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Wynn Duffy 69

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Jan 31, 2017
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Today I had to look at some “evidence” which consisted, among other things, of a photo of a fat middle aged man with an erect (marginal) penis and a dild(o)stuck up his ***, which photo he thought was suitable to send over the company’s email system. The guys who shave their entire grundle area, asses, etc always seem to have marginal penises. I speak from a position of knowledge on this, btw.

How about we somehow beat the shittiest Florida team in history, decapitate Diego Parvia Virus, Kirk Ferentz finally subsumes into dust, Iowa takes our problem off our hands, and Mark decides to drink whiskey, burn heaters and “coach” football somewhere in Iowa in perpetuity.

Received a legitimate offer to swing. Thinking about it. The thing is, I want to **** his wife, but he will never **** mine. So I may just kill him, and then **** his wife.

(edited to make sure the word dild(o) appears - I think the mental image of a basic ***** cack n ball dild(o) stuck up a middle aged guys butt is sad. It wasn’t even black, either. Was not aware you could even buy/find a white dild(o) these days.)
 
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