Garrett, who is allegedly poor.
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Fire the entire University of Kentucky Football coaching staff.
Fire Mitch Barnhart.
Fire Mitch Barnhart.
He just looks like he barely knows how to read. Like still needs some help pronouncing words sometimes.
We should start a GoFundMe for Garrett and bet on how long it takes for it to have more money than this douchebag in his video.
“Incarnate Turd. AMIRITE!?!?!?”
-UCL, probably
Somewhere
-UCL, probably
Somewhere
Nevermind flashing that many Franklins on the internet Marcus put up a sign that says rob me.
Today I had to look at some “evidence” which consisted, among other things, of a photo of a fat middle aged man with an erect (marginal) penis and a dild(o)stuck up his ***, which photo he thought was suitable to send over the company’s email system. The guys who shave their entire grundle area, asses, etc always seem to have marginal penises. I speak from a position of knowledge on this, btw.
How about we somehow beat the shittiest Florida team in history, decapitate Diego Parvia Virus, Kirk Ferentz finally subsumes into dust, Iowa takes our problem off our hands, and Mark decides to drink whiskey, burn heaters and “coach” football somewhere in Iowa in perpetuity.
Received a legitimate offer to swing. Thinking about it. The thing is, I want to **** his wife, but he will never **** mine. So I may just kill him, and then **** his wife.
(edited to make sure the word dild(o) appears - I think the mental image of a basic ***** cack n ball dild(o) stuck up a middle aged guys butt is sad. It wasn’t even black, either. Was not aware you could even buy/find a white dild(o) these days.)
How about we somehow beat the shittiest Florida team in history, decapitate Diego Parvia Virus, Kirk Ferentz finally subsumes into dust, Iowa takes our problem off our hands, and Mark decides to drink whiskey, burn heaters and “coach” football somewhere in Iowa in perpetuity.
Received a legitimate offer to swing. Thinking about it. The thing is, I want to **** his wife, but he will never **** mine. So I may just kill him, and then **** his wife.
(edited to make sure the word dild(o) appears - I think the mental image of a basic ***** cack n ball dild(o) stuck up a middle aged guys butt is sad. It wasn’t even black, either. Was not aware you could even buy/find a white dild(o) these days.)
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Find something that you love, and you'll never work a day in your life.
Hope the guy is invoking the Costanza defense.
Truly believe Stoops destiny is The Villages not Des Moines.
Winter is coming.
Truly believe Stoops destiny is The Villages not Des Moines.
Winter is coming.
Gotta remember to not fully blame Commie Mamdani before NYC falls into full ruin - that the place has been a legit shíthole since DeBlasio raw-dogged it 10 years ago….It’s terrible. (Except hospitals and restaurants.)
Friday 5:
Bad Bad News - Leon Bridges
Travelin’ Blues - Charlie Crockett
Ruby, Don’t Take your Love to Town - Cake
Zombie - The Cranberries
68 - Nolan Taylor
Greek Food - underrated (so many healthy options)
Shaved junk > Jungle junk
Does anyone wear straight up boxers? Reserved for grandpas.
Oweh MUST not wear those ORANGE sneakers anymore. Putrid.
We should beat Gators without their primary weapons available… alas.
Friday 5:
Bad Bad News - Leon Bridges
Travelin’ Blues - Charlie Crockett
Ruby, Don’t Take your Love to Town - Cake
Zombie - The Cranberries
68 - Nolan Taylor
Greek Food - underrated (so many healthy options)
Shaved junk > Jungle junk
Does anyone wear straight up boxers? Reserved for grandpas.
Oweh MUST not wear those ORANGE sneakers anymore. Putrid.
We should beat Gators without their primary weapons available… alas.
The guy Calzada was talking to was just on KSR. 
Since I was a little harsh on the guys for sitting out I'll also come here to say I'm glad they're playing.
That big guy on the spectrum for Louisville is the reason I was heated in the first place. These losers are going to psyche themselves out, we just need a couple of PGs to run our sets.
Also need to confess that I did Simone Biles level mental gymnastics to convince myself that Calzada would be a serviceable QB in the SEC. I'll try whatever Bush and Stoops were smoking when they thought the same.
That big guy on the spectrum for Louisville is the reason I was heated in the first place. These losers are going to psyche themselves out, we just need a couple of PGs to run our sets.
Also need to confess that I did Simone Biles level mental gymnastics to convince myself that Calzada would be a serviceable QB in the SEC. I'll try whatever Bush and Stoops were smoking when they thought the same.
Who knew, that having a healthy Aberdeen and Lowe would help the offense?
Williams is unplayable right now
Williams is unplayable right now
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Hot damn, we playing some ball now. Jelavic's stroke will get there, it's too pretty not to.
I think there was a reason Williams was the first guy to commit and I even remember him saying something about wanting to get in before others could. I know that could mean the system works for him but I think it's also a sign that he knows he may not be the same caliber as some of the other guys. I'm not losing hope though, Pope can coach him up.
I think there was a reason Williams was the first guy to commit and I even remember him saying something about wanting to get in before others could. I know that could mean the system works for him but I think it's also a sign that he knows he may not be the same caliber as some of the other guys. I'm not losing hope though, Pope can coach him up.
We've got *that look* about us.
This is what contenders are supposed to do. Very businesslike.
SO many weapons. And team chemistry looks good.
This is what contenders are supposed to do. Very businesslike.
SO many weapons. And team chemistry looks good.
As much time as Pope was going over that final play something tells me they didn't run it correctly.
Georgetown blowing out Maryland @ their place. They’re legit.
This Valpo team walked into a buzz saw tonight. I really wanted that 60 to end the half.
Kam Williams can’t throw it in the ocean right now.
Kam Williams can’t throw it in the ocean right now.
Lowe, Aberdeen, Oweh and Chandler is a 4 headed monster at guard.
We might beat the John Short line tonight.
Love when the Pel clip is involved in these.
He hates them so bad he won’t even say the word Louisville. That’s not an exaggeration and he’s still like that to this day about them.
Big Terry, the semi-professional MMA fighter is having a rough go of it on the KSR post-game show. 