Happy Birthday to Chuck Norris

[willi13]

My favorite.... If you can't see Chuck Norris, then you are seconds away from death.

 

[bbqbully]

When the Boogie Man turns out the lights he checks the closet for Chuck Norris.

 

[fieldcorporal]

When Chuck Norris turns off the lights he's in bed before it gets dark.

 

[starkvegasdawg]

Chuck Norris once held a pee too long

and that was what caused the tsunami over in southeast Asia a few years ago.

 

[rabiddawg]

http://i1087.photobucket.com/albums...9-7468-4EA2-8085-969C53E15BEB_zpsso2yrkhc.jpg

 

[boatsandhoes]

chuck norris doesn't get aids, aids gets chuck norris.

chuck norris can rub two fires together and make a stick.

 

[LandArchDawg]

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups. He pushes the Earth down.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

The scroll at the end of Walker Texas Ranger is really all the people Chuck Norris killed during the filming of the show.

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

Chuck Norris has been to Mars. That's why they can't find any life on it now.

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Chuck Norris was in Star Wars. He played the Force.

 

[engdawg04]

Chuck Norris actually died 20 years ago, death has just been afraid to tell him.
The universe is constantly expanding because it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.

 

[Lawdawg.sixpack]

That was Cool Papa Bell.

 

[ronnox]

Death had a near Chuck Norris experience.

 

[AlCoDog]

Chuck Norris farted in my gas tank last August, and I haven't had to fill up since.

 

[aTotal360]

I thought that was Bill Bell.

 

[MaronMatters]

I think you mean, happy Chuck NorrisDay to Birth.

 

[Philly Dawg]

It was Bill Brasky.

 

[MStateU]

I heard he beat a laser in the 100 yard dash.

 

[DirtyDog]

Chuck Norris caught Forrest Gump

Chuck Norris gave Freddy Krueger his scars

Chuck Norris beat Raymond Babbitt at Blackjack

 

[Uncle Ruckus]

Helen Kellers favorite color is Chuck Norris.

 

[rabiddawg]

Tha hell kind of communist ******** is this? I can't link my Photobucket pics now?

 

[dawgstudent]

It messed up the threaded view. Calm down chief.

 

[Toby Nash]

Cool Papa Bell was so fast that he hit a ball up the middle and was called out when the ball hit him sliding in to 2nd. Or so the story goes...