How much is too much?

[Big Dawg81]

So, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 9 months because her camel toes were massive. She could literally hold a Camel cigarette with them and blow smoke out. What is your limit of the size and did I go overboard?

 

[She Mate Me]

The pack simply never disappoints in the area of wtf threads.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

Somebody trying to make message board geniuses I see.

 

[Jack Klompus.sixpack]

So, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 9 months because her camel toes were massive. She could literally hold a Camel cigarette with them and blow smoke out. What is your limit of the size and did I go overboard?

You probably need to change your username.

 

[ckDOG]

So, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 9 months because her camel toes were massive. She could literally hold a Camel cigarette with them and blow smoke out. What is your limit of the size and did I go overboard?

Pics?

Edit: GIFs?

 

[BreckyBratt]

You probably need to change your username.

Username definitely doesn't checkout

 

[aTotal360]

I'm disappointed no one has posted about spools, ice picks, and croom.

 

[AttalaDawg72]

Sounds like you’re gay bruh

 

[dawgman42]

So, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 9 months because her camel toes were massive. She could literally hold a Camel cigarette with them and blow smoke out. What is your limit of the size and did I go overboard?

If Cooterpoot, Mike Tice, and tacodawg could make a baby together . . .

 

[willi13]

 

[klong-dog]

So, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 9 months because her camel toes were massive. She could literally hold a Camel cigarette with them and blow smoke out. What is your limit of the size and did I go overboard?

Pix or U R FOS

 

[Wesson Bulldog]

Gappage theory making a comeback

 

[mstateglfr]

So, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 9 months because her camel toes were massive.

Toes? Where the 17 is the other one hiding?
That is the important question in all this.

 

[dawgman42]

Incoming answer from

 

[AleutianIslandawg]

So, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 9 months because her camel toes were massive. She could literally hold a Camel cigarette with them and blow smoke out. What is your limit of the size and did I go overboard?

I legit saw a girl smoke a cig with hers at an establishment in Bangkok, tipped her 100 Baht ($3 USD) She was one of 4 performers, each had a special talent. Was cool to see, can't say I need to ever see it again.

 

[MaxwellSmart]

Sounds more like moose knuckle.

 

[CochiseCowbell]

Dear Oak,

We desperately need to get back to Omaha.

Sincerely,
SPS

Also:

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Probably was a guy with bad surgery.

 

[BoDawg.sixpack]

I long for the days of Shapen getting sacked on 3rd and 15....

 

[cowbell88]

Toes? Where the 17 is the other one hiding?
That is the important question in all this.

I was fixing to say, there’s more than one, per woman, **** more research is needed!

 

[BreckyBratt]

Probably was a guy with bad surgery.

 

[Pre-Sh.tter]

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[FrontRangeDawg]

Sounds like those might've been truck nutz.

 

[Pookieray]

So, I recently broke up with my girlfriend of 9 months because her camel toes were massive. She could literally hold a Camel cigarette with them and blow smoke out. What is your limit of the size and did I go overboard?

I guessing the limit for her was more than you were packing.

 

[Colonel Angus.sixpack]

Can a woman have more than one camel toe?

 

[ckDOG]

Can a woman have more than one camel toe?

Only if Colonel Angus can have two tongues.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

You got her number? Asking....

 

[ronpolk]

I guess this is what happens when the why is Mississippi fat thread gets locked. Whatever mod locked that thread…. I hope you’re proud of yourself****

 

[pseudonym]

 

[dorndawg]

Only if Colonel Angus can have two tongues.

More like Colonel Angii

 

[dorndawg]

I guess this is what happens when the why is Mississippi fat thread gets locked. Whatever mod locked that thread…. I hope you’re proud of yourself****

It would’ve kept going, but I heard the mod kept seeing “food desert” and all they could think about was pie.***

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

I legit saw a girl smoke a cig with hers at an establishment in Bangkok, tipped her 100 Baht ($3 USD) She was one of 4 performers, each had a special talent. Was cool to see, can't say I need to ever see it again.

You've ever been to a donkey show in Mexico? If so, did you tip the donkey or the woman?

 

[AleutianIslandawg]

You've ever been to a donkey show in Mexico? If so, did you tip the donkey or the woman?

Been to Mexico a handful of times, haven't seen the donkey show. I'd probably tip the donkey since she'd have already gotten a tip+

 

[tbaydog]

I was fixing to say, there’s more than one, per woman, **** more research is needed!

Probably could get a NGO Grant!

 

[Big Dawg81]

Toes? Where the 17 is the other one hiding?
That is the important question in all this.

Under the stomach

 

[Big Dawg81]

You've ever been to a donkey show in Mexico? If so, did you tip the donkey or the woman?

You don’t have to go to Mexico to see that. You can see that in Mississippi. We could never take the ex mother- in - law to the zoo.

 

[BreckyBratt]