Have you ever noticed that Ron Jaworski commentates in 3-4 word increments

[Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs]

Close your eyes and think about Jaworski's voice and read the following

Sammy Morris carries
A Block is Made
Morris makes a cut
A Touchdown is scored.

I feel like I am listening to a haiku (even though I like RJ)

 

[McMeat]

while Sal Palantonio was on. Did you hear it?

 

[davatron]

asdf

 

[Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs]

I was just listening to the game tonight and he sounds just like his other show when he his critiques the NFL teams with Merril Hoge. It makes me laugh. I actually had a customer point it out to me a year ago and I just thought about it tonight

 

[McMeat]

Doing Jaws. They played the sound byte for Sal this morning and he was right on and Sal was dying laughig. Every sentence was 3 words. I dont remember who it was because I had just hit a speed bump and half my coffee went in my crotch

 

[FlabLoser]

At least Jaws talks in 3-4 word sentences.

Steve Ellis's sidekick...only talks for......three or for words......at a time. He can never......complete a sentence.....without excessive pauses.....between 3-4 word phrases.

 

[BigMotherTucker]

I still enjoy the show though.</p>

 

[MagnoliaHunter]

It could be that he attended the William Shatner school of public speaking.</p>