 'n cheddar sandwich in a lake.
None.
Chase will probably have plenty of sex questions for you, but I'd ask that you guys take that to email.
bobs nonsense he keeps posting reads like an outtake from some teen angst movie about losing your virginity.
you sure you didn't steal that analysis from american pie, the new guy, superbad, or juno?
you sure you didn't steal that analysis from american pie, the new guy, superbad, or juno?
Doc is like if a can of Axe had a baby with a VHS copy of "Porky's".
ESPN is way out in front of "keeping their people out of dangerous CBB crowds way" since they arent even having announcers on location.
The amount of enjoyment you get from shower sex is inversely proportionate to how tall you are. When you're the same height as the girl, maybe it's easy. I don't know. When you're 6'5", it's cumbersome, awkward, and too much work.
#TeamBedSex
#TeamBedSex
Friday Shorts:
- Better parent- Anth or Sloot? Based solely on SnapChat as well as preconceived notions, I'm going with Anth by a landslide. jmo
- Travis Ford got booted from his son's high school game last night. Come out and defend this idiot again, BBdK and Killa.
- Can we retire being clever and referring to a team as the "Fighting so-and-sos" (so-and-so being the name of a specific coach, player or alum)?
- I LOVE Aziz's new show. LOVE it. The lass is completely bored by it. Doesn't get it. "I thought it would be funnier."
Umm, it's hilarious. It's a subtle humor, you simpleton.
- Santacon tomorrow. While you parents are scrambling around trying to find the latest Frozen figurine, I'll be out on the streets of Cincy getting bombed with 1,000 people dressed as Santa, elves and reindeer.
- Wham "Last Christmas" is underrated.
- When do we get that Murray 30-point explosion? It's coming. It's coming.
- Besides my sports pods, I'd have to say Alec Baldwin's WNYC podcast is my personal favorite.
- Better parent- Anth or Sloot? Based solely on SnapChat as well as preconceived notions, I'm going with Anth by a landslide. jmo
- Travis Ford got booted from his son's high school game last night. Come out and defend this idiot again, BBdK and Killa.
- Can we retire being clever and referring to a team as the "Fighting so-and-sos" (so-and-so being the name of a specific coach, player or alum)?
- I LOVE Aziz's new show. LOVE it. The lass is completely bored by it. Doesn't get it. "I thought it would be funnier."
Umm, it's hilarious. It's a subtle humor, you simpleton.- Santacon tomorrow. While you parents are scrambling around trying to find the latest Frozen figurine, I'll be out on the streets of Cincy getting bombed with 1,000 people dressed as Santa, elves and reindeer.
- Wham "Last Christmas" is underrated.
- When do we get that Murray 30-point explosion? It's coming. It's coming.
- Besides my sports pods, I'd have to say Alec Baldwin's WNYC podcast is my personal favorite.
* ********, try to pay attention… the red **** that comes on an Arby's Beef & Cheddar is NOT Arby's sauce. It is that God awful red ranch crap (French Dressing). The B&C's do NOT come that way up here in NKY/Cincy.
The delicious bbq sass that comes in a little pouch or is available at the restaurant in a pump is Arby's sass. 2 completely different animals.
* Frisch's Big Boys with tarter sauce are delicious. Their tarter sauce by itself is delicious. Good on fries, onion rings, fish and even ham & swiss (Buddy Boy).
* Single sex in the shower was great because it was usually with a random, exciting hook up.
Shower sex as a married man absolutely sucks. No friction plus your wife ends up at angles she usually isn't in and starts noticing tiny chips in the tile, blemishes on the glass, areas where the grout doesn't look just right, etc. And she doesn't shut the touch up about it. Ever.
* Cincy Zoo Festival of Lights last night. Nice.
* Have a bad feeling Who Deys get beat on Sunday. Secondary is really beat up. Gonna have to win a shootout.
Have a worse feeling somebody in orange and black will get cheapshotted and out for the season. Steelers were not happy Burfict gave a chest bump after Bell got hurt.
The delicious bbq sass that comes in a little pouch or is available at the restaurant in a pump is Arby's sass. 2 completely different animals.
* Frisch's Big Boys with tarter sauce are delicious. Their tarter sauce by itself is delicious. Good on fries, onion rings, fish and even ham & swiss (Buddy Boy).
* Single sex in the shower was great because it was usually with a random, exciting hook up.
Shower sex as a married man absolutely sucks. No friction plus your wife ends up at angles she usually isn't in and starts noticing tiny chips in the tile, blemishes on the glass, areas where the grout doesn't look just right, etc. And she doesn't shut the touch up about it. Ever.
* Cincy Zoo Festival of Lights last night. Nice.
* Have a bad feeling Who Deys get beat on Sunday. Secondary is really beat up. Gonna have to win a shootout.
Have a worse feeling somebody in orange and black will get cheapshotted and out for the season. Steelers were not happy Burfict gave a chest bump after Bell got hurt.
Sunday has all the makings of a "same ol' Bengals" type of game, even though they are dead in the secondary. Good thing is the Steelers aren't much better on defense.
Santacon sounds forced and awful.
Santacon sounds forced and awful.
Hope Trump has a plan for that **** city that involves not much more than turning it into a big ol hole. Maybe throw some koi in there.
Calling Doc out on sex humblebrags is justified.
Not calling Tommy out on his ******** stories of daily BJs is a tragedy.
Not calling Tommy out on his ******** stories of daily BJs is a tragedy.
I FEEL LIKE BBDK'S STUPID FACE IS THE SAME STUPID FACE HE HAS EVERY DAY!!!
Does anyone else get serious Mark David Chapman vibes with ***** Rax and Zac Brown? Just saying keep an eye on that guy.
Is George going to hide his drinking from his parents until he's 27 like his momma did?
Last Christmas
Decent song, not even close to GOAT, but a couple years ago I was working in Louisville and they played it like every 5th song over the office pa system. By the end of the day I was done with that song forever.
Nat King Cole, The Christmas Song, CRUSHES that ********. Crushes.
Decent song, not even close to GOAT, but a couple years ago I was working in Louisville and they played it like every 5th song over the office pa system. By the end of the day I was done with that song forever.
Nat King Cole, The Christmas Song, CRUSHES that ********. Crushes.
Doubt it. Dad got busted at 14, 16 and finally they gave in at 18 and just embraced it.
George would be a great frog. Or maybe a world record recumbent bike racer.
Kid is definitely the 2015 SnapChat MVP.
Kid is definitely the 2015 SnapChat MVP.
Christmas with the Rat Pack = 1st Place. Undisputed.
Bing Crosby's Christmas catalogue is a close second.
Instant Panty Pudding = Mariah's " All I Want for Christmas is You".
Bing Crosby's Christmas catalogue is a close second.
Instant Panty Pudding = Mariah's " All I Want for Christmas is You".
Buncha 20somethings tomorrow when WCC shows up in a santa costume said:
Can safely say I'll never attend anything that ends with 'con'
Okay, maybe Rincon.
Okay, maybe Rincon.
Ha, which wouldn't make them very random -- would it? More like, repeats. Said it before... Willy sucks unless he's photo-shitting on someone.
Nerlens Noel struggling. Crips ATKOT withstanding, he's awful offensively. Dude gonna have to learn to be at least serviceable with the face-up otherwise he's going to be perennial bench guy. He's shooting less than 20% outside the paint so far this season. I know the 76ers are a mess and there is zero competent guard play to make him look good but damn, hope he gets it going soon.
- Honestly have never eaten at a Frisch's despite living near one for several years over in Gardenside. Arby's Roast Beef sammich is always solid. Curly fries are hit/miss, IMO.
- Haven't seen FLYM or DACats come by and give their take on the football team. Another limp dick finish to the season must have really taken a lot out of them. Huber dramatically throwing his season tix box in the garbage via Facebook may have been the ultimate low point, doh
- Special day on the secret text thread, yesterday. Lots of good stories re-hashed, mostly about Bonzo. Anth trying to get in on the group --- doesn't feel right, IMO. We'll continue to talk it over as a group and see if he fits long-term. Jury still out, howeva.
- Don't think there is a bigger collection of gays in Lex during normal weekday hours than at the Bluegrass Volleyball Center. They *love* their volleyball, TS. (damn good at it, too).
- I have no clue what to expect with this Kiwi. Is Cal really expecting him to be in the mix soon after he gets settled?
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- I LOVE Aziz's new show. LOVE it. The lass is completely bored by it. Doesn't get it. "I thought it would be funnier."
Same reason my wife gave me. But it's excellent. Has a little Curb feel to it without the extreme awkwardness but still nails the situational humor. He also said on a Twitter Q&A that his dad is exactly like the character in real life.
Underrated part about basketball season is that it comes along and infuriates Fylm & DACats. Pretty much worship that.
Oh please. You would love it. It's really not a young crowd at all. Festive drinking with a bunch of santas- it's hilarious.
I'm way too mature for that ****. Have fun though, please send pics of your santa costume.
I'll be watching Dateline w/ Lil Cease probably. :fire:
...btw, Season 2 of The Affair is absolutely awesome. What a great show.
I'll be watching Dateline w/ Lil Cease probably. :fire:
...btw, Season 2 of The Affair is absolutely awesome. What a great show.
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