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GYERO
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Everyone who knows me says I’m “a real one.” Many follow that up by saying I’m “built different”, and some even say I’m a “different breed.” So I feel my ranking reflects more of a personal issue on your behalf than it does fraudulent behavior on mine.
Shorts:
- Becoming pretty apparent Jason Hart is a recruiting ace.
- Oktoberfest is this weekend, may try to take the girls down Saturday before the game. Grab a brat and Sam Adams brewski. Best Cincinnati festival.
- Montgomery Inn for my MIL’s birthday tonight. Haven’t been in awhile. There’s a reason Cincinnati ribs are considered either 1A or 1B with Memphis.
- Vampire Weekend Friday night- last time I saw them in 2019 was one of the best shows I’ve seen. This venue will be even better.
- Started watching Money Game on Amazon. Livvy Dunne - good Lord.
- Becoming pretty apparent Jason Hart is a recruiting ace.
- Oktoberfest is this weekend, may try to take the girls down Saturday before the game. Grab a brat and Sam Adams brewski. Best Cincinnati festival.
- Montgomery Inn for my MIL’s birthday tonight. Haven’t been in awhile. There’s a reason Cincinnati ribs are considered either 1A or 1B with Memphis.
- Vampire Weekend Friday night- last time I saw them in 2019 was one of the best shows I’ve seen. This venue will be even better.
- Started watching Money Game on Amazon. Livvy Dunne - good Lord.
Do Cincinnati ribs have cinnamon on them?
No doubt WCC is near the top of the phony rankings. Claims to be a Mamala loving, science believing, democracy supporting all around good person, but also drives a dang jacked up monster truck Honda Ridgeline.
Wow Wayne, how dare you make me laugh for real with your Chinese Iphone joke and then put me on your fraud list. I am OFFENDED.
but for real I cackled at the thought of everyone's phone simultaneously playing that song, so thank you for that.
but for real I cackled at the thought of everyone's phone simultaneously playing that song, so thank you for that.
YouTubers apparently found him. Here's the live feed from the supposed correct channel.
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Large scale fugitive manhunt ends with 70 year-old Eastern Kentucky YouTuber exclaiming “Oh Mylanta” at the discover of the body.
A woman not stopping until she found the source of a bad odor is the most predictable thing in the world.
Hope they get the reward money.
My philosophy is that if you've never missed a flight you're spending too much time at airports, but ol' United pulled a real fast one on me today.
Got a text from them that my flight would be delayed 35 minutes. Cool, I'm 20 minutes drive plus the return/shuttle ride of a rental care away, so I'll leave 35 minutes later and be walking through security 45 minutes before departure. Allowed me to schedule an extra meeting with my client so I'm feeling great.
As I'm nearing the exit to the airport I get a text that my flight is boarding. Wait, what? And this isn't SDF. I'm like at least 10 minutes from the concourse and I have a rental car to return. And for some reason my normal rental car place was out of cars this week, so I had to rent out-of-company negotiated rate where I'm paying $180 a day for some crappy minivan.
I look at my texts. About 40 minutes earlier - while I am in the meeting - they apparently notified me that we're back on time.
So what to do? Ah, I'll valet. Roll up in valet. Nobody's there. Sit there for 2 minutes like an ******* and shift over to regular parking. Leave the door unlocked and leave the keys on the seat (prayers up nobody steals it). Sprint through the garage, make it to security, sprint to the gate. It's shut.
Now listen, I've got to be at a conference tomorrow where I'm the guest speaker. And there is no backup. I throw on the charm (or maybe look like I'm about to have a nervous breakdown) and do my best negotiating act. The gate agent has mercy on me and opens the door - but she bumps me from 1st class back to coach (yuck).
So I'm sitting here cramped up in coach, just plowing through pretzels and Buffalo Trace like I'm Kooky "on a diet", thinking about how to a) figure out how to get somebody to pick up the rental car in parking to take back to Enterprise as the run rate is like $180+45 parking per day and b) properly justify my fraud ratings without hurting feelings (e.g., Pretzel didn't always break parallel on her old Instagram squat videos). But I really just wanted brag to somebody that ya boy had a <2% chance of making the flight and he came through like a champ.
Got a text from them that my flight would be delayed 35 minutes. Cool, I'm 20 minutes drive plus the return/shuttle ride of a rental care away, so I'll leave 35 minutes later and be walking through security 45 minutes before departure. Allowed me to schedule an extra meeting with my client so I'm feeling great.
As I'm nearing the exit to the airport I get a text that my flight is boarding. Wait, what? And this isn't SDF. I'm like at least 10 minutes from the concourse and I have a rental car to return. And for some reason my normal rental car place was out of cars this week, so I had to rent out-of-company negotiated rate where I'm paying $180 a day for some crappy minivan.
I look at my texts. About 40 minutes earlier - while I am in the meeting - they apparently notified me that we're back on time.
So what to do? Ah, I'll valet. Roll up in valet. Nobody's there. Sit there for 2 minutes like an ******* and shift over to regular parking. Leave the door unlocked and leave the keys on the seat (prayers up nobody steals it). Sprint through the garage, make it to security, sprint to the gate. It's shut.
Now listen, I've got to be at a conference tomorrow where I'm the guest speaker. And there is no backup. I throw on the charm (or maybe look like I'm about to have a nervous breakdown) and do my best negotiating act. The gate agent has mercy on me and opens the door - but she bumps me from 1st class back to coach (yuck).
So I'm sitting here cramped up in coach, just plowing through pretzels and Buffalo Trace like I'm Kooky "on a diet", thinking about how to a) figure out how to get somebody to pick up the rental car in parking to take back to Enterprise as the run rate is like $180+45 parking per day and b) properly justify my fraud ratings without hurting feelings (e.g., Pretzel didn't always break parallel on her old Instagram squat videos). But I really just wanted brag to somebody that ya boy had a <2% chance of making the flight and he came through like a champ.
I prefer to get to the airport (gate area) 1 hour and 15 min before departure so I can suck down a bloody and a draft beer and then pee 3x before take off. Stress free. Never missed a flight.
Sorry for your troubles, Wayne. One of these days, something will break your way.
I mean, I guess it did here anyway, but man you have it rough in general.
EDIT: Put up one of your guest speaker videos; you can AI edit your face and voice. GYERO needs this.
I mean, I guess it did here anyway, but man you have it rough in general.
EDIT: Put up one of your guest speaker videos; you can AI edit your face and voice. GYERO needs this.
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Drinks at Churchill on Derby are cheaper than the airport, doubledeuce. You must be rich.
Hank’s and 80’s close detail to this unfolding story in Lancaster over the past weeks has been admirable. That video is great.
I like the part when they’re standing on that ridge looking at the vultures flying around and they’re like, “looky there, he’s got a piece of him!
I like the part when they’re standing on that ridge looking at the vultures flying around and they’re like, “looky there, he’s got a piece of him!
One long story of how you put way too much faith in airlines to keep their rescheduled times, vs getting even longer, or going back to the original in the rare instance.
Oh....and the champ move would have been to pay attention to the updates, and you would have still been in first class and the car issue would have been resolved.
#platmedallionexpert
They test and scan electronics for explosive material. Plus dogs.
TSA is worthless. F them.
You won’t convince me otherwise.
You won’t convince me otherwise.
You just need to be 18, a US citizen, GED/HS diploma and pass a background and drug test to be a TSA agent. So, the same requirements to work in an Amazon warehouse but one of these groups is tasked with protecting roughly 46K flights a day.
Why don't the terrorists just make the whole plane out of the explosive device?
It's an aluminum shell filled with fuel and pressurized cabins full of oxygen.
Remember when one weird a**hole put a bomb in his shoe so now for the rest of our lives we have to take off shoes at the airport and get treated like serial killers in a maximum security prison anytime we pay thousands of dollars to take a flight? That was a wonderful response to terrorists trying to take away our freedoms.
This is GYERO, Ron. Surely you have TSA pre check.
Oh, Mylanta > For cryin' out corn flakes.
But it's close.
But it's close.
They are a dog and pony show, that’s for sure. It’s all about the optics for those that are worried about a bottle of water. The truly bad guys don’t give a
Always get a kick out of TSA agents barking at folks like they’re doing a 5-10 stretch at Rikers.
-Chef reactions is so good. I love when he spends 3 minutes bashing someone and then shamefully says.... "0.1 and I would... eat a big portion of that that."
-TSA is a huge needless government agency with a bunch of schlubs loafing around. Should've been shifted back to airlines. However, we've done a pretty good job keeping that **** out of the planes. Also think passengers stepping up and over powering any nonsense makes the play pretty low success rate. Didn't an Evansville Basketball player beat the brakes off the shoe guy?
-Oh, Mylanta. Lol. What a couple. They better get that reward. I also don't think we should do a bunch of interviews with them. Just a little worried about what might come out. Give them the money and let them live it up in their holler.
-I appreciate Elon saving free speech and all but can we cool it with the girls flashing my timeline every time I open twitter? JFC.
-TSA is a huge needless government agency with a bunch of schlubs loafing around. Should've been shifted back to airlines. However, we've done a pretty good job keeping that **** out of the planes. Also think passengers stepping up and over powering any nonsense makes the play pretty low success rate. Didn't an Evansville Basketball player beat the brakes off the shoe guy?
-Oh, Mylanta. Lol. What a couple. They better get that reward. I also don't think we should do a bunch of interviews with them. Just a little worried about what might come out. Give them the money and let them live it up in their holler.
-I appreciate Elon saving free speech and all but can we cool it with the girls flashing my timeline every time I open twitter? JFC.
One year since someone posted this video of UKO