Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Rankings by Stallion - Week 13

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving Weekend Six Packers: I think it is safe to assume that all of the Sixpack crew had a delightful Thanksgiving and Egg Bowl weekend. The Cream Theory is in full effect as the season ends. The more things change the more things remain the same. The Cream clearly is rising to the top and will be determined on Dec. 5th in Atlanta. The rest is just a pile of gooblie gooh. Alabama pulls out a very close game against the Gene Shiznick's War Babies. The cream always finds a way to win no matter how ugly it looked. However, the Stallion is predicting a Gator victory and more man-love for Tebow next week in Atlanta. If you ask the Stallion who would win this game five weeks ago the crystal ball would have told me Bama. Nevertheless, the Gators are steadily improving week to week and Bama is not showing the same efficiency it did in the beginning of the season. As far as the moosh beneath the cream, I would say "Who cares?". But the Stallion would be doing a dis-service to my fans of Cream Talk. Congratulations to the Bulldogs for probably saving Les Miles' butt and promoting the Tigers with a Capital One appearance. The Dawgs destroyed Ole Hype. Houston Nutt will always be Houston Nutt. He doesn't know how to thrive on success. Just when his teams are up, the harder they fall. In typical Reverend Nutt fasion, he sings "Oh Happy Days" after they upset LSU and then sings "Amazing Grace" after getting it completely handed to him in Starkville by Relf, Dixon and company. Of course, you may be asking how the Stallion is doing after the Tiiigaaahhh victory. Let's just say my boxers are taking a beating every Saturday night with the amount of sweat that is excreted watching the Tiiigaaahhhs. Sorry for the descriptive nature of my *** sweat but reality is that LSU wins not on execution but on pure will and talent alone. Good riddens Gary Crowton. Finally, I want to again promote SEC supremacy over the rest of the country, as mediocre South Carolina and Georgia beat up on ACC division champions Clemson and Georgia Tech. Is there any reason to believe that the SEC is by far the best conference in all of the land. And now for the Week 13 Cream Rankings:

1) Florida - "Don't cry out loud. Keep feeling inside. Learn how to hide those feelings. Don't cry out loud" - Tim Tebow exits stage right.

2) Alabama - Saban may be losing some confidence going into Atlanta.

3) LSU - Les, you can give those uniforms back to Alcorn State this week.

4) Ole Miss - I would love to drop you further, but the Stallion is just absolutely confused on where to put you Ole Hype.

5) Auburn - Great effort only to fall short because of the Les Miles school of 2 minute offense.

6) Tennessee - Keeps that streak alive against the Soggy Bluegrass Mountain Boys.

7) Arkansas - All I know is that Erin Andrews had the best quote of the night describing Ryan Mallett's "I told you so" comment. Eat that Mallett.

8) South Carolina - Statement win for Spurrier maybe keeps the Ole Ball Coach around one more year.

9) Kentucky - Hard to drop Kentucky down since they beat UGA two weeks ago, but you have to win at home against a team that is down and have beaten you for 24 straight years.

10) Georgia - Where was this UGA team all year long Mark Richt???

11) Miss. State - Oh the Stallion wants so badly to move up the Bulldogs after that inspired win. Sorry dawg fans, no can do. But I still love ya!!!

12) Vanderbilt - Thankful that 2009 season is over.

Hot Boudin - Miss. St. - You may be no. 11 in the Cream Rankings but you are definitely this week's cream talk's hot boudin winner. Congratulations on 365 days of rubbing it into the conceited a-holes from Oxford. You have much to look forward to in 2010. Cold Couscous - Arkansas - You deserve the couscous when you can't beat an LSU team down their 4th string tailback. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. - Jevon Snead (self explanatory) The First A-hole of the Year award (Stallion made this up) - Pete Carroll. Yes the same guy that bitched at Jim Harbaugh for going for a 2 pt conversion when his team was getting blasted decides to throw a bomb against UCLA when game was already in hand. Yes UCLA called a meaningless timeout, but was that necessary A-HOLE. You could learn a lesson in class from Dan Mullen. Love, Stallion

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving Weekend Six Packers: I think it is safe to assume that all of the Sixpack crew had a delightful Thanksgiving and Egg Bowl weekend. The Cream Theory is in full effect as the season ends. The more things change the more things remain the same. The Cream clearly is rising to the top and will be determined on Dec. 5th in Atlanta. The rest is just a pile of gooblie gooh. Alabama pulls out a very close game against the Gene Shiznick's War Babies. The cream always finds a way to win no matter how ugly it looked. However, the Stallion is predicting a Gator victory and more man-love for Tebow next week in Atlanta. If you ask the Stallion who would win this game five weeks ago the crystal ball would have told me Bama. Nevertheless, the Gators are steadily improving week to week and Bama is not showing the same efficiency it did in the beginning of the season. As far as the moosh beneath the cream, I would say "Who cares?". But the Stallion would be doing a dis-service to my fans of Cream Talk. Congratulations to the Bulldogs for probably saving Les Miles' butt and promoting the Tigers with a Capital One appearance. The Dawgs destroyed Ole Hype. Houston Nutt will always be Houston Nutt. He doesn't know how to thrive on success. Just when his teams are up, the harder they fall. In typical Reverend Nutt fasion, he sings "Oh Happy Days" after they upset LSU and then sings "Amazing Grace" after getting it completely handed to him in Starkville by Relf, Dixon and company. Of course, you may be asking how the Stallion is doing after the Tiiigaaahhh victory. Let's just say my boxers are taking a beating every Saturday night with the amount of sweat that is excreted watching the Tiiigaaahhhs. Sorry for the descriptive nature of my *** sweat but reality is that LSU wins not on execution but on pure will and talent alone. Good riddens Gary Crowton. Finally, I want to again promote SEC supremacy over the rest of the country, as mediocre South Carolina and Georgia beat up on ACC division champions Clemson and Georgia Tech. Is there any reason to believe that the SEC is by far the best conference in all of the land. And now for the Week 13 Cream Rankings:

1) Florida - "Don't cry out loud. Keep feeling inside. Learn how to hide those feelings. Don't cry out loud" - Tim Tebow exits stage right.

2) Alabama - Saban may be losing some confidence going into Atlanta.

3) LSU - Les, you can give those uniforms back to Alcorn State this week.

4) Ole Miss - I would love to drop you further, but the Stallion is just absolutely confused on where to put you Ole Hype.

5) Auburn - Great effort only to fall short because of the Les Miles school of 2 minute offense.

6) Tennessee - Keeps that streak alive against the Soggy Bluegrass Mountain Boys.

7) Arkansas - All I know is that Erin Andrews had the best quote of the night describing Ryan Mallett's "I told you so" comment. Eat that Mallett.

8) South Carolina - Statement win for Spurrier maybe keeps the Ole Ball Coach around one more year.

9) Kentucky - Hard to drop Kentucky down since they beat UGA two weeks ago, but you have to win at home against a team that is down and have beaten you for 24 straight years.

10) Georgia - Where was this UGA team all year long Mark Richt???

11) Miss. State - Oh the Stallion wants so badly to move up the Bulldogs after that inspired win. Sorry dawg fans, no can do. But I still love ya!!!

12) Vanderbilt - Thankful that 2009 season is over.

Hot Boudin - Miss. St. - You may be no. 11 in the Cream Rankings but you are definitely this week's cream talk's hot boudin winner. Congratulations on 365 days of rubbing it into the conceited a-holes from Oxford. You have much to look forward to in 2010. Cold Couscous - Arkansas - You deserve the couscous when you can't beat an LSU team down their 4th string tailback. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. - Jevon Snead (self explanatory) The First A-hole of the Year award (Stallion made this up) - Pete Carroll. Yes the same guy that bitched at Jim Harbaugh for going for a 2 pt conversion when his team was getting blasted decides to throw a bomb against UCLA when game was already in hand. Yes UCLA called a meaningless timeout, but was that necessary A-HOLE. You could learn a lesson in class from Dan Mullen. Love, Stallion

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving Weekend Six Packers: I think it is safe to assume that all of the Sixpack crew had a delightful Thanksgiving and Egg Bowl weekend. The Cream Theory is in full effect as the season ends. The more things change the more things remain the same. The Cream clearly is rising to the top and will be determined on Dec. 5th in Atlanta. The rest is just a pile of gooblie gooh. Alabama pulls out a very close game against the Gene Shiznick's War Babies. The cream always finds a way to win no matter how ugly it looked. However, the Stallion is predicting a Gator victory and more man-love for Tebow next week in Atlanta. If you ask the Stallion who would win this game five weeks ago the crystal ball would have told me Bama. Nevertheless, the Gators are steadily improving week to week and Bama is not showing the same efficiency it did in the beginning of the season. As far as the moosh beneath the cream, I would say "Who cares?". But the Stallion would be doing a dis-service to my fans of Cream Talk. Congratulations to the Bulldogs for probably saving Les Miles' butt and promoting the Tigers with a Capital One appearance. The Dawgs destroyed Ole Hype. Houston Nutt will always be Houston Nutt. He doesn't know how to thrive on success. Just when his teams are up, the harder they fall. In typical Reverend Nutt fasion, he sings "Oh Happy Days" after they upset LSU and then sings "Amazing Grace" after getting it completely handed to him in Starkville by Relf, Dixon and company. Of course, you may be asking how the Stallion is doing after the Tiiigaaahhh victory. Let's just say my boxers are taking a beating every Saturday night with the amount of sweat that is excreted watching the Tiiigaaahhhs. Sorry for the descriptive nature of my *** sweat but reality is that LSU wins not on execution but on pure will and talent alone. Good riddens Gary Crowton. Finally, I want to again promote SEC supremacy over the rest of the country, as mediocre South Carolina and Georgia beat up on ACC division champions Clemson and Georgia Tech. Is there any reason to believe that the SEC is by far the best conference in all of the land. And now for the Week 13 Cream Rankings:

1) Florida - "Don't cry out loud. Keep feeling inside. Learn how to hide those feelings. Don't cry out loud" - Tim Tebow exits stage right.

2) Alabama - Saban may be losing some confidence going into Atlanta.

3) LSU - Les, you can give those uniforms back to Alcorn State this week.

4) Ole Miss - I would love to drop you further, but the Stallion is just absolutely confused on where to put you Ole Hype.

5) Auburn - Great effort only to fall short because of the Les Miles school of 2 minute offense.

6) Tennessee - Keeps that streak alive against the Soggy Bluegrass Mountain Boys.

7) Arkansas - All I know is that Erin Andrews had the best quote of the night describing Ryan Mallett's "I told you so" comment. Eat that Mallett.

8) South Carolina - Statement win for Spurrier maybe keeps the Ole Ball Coach around one more year.

9) Kentucky - Hard to drop Kentucky down since they beat UGA two weeks ago, but you have to win at home against a team that is down and have beaten you for 24 straight years.

10) Georgia - Where was this UGA team all year long Mark Richt???

11) Miss. State - Oh the Stallion wants so badly to move up the Bulldogs after that inspired win. Sorry dawg fans, no can do. But I still love ya!!!

12) Vanderbilt - Thankful that 2009 season is over.

Hot Boudin - Miss. St. - You may be no. 11 in the Cream Rankings but you are definitely this week's cream talk's hot boudin winner. Congratulations on 365 days of rubbing it into the conceited a-holes from Oxford. You have much to look forward to in 2010. Cold Couscous - Arkansas - You deserve the couscous when you can't beat an LSU team down their 4th string tailback. The Jarrett Lee Award sponsored by the GM Government Bailout Program. - Jevon Snead (self explanatory) The First A-hole of the Year award (Stallion made this up) - Pete Carroll. Yes the same guy that bitched at Jim Harbaugh for going for a 2 pt conversion when his team was getting blasted decides to throw a bomb against UCLA when game was already in hand. Yes UCLA called a meaningless timeout, but was that necessary A-HOLE. You could learn a lesson in class from Dan Mullen. Love, Stallion

8dog · Nov 29, 2009

can arguably be ranked No. 4 in the conference. But as you noted, 3-11 are just a toss up.

Mr Meoff · Nov 29, 2009

there's no way Ole Miss is ahead of Auburn... Is there?

saddawg · Nov 29, 2009

but no way we are behind Kentucky. Especially after we physically dominated your 4th ranked team. We didn't eke out a win. It wasn't a fluke. When you line up and say " hey, we are running it right up your *** and there ain't a damn thing you can do about it", you are the better team.

Mr Meoff · Nov 29, 2009

8dog · Nov 29, 2009

and LSU is 1 foot and 1 horrible celebration penalty away from 3-5.

That's how tight the pack is.

SLUdog · Nov 29, 2009

your rankings BUT MState should be 10...We beat UK and Vandy handily on the road and have the same SEC record as each. I'd drop the Rebels lower because of their craptastic finish. There are a lot of 4-4 teams and they all beat one another so that's difficult to rank. Frankly, I'd put UGa ahead of the Rebels for sure. 7-5 (4-4) and they played a Okie State (9-3) and Ga Tech (10-2).

8dog · Nov 29, 2009

we definitely should be ranked ahead of them.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

a 5-7 team should not be ahead of a 7-5 team. State was much more competitive and 11 really isn't far behind No. 3 in competition. State was a QB away from being a Capital One Bowl team in my opinion. I see wins agains UoH, LSU, Georgia Tech, and Arkansas if you had a QB. But instead you didn't have that and that's what makes State No. 11. You have to win the close games.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

got creamed by Tennessee when Tennessee was down, and really didn't play well all year. In fact, I think MSU could have beaten UGA thisyear.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

They were solid OOC opponents but to say UK would have lost to them for sure is a reach. State could have beaten both of those teams but did not.

GhostOfJackie · Nov 29, 2009

Damn what was going on? I was just about to take my last sip of leftover bourbon and hit the sack.

1. I thought LSU's helmets looked pretty good. Then again I was a fan of most of the Oregon uniforms and loved Mizzou's helmets this week. It seemed like those helmets were almost too classy for LSU to wear.

2. Got to put us ahead of Kentucky. I think we are the better team there.

3. At this point in the year I would put Arky ahead of both Tennessee and Auburn. They are playing well even though their record does not show it as much.

4. Totally agree on the upcoming Florida victory in Atlanta. I can't put up with Bama fans winning another one. God just don't even bring it up.

5. Jevon Snead is a super douche and needs to be squared up once again on the square.

AtlantaBulldog · Nov 29, 2009

You don't even consider SEC records???

UGA is 4-4 with wins over South Carolina (3-5), Arkansas (3-5), and Auburn (3-5), yet they are ranked behind all three of them????

MSU plays the toughest schedule in the country and has a 3-5 SEC record and you put them behind KY (who we beat on the road and who has the same 3-5 record???). You then show love for KY for beating UGA, but then you show NO love for MSU for beating Ole Miss????

HD6 · Nov 29, 2009

Two, actually.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

However, UGA finished poorly except with a big win against Ga. Tech. I just didn't think they were that strong of a team. I think Arky and Auburn were definitely better even though UGA beat them however, SC may be worse. There is a lot of moosh in the middle and you can't just look at head to head b/c it all overlaps this year.

Kentucky played well this year tough. Yes they lost to State, but beat Auburn and Georgia and took Tennessee to OT plus if Lee continued to play QB for State, I would imagine most people would continue to pick UK over State that aren't State or UK fans. However, I think Mullen finally realized that he should have played Relf more. If Relf would have been the QB for most of the season, things may have been different for the Dawgs.

Nevertheless, as I said before No. 3 - 11 aren't much different in competition this year with State being the least to pull off an upset against 1 and 2 compared to the other teams ranked 3-11.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

and I hope you aren't going to say who i think you are going to say.

patdog · Nov 29, 2009

They were every bit as tough as any SEC team we played other than the obvious two. Hell, if you're going to bring up teams State could have easily beaten but didn't, why not mention the 3rd best team in the SEC? We were closer to winning that game than either the Houston or GA Tech games.

HD6 · Nov 29, 2009

As easily as we ran the ball on you, GT would have done the same (I will not hear a Peach Bowl argument here). And Houston gets their points regardless, your offense couldn't keep up.

The other one wears red and blue.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

I have seen several UofH games this year. They have no defense whatsoever. You get someone as physical as an LSU on defense, there's no way UofH beats the Tigers. And we saw what LSU did to Ga Tech last year in the Peach (basically LSU had no defense last year and crushed them). Don't really think that is accurate.

I would say Kentucky can beat UH but would probably lose to Ga. Tech.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

You're wrong. I've seen UH play way too much. We beat UH by at least 2 TDs. And don't get me started on Ga. Tech.

skip dog · Nov 29, 2009

7) Arkansas - All I know is that Erin Andrews had the best quote of the night describing Ryan Mallett's "I told you so" comment. Eat that Mallett.

8dog · Nov 29, 2009

they went to Starkville and won. Something tells me the odds are extremely good that they could go into the 11th most intimidating venue in the SEC and win.

there is a chance we could actually get an answer to this question in Memphis.

patdog · Nov 29, 2009

But they have a better offense, and a better QB, than any team in the SEC does. No chance in hell Kentucky could stay on the field with them. None. Unless you're expecting this defense to stop them.

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That's only 4 yards fewer per game than our defense gave up against a much tougher schedule and Houston torched our defense.

patdog · Nov 29, 2009

The CUSA title game will be SMU vs. East Carolina. The winner will play in the Liberty. Which is really good news for whoever the SEC representative will be. Houston is much more dangerous than either of those teams.

HD6 · Nov 29, 2009

8dog · Nov 29, 2009

on second thought, no I shouldn't.

HD6 · Nov 29, 2009

Houston didn't win their division or whatever in CUSA? How the hell did that happen?

patdog · Nov 29, 2009

Houston tied SMU for the CUSA West title with both at 6-2. I thought SMU had won the tiebreaker to play in their championship game, but a quick look at the CUSA website tells me I am wrong. Houston will play ECU for the CUSA title.

Link

HD6 · Nov 29, 2009

Wow, that June Jones knows what he is doing. Good coach.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 29, 2009

I would like to see that. If I recall, I don't think a Conference USA team has beaten an 8th placed SEC team in the Liberty Bowl. I may be wrong on that.

8dog · Nov 29, 2009

and they had them in Birmingham and Ark in Memphis.

MSUCostanza · Nov 29, 2009

Wound up 7-5 I believe, but were 6-2 in CUSA. What a job by June Jones. He and Al Golden should share some sort of Nat'l Coach of the Year award.

I believe SMU is headed to Hawaii to play in their bowl game.

Columbus Dawg · Nov 29, 2009

Houston is that good either. We played them without Relf and he could have made a big difference in that game. We had 3 turnovers inside the red zone. We were also a victim to The Worst Call of the season and that's saying a lot. It was a call that ended up costing us a bowl bid.

Having said that, it's pretty ignorant to rank UK ahead of us.

PosterFormerlyKnownAsRFAA · Nov 29, 2009

How can you rank two teams next to each other (Ole Miss 4, Auburn 5) and put the team that won the head-to-head game lower? By putting them one after the other, you are saying that there is very little if anything seperating them. So, if one beat the other, should they always be ahead if they have to be one-after-the-other?

Your poll really makes one wonder considering you acknowledged that circumstance with Kentucky/Georgia further down the list.

DesotoCountyDawg · Nov 29, 2009

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HD6 · Nov 29, 2009

if they match up with Houston.

War Machine Dawg · Nov 29, 2009

Looks like this:

1. Florida - The offense finally seems to have found it's stride
2. Bama - Saban is evil.
Big Gap
3. LSU - Jefferson, Lafell, and an improved D have me convinced.
4. Auburn - Beat Mississippi head-to-head.
5. Mississippi - Only beat 2 good teams all year, and one of the 2 rolled over for them.
6. Arkansas - If only Mallett and the offense had a little more help from the D.
7. Tennessee - Lane Kiffin taking Phat Phil's mess and making it work.
8. South Carolina - The Ol' Ball Coach's team is Jekyll-and-Hyde.
9. Georgia - The OL is finally healthy and the run game has flourished. If only they had a QB & DC.
10. MState - Yes, we're 5-7. But we flat whipped UK & Mississippi physically

and are Mullen's stubborness about Lee/5 plays from possibly 8-4.
11. Kentucky - Randall Cobb is great. But the D is still suspect and they can't capitalize off the UGA momentum.
Big Gap
12. Vandy - Returning to form. The miracle run is definitely over.

HammerOfTheDogs · Nov 29, 2009

They were blown out by The Mississippi State's superior athleticism.

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