hold the presses (or a less antiquated term: pause the internez)...

Shamoan

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Soooo..........recruits love cookie cakes? this guy: http://espn.go.com/college-football...ina-gamecocks-cookie-cake-icing-not-violation says 'croots love cookie cakes and they talk about them all the time on the twitter. south carolina has gone to great lengths to entice croots with cookies enough to self-report 22 violations with said cookie cakes.

are we doing this? (assuming yes to question one, if no, then why not?) what flavor cookies do we use when we want to seal the deal? what do we write on them? do we serve this with our canned swag juice? does our supplier need to upgrade to the one bama/uscE is using? has our bakery been the problem in the past?

i am at a loss. here we were worrying over weight rooms, premium stadium upgrades, adidas clown suits, video boards, and dead grass and all it took was some cookies. the best part you ask?....it has got to be the fact that we can put subtle (or sometimes not so subtle) messages to recruits on our giant cookies...and the kicker, it is bracky proof!

 
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