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Is she hot?Wake up Fathers Day to an empty house with lass and daughter out of town for a week. Get my coffee to sit outside and enjoy a nice morning alone. Open the front door and there’s a lady standing there. She asked if I knew who she was and I take a long look and tell her nope. She says I’m your daughter and these are your granddaughters.
Haven’t seen or heard from her in 20 years and I now have 5 granddaughters I didn’t know about. To say I was surprised would be an understatement and made for a nice Father’s Day present.
She told me later that she did a dnatest a couple of years ago and I have another set of twins I didn’t know about. Guess I’m going to be busy meeting and getting to know my newfound family. I’m nervous and excited at the same time.
Gonna make for an interesting conversation when the lass gets back home.
Yep, Kooky, I am, many times over.
My friends are right, I should write a book. Would make Forrest Gump look like a non-fiction character.
I have lived a crazy life so far. Just goes to show you that you never know what the next day holds.
My friends are right, I should write a book. Would make Forrest Gump look like a non-fiction character.
I have lived a crazy life so far. Just goes to show you that you never know what the next day holds.
Wayne, this is GYERO, every lass is hot!! 
Every kid is either pretty or handsome, it’s a prerequisite.
Hell, even the family pets are one of a kind!
Every kid is either pretty or handsome, it’s a prerequisite.
Hell, even the family pets are one of a kind!
Need more details Antonio. She moving in? Need money?
I’m old enough to remember GYERO’s biggest concern being random baked goods being left on a front porch now we got instant family units showing up. What a time to be alive!
With those braids, Otega looks dead on Tyler Ulis in the face. Also, damn it is nice to see a team of grown *** men for a change -- including #77 (
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JESUS H CHRIST!!!Wake up Fathers Day to an empty house with lass and daughter out of town for a week. Get my coffee to sit outside and enjoy a nice morning alone. Open the front door and there’s a lady standing there. She asked if I knew who she was and I take a long look and tell her nope. She says I’m your daughter and these are your granddaughters.
Haven’t seen or heard from her in 20 years and I now have 5 granddaughters I didn’t know about. To say I was surprised would be an understatement and made for a nice Father’s Day present.
She told me later that she did a dna
Gonna make for an interesting conversation when the lass gets back home.
Wake up Fathers Day to an empty house with lass and daughter out of town for a week. Get my coffee to sit outside and enjoy a nice morning alone. Open the front door and there’s a lady standing there. She asked if I knew who she was and I take a long look and tell her nope. She says I’m your daughter and these are your granddaughters.
Haven’t seen or heard from her in 20 years and I now have 5 granddaughters I didn’t know about. To say I was surprised would be an understatement and made for a nice Father’s Day present.
She told me later that she did a dna
Gonna make for an interesting conversation when the lass gets back home.
Shawn Kemp somewhere feels emasculated by your fertility.
She told me later that she did a dna
BTW... Thanks for clarifying the dna part with the dna emoji. I wasn't sure what you meant at first.
Well I can tell you how that would go in the krazy house, it wouldn’t and that lady may not be alive much longer!
Holy hell I can’t even imagine having to try to explain that at all. I mean I do enjoy pissing the wife off sometimes but I’d be scared for a few life’s with that story.
And honestly after thinking about it for a few seconds, I’d probably just file for divorce and start counting the money that would cost.
Holy hell I can’t even imagine having to try to explain that at all. I mean I do enjoy pissing the wife off sometimes but I’d be scared for a few life’s with that story.
And honestly after thinking about it for a few seconds, I’d probably just file for divorce and start counting the money that would cost.
btodd might want to consider some Ronald Reagan-style Trust But Verify testing of his own, imo. Wouldn't be the first time that has been attempted on someone without it being true.
Probably the daddy issues
We have guys in here having milfs asking to play one on one hoops. The next we have a daughter and five grandkids popping up on the front porch on Father’s Day.
This place never disappoints except when folks quote catfatbg
She asked me to play again last week.
Counterpoint. No one in human history has found a better system than a jury trial…but lawyers might be the worst addition to society ever.
Ever.
Might? Definitely the worse addition to this thread.
Sidenote: They're definitely second to sports scribes under 60 years old in 2024.
Sidenote: They're definitely second to sports scribes under 60 years old in 2024.
She’s my daughter and I don’t need a dna test for her. We had a falling out 20 years ago over some dumb stuff and she went her very independent way. Never expected it to last that long but can’t change history.
She’s almost 40 now and the lass knows all about my children so won’t be a shock. Well, except for the 5 granddaughters and the likelihood of another set of twins I wasn’t aware existed. But even that won’t be a big deal.
Might have to utilize a drone if I ever want a complete family picture. There would be more people there than a church social.
She’s almost 40 now and the lass knows all about my children so won’t be a shock. Well, except for the 5 granddaughters and the likelihood of another set of twins I wasn’t aware existed. But even that won’t be a big deal.
Might have to utilize a drone if I ever want a complete family picture. There would be more people there than a church social.
Whatever you say 5 head. Every get that grill fixed ? How about that double chin ?
I feel overwhelmed with 2 daughters and 0 grandchildren.
*Good weekend in Indy at the Olympic trial.
*Friend's daughter set a personal best but didn't make it to the semifinals. The setup for the event was phenomenal.
*Watched her heat then went to Tin Roof to watch the Cats in a thriller. Put down more been than I should have before heading back to the hotel for dinner.
*St Elmo's was a bit underwhelming. The shrimp cocktail was on point but the ribeye left something to be desired. Some dude that had a daughter swimming there sat with us and happened to know 80. Small world.
*The ride back on Father's day felt like an eternity. A pit-stop at Wild-eggs helped take the edge off.
*Father's day was a cluster-F. I drove to 4 packed restaurants my kids suggested before making an executive decision an pulled in to Rooster's. Hot wings and beer. That's my list.
*Josh Meloy in Lexington on August 2nd at the Burl. Anyone going?
*Friend's daughter set a personal best but didn't make it to the semifinals. The setup for the event was phenomenal.
*Watched her heat then went to Tin Roof to watch the Cats in a thriller. Put down more been than I should have before heading back to the hotel for dinner.
*St Elmo's was a bit underwhelming. The shrimp cocktail was on point but the ribeye left something to be desired. Some dude that had a daughter swimming there sat with us and happened to know 80. Small world.
*The ride back on Father's day felt like an eternity. A pit-stop at Wild-eggs helped take the edge off.
*Father's day was a cluster-F. I drove to 4 packed restaurants my kids suggested before making an executive decision an pulled in to Rooster's. Hot wings and beer. That's my list.
*Josh Meloy in Lexington on August 2nd at the Burl. Anyone going?
You look like a retarded version of the kid from Up.
Too easy...
For the baseball ignorant....
His 170 game stats are skewed something awful....he hit .307 in June of last year, and then went .238 / .198 / .202 (he took a nose dive and it hasn't stopped since)
This year.... .218 since May 1st (41 games and 160 AB's) Sure, let's go back a full year to include stats that don't matter "NOW".
58 K's in those 160 AB's....36% K rate
4 HR and 12 RBI in those 41 games.
In other words, he continues to regress, and his initial wow factor is now nothing more than a meaningless SB.
I won't even mention his errors.
Essentially, he sucks now worse than ever. That isn't debatable.
Carry on, though. You look like fools trying to support this novelty act. Where is Kurt Stillwell when you need him.
For the baseball ignorant....
His 170 game stats are skewed something awful....he hit .307 in June of last year, and then went .238 / .198 / .202 (he took a nose dive and it hasn't stopped since)
This year.... .218 since May 1st (41 games and 160 AB's) Sure, let's go back a full year to include stats that don't matter "NOW".
58 K's in those 160 AB's....36% K rate
4 HR and 12 RBI in those 41 games.
In other words, he continues to regress, and his initial wow factor is now nothing more than a meaningless SB.
I won't even mention his errors.
Essentially, he sucks now worse than ever. That isn't debatable.
Carry on, though. You look like fools trying to support this novelty act. Where is Kurt Stillwell when you need him.
I’ve always thought blocking people was kinda dumb, because I like witnessing true ignorance…kinda like watching a train wreck; it’s just hard to look away. But, I really see no reason why UKO should remain in my feed. What a terrible poster and miserable person in general.
Same, but boy did blocking Hyman clean this place up for me. No offense, Hyman.
Just saw that. Postponed to 11:00 am tomorrow. And if we win, still have to play A&M tomorrow night.
That sucks.
Well, I don't think I've ever seen someone hear about surprise twins and say "yeah, shouldn't be a big deal" before.
I have so many questions... mainly how do you not recognize your daughter, that if I'm reading correctly, was in your life until she was 19? There are vague acquaintances that I haven't seen since high school 20+ years ago that I would still recognize.
That does suck. Oh well hell of a season anyway, Saturday was awesome . Can’t see winning two games tomorrow, I mean we basically have just two quality starters and neither can start tomorrow. Would love to at least send the Gators home.
If it’s true ignorance you seek. Just follow catfatbg. He’s the epitome of everything you hope your son never grows up to be.