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Brad will fit right in down at the modern Arkansas.
I doubt Blood Diamond and Travis Perry are going to hurt our three point percentage.
Squealing like a Razorback
Half of you are talking about PGA parking, and the other half thinks you are talking about Derby parking.
Apparently I don’t know **** except Collin Chandler has been on a 2 yr mission training derby favorite Sierra Leone
One of Pat Bev's comments in his fantastic meltdown last night was that if a journalist played 41 minutes he could get 10 assists (or something like that). Which brings up an interesting question - during your prime - and assuming you had been playing the sport pretty religiously up until your prime, what would you average in the following situations (provided you played starter minutes / innings) and your teammates still got you the ball?
NBA: 0.5 pts, 0.5 boards, 1 assist.
It's basically 1 three every 6 games. I assume I'd occasionally get wide open looks, a random rebound with no one around, and make a pass to a teammate for a shot. Plus the other team would likely lay off me as much as possible, I think the NBA is where I'd look the worst, but my stats might be a low estimate given how little the other team would guard me.
MLB: Slash line: .090/.120/.120
I was pretty good at baseball so I assume it would be similar to a below average hitting pitcher (most of those guys were also good hitters in HS). In 2021, the average for all pitchers was .103 / .135 / .141 - which was historically bad btw.
NFL QB: 30% completion percentage, 45 yards per game, 2 TDs (for a season)
This is probably the toughest one to estimate. If it were just one game and the defense didn't realize how bad I was compared to a real QB, I could run a bunch of bubble screens and slants on 3 and 20s where you'd get some completions and a few yards. The TDs would only come from a turnover deep in the other teams territory where you then throw a 50-50 ball up or a shovel pass or something.
NBA: 0.5 pts, 0.5 boards, 1 assist.
It's basically 1 three every 6 games. I assume I'd occasionally get wide open looks, a random rebound with no one around, and make a pass to a teammate for a shot. Plus the other team would likely lay off me as much as possible, I think the NBA is where I'd look the worst, but my stats might be a low estimate given how little the other team would guard me.
MLB: Slash line: .090/.120/.120
I was pretty good at baseball so I assume it would be similar to a below average hitting pitcher (most of those guys were also good hitters in HS). In 2021, the average for all pitchers was .103 / .135 / .141 - which was historically bad btw.
NFL QB: 30% completion percentage, 45 yards per game, 2 TDs (for a season)
This is probably the toughest one to estimate. If it were just one game and the defense didn't realize how bad I was compared to a real QB, I could run a bunch of bubble screens and slants on 3 and 20s where you'd get some completions and a few yards. The TDs would only come from a turnover deep in the other teams territory where you then throw a 50-50 ball up or a shovel pass or something.
Assumption there is I'm going something like 4-12 a game, with the four being mostly quick passes in the flat. Plus I was somewhat of a legend on the Seaton Center fields at the QB position back in '98-'01.
You got 2.2 seconds to make your drop, “read” the defense, make a decision, and throw before getting killed. No f’n chance.
Tom Brady rented out Watch Hill Proper in Norton Commons tonight (TS). Perhaps I'll go up there and ask him what he thinks I could do.
I don’t care who is there. F that place and the people that own it.
This better end in you playing one of the 300 models that will be hanging out with Tom at that house in a game of 1-on-1.
Was confused AF at what brought this vitriol towards me for a minute.
Thanks to dK’s confidence the other day, I changed my top choice in the Oaks to Thorpedo. Any time a trainer is openly talking **** about their horse, listen.
Got the exacta and a nice across the board to help recalibrate my TwinSpires account.
Happy Derby!
Got the exacta and a nice across the board to help recalibrate my TwinSpires account.
Happy Derby!
Long story.
Can’t stand at bar. Retard for asking for a beer. Told them I’d fight 3 at a time. Had to close tab after every drink. You know, just normal stuff.
I’d tell you the entire story if I ever saw you out.
We just get Doctors choking blacks and hiring people to kill husbands.
Tons of NFL guys rolling in now.
Norton Commons is the cultural center of Louisville. When it comes to this town there are two types of people.
1) People who live in Norton Commons
2) People who want to live in Norton Commons
Norton Commons is the cultural center of Louisville. When it comes to this town there are two types of people.
1) People who live in Norton Commons
2) People who want to live in Norton Commons
I get chills just reading the title.
Tonight was maybe the wildest night in my hip hop loving wannabe gangsta life, just unbelievable ****. 
…yet the best diss track of the day probably goes to this clown Nick Wright, who’s mostly awful, but had the rant of his life 
Good job Nick.
…yet the best diss track of the day probably goes to this clown Nick Wright, who’s mostly awful, but had the rant of his life
Good job Nick.
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Aubrey graham is the biggest lie ever sold on this country. That’s saying a lot considering what we are witnessing in the DC right now.
If Kenny can do one thing in this beef I hope it’s getting through to everyone thay drake likes underage girls
he’s out of his league going at the king. Don’t let those Taylor swift songs fool you Kendrick is lethal
If Kenny can do one thing in this beef I hope it’s getting through to everyone thay drake likes underage girls
he’s out of his league going at the king. Don’t let those Taylor swift songs fool you Kendrick is lethal
-Shine on you beautiful Kentucky people, this is the day.
-Grabbed #4 & #13 for the win yesterday… just random numbers I liked. I don’t look at all the stats when I’m not there.
May see if I can do a drawing at work today since I’ll be working during the race.
-Picked up a second bar gig as I have way too much free time and as much as I’ve enjoyed having 134 free hours a week before sleep, I need to stack some cash again for travel and houses.
Also, likely starting to run some online classes twice a week. Irons in the fire and whatnot.
-Talkino to 3 gals right now, one in KW, one in SP and one in St Johns (but she’s in the process of moving back to Orlando/tampa area).
Taking them all suuuuuper slow as I want no commitment, too happy to bring a gal in right now full time and mess up my routine.
Also, why does EVERYONE want everyone to be in a relationship? Mutual suffering? lol, I don’t get it. Everyone wants you to get married and have kids, sorry Janice, I’m not talking my freedoms and lack of responsibility and throwing it all away so you can know that I have children.
-not having cable sucks with no playoffs but this is the life I chose til September.
Watch a ton of baseball now or just music/read/pods. It is interesting I still go to turn on the tv first thing to catch up on sports though.
We’re just programmed to have the tv on. Read the other day that if you watch 3-4 hours of tv a day (average for most Americans) then in one year you’ve watched at least a month of just straight tv 24/day for for about 45 days. In ten years, you’ve spent one year of that entire decade just watching tv.
If that’s not a mindtouch knowing you’ve spent a year watching tv yet complain about not having time to do things, I don’t want to hear about it.
-Grabbed #4 & #13 for the win yesterday… just random numbers I liked. I don’t look at all the stats when I’m not there.
May see if I can do a drawing at work today since I’ll be working during the race.
-Picked up a second bar gig as I have way too much free time and as much as I’ve enjoyed having 134 free hours a week before sleep, I need to stack some cash again for travel and houses.
Also, likely starting to run some online classes twice a week. Irons in the fire and whatnot.
-Talkino to 3 gals right now, one in KW, one in SP and one in St Johns (but she’s in the process of moving back to Orlando/tampa area).
Taking them all suuuuuper slow as I want no commitment, too happy to bring a gal in right now full time and mess up my routine.
Also, why does EVERYONE want everyone to be in a relationship? Mutual suffering? lol, I don’t get it. Everyone wants you to get married and have kids, sorry Janice, I’m not talking my freedoms and lack of responsibility and throwing it all away so you can know that I have children.
-not having cable sucks with no playoffs but this is the life I chose til September.
Watch a ton of baseball now or just music/read/pods. It is interesting I still go to turn on the tv first thing to catch up on sports though.
We’re just programmed to have the tv on. Read the other day that if you watch 3-4 hours of tv a day (average for most Americans) then in one year you’ve watched at least a month of just straight tv 24/day for for about 45 days. In ten years, you’ve spent one year of that entire decade just watching tv.
If that’s not a mindtouch knowing you’ve spent a year watching tv yet complain about not having time to do things, I don’t want to hear about it.
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Is Sham one of the biggest what ifs in sports history, had a historic Derby and Preakness times that are both Top 5 all time and truly won nothing.
Career Record of 5-5-1*
Career Record of 5-5-1*
UKO would probably have said back then that secretariat was a fraud and that sham was actually better.
I was thinking about Sham the other day. After watching the 73 Derby. What bad luck to be born the same year.
Would love to own a horse. They are just awesome animals.
In the words of the world famous gangstas the Oak Ridge Boys
When you try to please two women, you can't please yourself
At best it's only half good; a man can't stock two shelves
It's a long old grind, and it tires your mind.
I have this irrational fear of horses. And birds. I don’t trust either one. Every time either animal looks at me it’s as if they are letting me know that they are going to do me great bodily harm. I’ve got no time for either of them.
-Well horses are letting you know they can kill you, they just usually choose not to. Birds are cool but can be a**holes.
-And by “talking” I mean actually talking man, I haven’t more than hugged a one of them and good with keeping it that way for a bit.
I’m hesitant to have one, much less two, I’m good on “seeing or dating” or whatever you call it now past bike rides and beach/pool days.
-And by “talking” I mean actually talking man, I haven’t more than hugged a one of them and good with keeping it that way for a bit.
I’m hesitant to have one, much less two, I’m good on “seeing or dating” or whatever you call it now past bike rides and beach/pool days.
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Nursing a bit of a hangover as I sit in a TaeKwonDo Demo Team exhibition purgatory.
These kids endlessly screaming, “AYE!!!!” is making my head pound like a freakin pile driver.
These kids endlessly screaming, “AYE!!!!” is making my head pound like a freakin pile driver.