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GrandePdre

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Putting your picture on a business card, yeah or nah?

If you're in sales, absolutely. If you're a radiologist, I suggest this:

 
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anthonys735

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You can throw pumps at me all you want but I didn't lose to that Denver Offense. Typical Bungles. At least the Reds...

-I feel like Business Card Guy and cologne guy could have some correlations. Not hating on sales people, I love sales people.. I'm married to a badass sales person, just hating on quick to throw 8 business cards at you "to hand out to your friends and family" guy. Also noting I haven't kept a business card in 10 years. If I want your info, send me your contact info digitally.

-Winter, if you're going to be weird at least just get cold and get rid of the nasty *** miserable rain.

-Bible Bowl :confused: I mean... don't even know what to say. Sorry Chumps. Shew.
 

UKwizard

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Dec 11, 2002
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:rolleyes: if you thought the Bengals were going to win on Monday night football. And I'm a Bengals fan.
 
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anth texted me about the bible bowl last night, and i honestly thought he was talking about the utah-byu game.

chapman. shew. sad to see him go. the most exciting red in god knows how long, and played with that over the top cuban flair. but there's no need to close out 110 losses next season. i actually like the talent we got in return. such an awesome talent, and im actually happy he landed in nyc. perfect place for his personality.

bruce and phillips. come on, let's do this.

going to see star wars today. pretty pumped.

if my schedule is correct, this is the day bbdk returns after a 2 day hangover. we've all made the mistake before -- going toe to toe with annexen. it will kill you.
 
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anthonys735

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In most cases it's obnoxious and not preferred by women over the age of 23. Deodorant/Antiperspirant and regular showers should be enough.


[sick]@ the combination smell of cologne/perfume trying to cover smoke.
 

LadyCat92

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Ugh, cologne guy. I work with a lot of people out of Latin America. I love them dearly, but I hate when the guys come to the office. They always want to hug you / give you a kiss on the cheek. I spend the rest of the day smelling like their cologne and heaven forbid more than one comes to the office on the same day.
 

BBdK

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Anth speaking like someone who walked out of graduation straight into an executive position with a large family company with a 7 figure advertising budget.

Lol at "business cards are dumb". Maybe to a Dr. or HVAC President -- not to anyone in any form of outside sales or who spends their days prospecting and cold calling & self-generating all of their own business. That basically IS their "advertising", What a stupid take.

I get asked for business cards nearly every working day of my life from current/new clients & referral sources.

Quite aware that 90% of them see the trash can, just like your postcard mailers do -- but they are a necessary thing for pretty much *anyone* in sales, get real.

Sorry, don't carry business cards, those are stupid. I'll hit you up digitally later on, or you can google my info if you're interested -- nice meeting you tho.

 

anthonys735

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If Stoops loses Marrow then he is done.
He might want off a sinking ship but passing on Michigan last season to take an ACC or SEC(non-bama) job this year? Smell test, fail. Probably wants a raise and a little positive news for recruiting help.

"See I'm going to be here, the staff is going to be here, I could have gone to Miami or Tennessee. I just got a raise and extension."

^If that's not the case. RuhRoh.
 

anthonys735

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Anth speaking like someone who walked out of graduation straight into an executive position with a large family company with a 7 figure advertising budget.
Welcome back from your hangover. Only 3 more hours until Tuesday happy hour.

Lol. Obviously you don't know the company history. In 2002 our advertising budget was a little under 7 figures, pal. Considering TR was barely there.

<1% return on DM.

Just saying, your pictured business cards are in the trash most of the time. Also said I get it, our guys use the **** out of them. They just annoy me.
 

BBdK

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Also, all you guys bitching about the rain [laughing]

Umm, that's what happens when it's 70 degrees in December, learn weather & enjoy. At least you get to wear short sleeves sloshing through the mud!!
 
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anthonys735

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Ha. He's still hungover. Hope his day is full of mundane requests from clients.

Please get 87 requests to add 3rd and 4th beneficiaries to policies by little old ladies or people that barely speak English. Maybe a few that are even pets. Double down and eat Arby's or Taco Bell lets fire that delayed hangover back up.
 
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anth needs a little real world experience to smack him in the face. poor guy has never suffered the indignity of being voluntold to spend all day saturday working his company's booth at the annual national convention of commercial insurance and benefit health producers anonymous worldwide expo, handing out chotskies to uninterested human resource consultants and blabbing about your company's newest widget, all because it gets you theoretically one step closer to that mythical promotion. maybe if 17 people die, you're a solid potential candidate unless we decide to eliminate the position! oh, and at the convention, make sure to sign everyone's sheet, as they'll be entered into a drawing for a $15 gift card to applebees!!!

you're a jerk, anth. and pretty much the worst master hvac-man ever.
 
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drxman1

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Good grief, I'm talking a small dose, not a bath. I agree over the top guido smell you around the corner guy is terrible.

Learn moderation.
 

anthonys735

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Worked a home show ONCE for the company I worked for in college and once here. F*ck that nonsense.
 

SAECATFAN

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I wore a little cologne in college until I read an article which stated that your natural musk is more effective in attracting the opposite sex. Mother nature atkot.

Was about that life back then, folks.
 
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BBdK

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Wasn't hungover, actually. ABH left me and went home at 6pm due to lassie issues, which made for a short/easy night by Cincy standards without him spending $1000 on shots.

Was up and out of there at 5:30am the next morning -- was just exhausted & grumpy, and didn't have anything to add to 5 pages of Pitino flipping off the fans or KENTUCKY FOOTBALL SUCKS.

-My day today is cake. Place marcus welby shut down from Dec 20 through the New Year, other than potential claims. Be home by noon if things go as expected.
 
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anthonys735

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Psst. You haven't responded to a text, gchat or posted since we beat UL. Didn't have anything to add. Ok, pal. You either were hungover, in trouble or got roasted in gambol. We know you all too well. Even talked about it on the text chain. Confirmed by your closest friends.
 
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UKStoleMyFish

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Was on the fence about Pitino til Coomes weighed in. Thanks for setting me straight, Mark!

Our basketball rivalry is nothing but pure cosplay – boys in shorts recruited as proxies for an ancient and endless war, pithily described by historian John Bakeless in his biography of Daniel Boone:

“Back woods and settlements never loved each other.”



What's weird is that I was saying this exact same thing to a neighbor the other day. That Bakeless quote is my go-to when describing the rivalry to an outsider.

http://insiderlouisville.com/lifestyle_culture/cards-cats-recap/
 

BBdK

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The remote control helicopter KC got me for Christmas broke already after the 87th crash, wasn't in the mood to talk about Green Juice or Sous Vide cooking.
 
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