Nebraska: See ya.. we're tired of tossing Texas's salad.
Colorado: If we're going to suck in everything, might as well do it watching the sunset out of Frisco.
Texas: Let's see.... OU, A&M, TT and OSU.. All my bitches come take a shot! We're out of here!
OU and A&M: Wait now.. we'd really rather go play in the SEC. You can come too Texas but your share will be equal to everybody else's.
Texas: Whoa.. haha ... uh.. come on now.. lolz... y'all know we was just kiddin'. Long live the Big 12! Now hang on while I make a couple of calls to CUSA.
Colorado: If we're going to suck in everything, might as well do it watching the sunset out of Frisco.
Texas: Let's see.... OU, A&M, TT and OSU.. All my bitches come take a shot! We're out of here!
OU and A&M: Wait now.. we'd really rather go play in the SEC. You can come too Texas but your share will be equal to everybody else's.
Texas: Whoa.. haha ... uh.. come on now.. lolz... y'all know we was just kiddin'. Long live the Big 12! Now hang on while I make a couple of calls to CUSA.