if it is the Music City Bowl:
"First of all, we are proud of the players for earning the right to go to a bowl game, and we are excited for them and the coaches that have worked so hard for this accomplishment. That said, it is a shame that they were not awarded the bowl that they deserved to go to, and we are disappointed in the SEC, the Outback Bowl, the Chik-Fil-A Bowl, and the Gator Bowl for making the gross error of choosing inferior teams over a team that truly deserved to be there, and earned the right to play in a better bowl."
Sincerely, Dan and the grasshopper.
"First of all, we are proud of the players for earning the right to go to a bowl game, and we are excited for them and the coaches that have worked so hard for this accomplishment. That said, it is a shame that they were not awarded the bowl that they deserved to go to, and we are disappointed in the SEC, the Outback Bowl, the Chik-Fil-A Bowl, and the Gator Bowl for making the gross error of choosing inferior teams over a team that truly deserved to be there, and earned the right to play in a better bowl."
Sincerely, Dan and the grasshopper.