"<span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(17, 17, 17); font-family: arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">Jayson Carter joined the
Ricefootball team as a walk-on last week, and already he's the biggest thing on the field" What the hell does that mean?!</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(17, 17, 17); font-family: arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">
</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: rgb(17, 17, 17); font-family: arial, helvetica, clean, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 20px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); ">"Carter, a running back, is 4-foot-9, 130 pounds, making him legally a midget and one of the smallest players to ever play the game at any level." I know some 7 and 8 year-olds who beg to differ.</span></div>