Heat!

BobPSU92

Heisman
Aug 22, 2001
40,397
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In the interest of TRANSPARENCY. o_O , I am departing NEW. JERSEY. o_O this morning for a business trip to MICHIGAN. o_O . Besides MICHIGAN. o_O just being MICHIGAN. o_O , the weather will suck balls there too, just not quite as hard. High temperatures in Detroit:

Today: 96
Tuesday: 91
Wednesday: 80 (storms)
Thursday: 83

Of course, stepping out the front door this morning to go to the airport, the heat smacked me in the face. 🥵

I’m such an a$$hole. 😞
 

BobPSU92

Heisman
Aug 22, 2001
40,397
29,100
113
In the interest of TRANSPARENCY. o_O , I am departing NEW. JERSEY. o_O this morning for a business trip to MICHIGAN. o_O . Besides MICHIGAN. o_O just being MICHIGAN. o_O , the weather will suck balls there too, just not quite as hard. High temperatures in Detroit:

Today: 96
Tuesday: 91
Wednesday: 80 (storms)
Thursday: 83

Of course, stepping out the front door this morning to go to the airport, the heat smacked me in the face. 🥵

I’m such an a$$hole. 😞

I really am an a$$hole. 😞 A guy on my flight is wearing a notre dame 2025 cfb playoff shirt. For f*ck’s sake.
 

Bison13

All-Conference
May 26, 2013
2,514
3,845
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Interesting DMV weather statistic: from 1872 to 2009 there were 31 days where the low temperature was 80 F or above. Since 2010? 42.
I believe they use 2010 because that’s when the airport was updated at BWI. I remember one of the weatherman on the local news saying that the national weather records recording devices now were much closer to asphalt than they were before.
 
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rudedude

Heisman
Sep 28, 2002
7,541
14,710
113
sweating key and peele GIF
 

Hotshoe

All-Conference
Feb 15, 2012
24,465
3,707
113
My wife says she's sweating her t!ts off. I'm obviously quite concerned so I check on her regularly.
We'll have 98° here today in NC with about 55-60% humidity. I can't wait to crank up the forge in a bit.
 

Hotshoe

All-Conference
Feb 15, 2012
24,465
3,707
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50 here right now.

That‘s F, not C.

And, yes, I AM bragging :whistle:
Lucky you. My barns are turning horses out today because the barns are going to be too hot for horses with the humidity. They are actually closed down.

I have a client who moved here to NC a couple of years ago from Wind River area in Wyoming. I'm like, wth were you thinking?
 

bdgan

All-Conference
Oct 12, 2021
2,640
2,654
113
My A/C picked a bad week to break down
I had two choices: 1) Spend $600 to repair a 30 year old unit which can be done tomorrow. 2) spend $5000 on a new unit that could be installed next Wednesday. I went for the quick fix. Maybe that was a mistake.
 

Erial_Lion

All-Conference
Nov 1, 2021
2,779
3,337
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Last night wasn't the most fun I've ever had umpiring a baseball game, that's for sure. My car said 102 in South Jersey as I got out (though it's was actually more like 96 when we started).
 

Connorpozlee

All-American
Aug 29, 2013
2,616
5,014
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Last night wasn't the most fun I've ever had umpiring a baseball game, that's for sure. My car said 102 in South Jersey as I got out (though it's was actually more like 96 when we started).
Went to the Reds game last night. It was absolutely miserable until we got the shade, which then made it merely disgusting.
 
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Erial_Lion

All-Conference
Nov 1, 2021
2,779
3,337
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It's so hot:
  • Cows are giving evaporated milk
  • I saw a funeral procession pull through Dairy Queen
  • Chickens are laying hard boiled eggs
  • Granny broke wind just to have a little breeze
I'll be her all week
Some decent jokes ma'am.
 

Bosco2

All-Conference
Feb 27, 2002
676
1,003
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Just finished a round of golf at Rich Maiden near Reading. Thought I was gonna die. I'm scheduled to play again on Thursday and will NOT play if the temps are anywhere near what they were today. The parking lot was melting and I'm not sure I can get the tar off of the soles of my sneakers.
 

CVLion

All-Conference
Oct 13, 2021
723
1,351
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A house in our neighborhood had their shed catch fire last night — apparently there was ammunition stored in the shed and it exploded! Not sure if the fire came first and caused the explosion, or if the crazy heat of the day actually caused the ammo to ignite. Yikes.

Thankfully, it seems no one was hurt. A ton of fire trucks and police responded and did a great job getting it all under control. It could have been much worse.