Hear Ye! Hear Ye!!! Cream Talk by Stallion - Week 11

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

Good afternoon Six Packers!!! Week 11 proved to be a rather painful day for the Stallion. The pain is becoming repetitive and there appears to be no medication for it. It's called the "Pick Six Illness" The feeling of a Pick 6 illness is undescribable but the more it happens to you the less you can bear it. You want to think it's gone away each weekend, but deep down if you don't treat the symptom, it's just a matter of time before the "Pick 6 illness bites you in the you know what. The source of the Pick 6 illness usually comes from a freshman that most likely came from a high school team where he had his way with weaker secondary personnel and most likely no pass rush. But once the source changes environments, his sphincter tightens up so much that all confidence that the source once had has gone away. The source becomes a head case and hence the illness starts to spread among millions of the team's fans. Yes, the stallion is now infected. The Stallion also wants to post his deepest sympathies to Phil Fulmer, the butt of many of the Stallion's one-liners in the history of Cream Talk. Now the Great Pumpkin is bidding farewell, the Stallion can only make one request to the Tennessee faithful . Hire Mark Mangino! Week 11 is now completed and the Cream Rankings ar as follows.

1) Florida - Stand out of the way of the Gator Express. They now appear to be unstoppable.
2) Alabama - Saban Bowl II goes to the Tide. Send thank you notes to Mr. Jarrett Lee, Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge, LA.
 3) Georgia -The hype is gone and this is just another typical Gawwwwggggaaa Bulldog team. The defense doesn't appear to be worth the preseason hype.
4) LSU - Screw you Ryan Perriloux. The Tigers shouldn't be in this predicament to begin with.
5) South Carolina -Could this be the year that Spurrier shoves it to the Gators and pull off an upset? We will find out next weekend.
6) Ole Miss - Houston rested the Nutters in the open date and gear up for a strong final stretch as it appears they may be competing with LSU for a Cotton Bowl bid.
7) Arkansas- The 'Back are probably a year away from being back in the mix. But I know they are looking forward to a break next weekend against the Bulldogs.
8) Vanderbilt - That elusive 6th win seems like an improbable situation for BJ's club.
9) Kentucky- Nearly pulled off another upset this year, but near-upsets don't get you bowl bids.
10) Auburn- Struggled mightily against UT Martin. Maybe they had hoped to be playing UT's main campus.
11) Tennessee - Way to step up and play hard for your departing coach. Wyoming??? Are you kidding me?
12) Croomdawgs -Enjoyed a nice break from the usual wear and tear of an SEC battle. Croom utilized the off=weekend by relaxing and cleaning up his resume'.
13) Jarrett Lee- Yes you are single-handedly the worst team in the SEC, and I wanted to cheer up the State fans so that they wouldn't be last every week! Hot Boudin Award - Alabama - Accomplished many things with the win over LSU - which includes the SEC West title, Saban getting back at the defending National Champs and his old team, a shot at Florida to secure the BCS, and an exercise on how to intercept a pass. Cold Couscous Award -Jarrett Lee - Who nearly completed more passes to the opposition than to his own receivers. Tennessee deserves an honorable mention. Love, Stallion

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

Good afternoon Six Packers!!! Week 11 proved to be a rather painful day for the Stallion. The pain is becoming repetitive and there appears to be no medication for it. It's called the "Pick Six Illness" The feeling of a Pick 6 illness is undescribable but the more it happens to you the less you can bear it. You want to think it's gone away each weekend, but deep down if you don't treat the symptom, it's just a matter of time before the "Pick 6 illness bites you in the you know what. The source of the Pick 6 illness usually comes from a freshman that most likely came from a high school team where he had his way with weaker secondary personnel and most likely no pass rush. But once the source changes environments, his sphincter tightens up so much that all confidence that the source once had has gone away. The source becomes a head case and hence the illness starts to spread among millions of the team's fans. Yes, the stallion is now infected. The Stallion also wants to post his deepest sympathies to Phil Fulmer, the butt of many of the Stallion's one-liners in the history of Cream Talk. Now the Great Pumpkin is bidding farewell, the Stallion can only make one request to the Tennessee faithful . Hire Mark Mangino! Week 11 is now completed and the Cream Rankings ar as follows.

1) Florida - Stand out of the way of the Gator Express. They now appear to be unstoppable.
2) Alabama - Saban Bowl II goes to the Tide. Send thank you notes to Mr. Jarrett Lee, Tiger Stadium, Baton Rouge, LA.
 3) Georgia -The hype is gone and this is just another typical Gawwwwggggaaa Bulldog team. The defense doesn't appear to be worth the preseason hype.
4) LSU - Screw you Ryan Perriloux. The Tigers shouldn't be in this predicament to begin with.
5) South Carolina -Could this be the year that Spurrier shoves it to the Gators and pull off an upset? We will find out next weekend.
6) Ole Miss - Houston rested the Nutters in the open date and gear up for a strong final stretch as it appears they may be competing with LSU for a Cotton Bowl bid.
7) Arkansas- The 'Back are probably a year away from being back in the mix. But I know they are looking forward to a break next weekend against the Bulldogs.
8) Vanderbilt - That elusive 6th win seems like an improbable situation for BJ's club.
9) Kentucky- Nearly pulled off another upset this year, but near-upsets don't get you bowl bids.
10) Auburn- Struggled mightily against UT Martin. Maybe they had hoped to be playing UT's main campus.
11) Tennessee - Way to step up and play hard for your departing coach. Wyoming??? Are you kidding me?
12) Croomdawgs -Enjoyed a nice break from the usual wear and tear of an SEC battle. Croom utilized the off=weekend by relaxing and cleaning up his resume'.
13) Jarrett Lee- Yes you are single-handedly the worst team in the SEC, and I wanted to cheer up the State fans so that they wouldn't be last every week! Hot Boudin Award - Alabama - Accomplished many things with the win over LSU - which includes the SEC West title, Saban getting back at the defending National Champs and his old team, a shot at Florida to secure the BCS, and an exercise on how to intercept a pass. Cold Couscous Award -Jarrett Lee - Who nearly completed more passes to the opposition than to his own receivers. Tennessee deserves an honorable mention. Love, Stallion

was21 · Nov 9, 2008

reading this board too much...and it's contagious.

Reb95 · Nov 9, 2008

have come to some harsh conclusions. One is Saban is the reason for most of their success since 2000. Les Miles is not in Saban's league with his coaching. He has been graced with Saban's talent at the quarterback position and now he is out of Saban's quarterbacks. LSU will be competing for SEC titles but as long as Saban is at Bama winning the west will be much more difficult.

was21 · Nov 9, 2008

...many of them have tried to make a point continually about what a great coach Miles (and his staff) is...I've been wondering if they're trying to convince me or just looking for a little reinforcement or simply trying to convince themselves. Anyway you look at it....the party's over.

drunkernhelldawg · Nov 9, 2008

Jarrett Lee
Jarrett Lee
My sympathies to your lost happy side.

MSUCostanza · Nov 9, 2008

Coach34 told me that Jarrett Lee would be "just fine" because he's "just a freshman" and they should give him time.

Also Les Miles is the Stan Jones of football, according to Coach34, our other LSU fan on here.

Coach34 = LSU Genespager.

thatsbaseball · Nov 9, 2008

they have suprised me.

bulldogbaja · Nov 9, 2008

RebelBruiser · Nov 9, 2008

If we win out, it's definitely possible.

Think about it this way:

Florida and Bama will both go to the BCS, one in the title game, one in the Sugar Bowl.
UGA will likely be 9-3 or 10-2, and if we were to beat LSU, they would be a lock for the Capital One Bowl.
That would leave us, LSU, and South Carolina all at 8-4. The Outback would either take South Carolina or LSU. If the Outback took LSU, then the Cotton would have to choose between us and South Carolina. The Cotton likes teams from the West unless you're talking about UT or someone like that, which would give us a good shot at the Cotton over SC.

And if the Outback chose to take SC, then the Cotton would have to choose between an 8-4 LSU and an 8-4 Ole Miss. With the head to head win, we'd have a decent shot at getting that bid. We'll see how it plays out, but the Cotton is definitely still a possibility if we can beat LSU and win out. The downside is we'd likely draw Missouri or Okie State in the Cotton, and both of those schools would torch the living **** out of our secondary.

RebelBruiser · Nov 9, 2008

Yep, and Miles's crazy decision making has finally started to come back to haunt him some, which is making him look like less of a coach as well. Last year and in previous years, he's made a lot of decisions that would normally get a coach crucified. However, he's been lucky enough that almost all of his crazy decisions have worked for him. It was only a matter of time before those bounces quit going his way.

was21 · Nov 9, 2008

they were so unconventioinally ridiculous that they actually were totally unforseen...yet he has sucked that sugar tit and made a lot of money...he wasn't really wanted that much by Michigan and knew it....he played it well and may make a monkey out of ella's shoe.

jackstefano · Nov 9, 2008

that's my best les miles impression.

Coach34 · Nov 9, 2008

Saban lost at least 3 games every year except one while he was at LSU. Saban didnt make it back to Atlanta either the year after winning the NC. Its taken Miles 4 years to have as bad of a season as Saban did 80% of his tenure...

Saban lost to Crooms- Miles hasnt

Amazing what actual facts show

MSUCostanza · Nov 9, 2008

Saban took over a train wreck.

1998 they were 4-7.
1999 they were 3-8.

In 2000, Saban took over that sack of **** team and went 8-4, followed by 10-3 and an SEC title. Slumped to 8-5 in 2002, then won the effing NC in 2003.

Miles inherited a shitload of talent - and has won with it, to his credit - but how in the hell can you compare the two is beyond me. Saban took the **** sandwich Gerry Dinardo left him and went 18-7 with an SEC title, had one "setback" year (where they still won 8 games), then went 13-1 and won the NC.

Moving to Alabama, Saban inherited another **** sandwich, and aGAIN, in year two, Alabama is 10-0 and ranked #1 in the nation thanks to him coaching up the players Shula left and kicking everyone's *** in recruiting. Meanwhile, it looks to most impartial observers that LSU is slipping.

Coach34 · Nov 9, 2008

"Moving to Alabama, Saban inherited another **** sandwich"

that "**** sandwich" won 16 games in the two years before the great Nick Saban got there....

You're sitting there trying to argue with me about Miles when they will probably go 9-3...and LSU's schedule has been much tougher than Bama's...Stansbury is going to get jealous about you jerking off another coach besides him

DerHntr · Nov 9, 2008

Stansbury is going to get jealous about you jerking off another coach besides him

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

So I've got the fire

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

Jarrett Lee put LSU's coaches in a predicament with his erratic play.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

in this league by turning it over 4 times. Ask Florida against Ole Miss.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

a strong arm and horrible decision making. I can't take 4 years of Obama or Jarrett Lee. I am hoping I don't have to face both.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

out of Saban last night, but Saban is a great coach. I knew Bama would be a lot tougher than most people thought. But they aren't the best team in the country in my opinion or the SEC for that matter.

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

isn't going to the Cotton Bowl. They are either Peach or Outback

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 9, 2008

your les miles impersonation

patdog · Nov 9, 2008

Lee would be third string at MSU this year. He's that <17>ing bad.

was21 · Nov 10, 2008

Miles is ultimately responsible for the playing time of his players. Saturday wasn't the first time that Lee sucked.

Optimus Prime 4 · Nov 10, 2008

you're averaging almost 5ypc with your top two backs. Not a good gameplan.

JugDawg · Nov 10, 2008

queerku

CdawgNHouston · Nov 10, 2008

He has been graced with Saban's talent at the quarterback position and now he is out of Saban's quarterbacks

Les Miles recruited Perilloux. Too bad RP is a dumbass. Les Miles is also about to land Russell Shepard

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 10, 2008

and 3 were returned for TDs....you may want to take that one back

Stallion4Tiiigaaahhhs · Nov 10, 2008

I agree with you. We should have run Charles Scott a little more in most situations.

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