Promised the new wife a nice hail state honeymoon in Hattiesburg later this month. Need two tickets and as close to the 50 yard line as we can get. Make that 3 tickets.
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Honeymoon in Hattiesburg!
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Yall laugh, but those hashbrowns, and ringside seats for the inevitable brawl*, are legit.
*provided you aren't a participant
*provided you aren't a participant
There is enough meat on those elbows to keep them from ever being pointy***
You should check out her bowling score!
That reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Arthur:
"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
I haven't thought about that movie in ages!That reminds me of one of my favorite lines from Arthur:
"Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."
"He's taking the knife out of the cheese!!! .......... Do you think he wants some cheese?"
Maiden name is Macron.
I don't know onewoof but given the responses, I hope it's not a serious post. 
See, ya’ll get mad at me for letting those threads go, but if I didn’t we wouldn’t have these great callback jokes.
clintoninhelen - where you at?
Yes, I did, and it looks worse than I indicated.. Sorry.
I bet she likes it scattered, smothered, and uncovered...
I don't know onewoof but given the responses, I hope it's not a serious post.
Woof is always going for the laugh. I hope...
It took 30 years to finally be lucky in love and I want to kick things off with a big win and a big weekend in Hattiesburg. Staying at the Paradise Inn and already have reservations at the Indian Delight and Panera Bread
She ain't no Sydney Sweeney. But taking a closer look at him, he's probably doing about as well as could expected.
Then, we must ask, in the picture, which one are you?
I, sir, am the one with my arm around the trophy of the South. Laugh it up, but I will remind yall on a cold December night who has the best big spoon and no gas bill to pay. She has been a cook at a nearby middle school for over 20 years so needless to say, she can throw it down in the kitchen. Be jealous, I got mine.
100%, that's awesome. Plus I believe the people get mad at letting them go are mostly the ones who see the thread being dominated by the "other side"...
Put me down for team "If you don't like it, don't 17'ing read it dummy"
PS I hope this post is not too political**
USERNAME CHECKS OUT... sorry, but that's one big woof**
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I agree with DCD that the board would be dominated by political threads, with nothing but **** slinging people with no intention of allowing their mind to change, if they weren't locked once they devolved. But short of it being an obviously offensive thread, let them go for a few hours.
There's not **** going on right now and I'd honestly rather talk for a few hours about the French first lady's possible Johnson than this football team. There's no point in almost immediately locking a thread when there are obviously a few folks who wanna talk about the subject and it's not harming the board at all.
I'm as guilty as anyone of being sucked into stupid political threads, so I'm not only slinging shitt outward here - but I also sort of relish the fact that if you let the threads go long enough you can easily see who is being earnest with their replies and who is only in it to argue. They out themselves (ourselves?) eventually.
Yep.
And you can also see who jumps in a thread about a subject they clearly know next to nothing about simply because they perceive it as a subject that their 'team" has chosen a side on, and they must weigh in.
It really is a core group of what I keep calling the same ole same oles, who ruin threads. And they come from both sides of the political spectrum and just love to have the same arguments, no matter the actual subject at hand.
I'm guilty. I have opinions, for sure. But I can ignore a lot of threads I'm not interested in without feeling the need to enter the thread and broadcast my disinterest.
If she makes chicken nuggets and sloppy joes for the Sixpack tent, I can talk to the mods about getting you free Discord access for a year