Hulk Hogan rips off Chris Rock...

rebfan04

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And...Hulk with his new girlfriend...



And...he went to school with the Hogan daughter.

Not everyone approves of Hollywood cougars-least of all their cubs.
Brooke Hogan's reaction to her 48-year-old mom, Linda, dating someone 29 years her junior? "I'm totally freaked out," she told E! satellite radio personality Michael Yo during a conversation the two had off air.
"I personally don't like it at all or condone it, but she's my mom, so I have to show her support."
The Hulkster's daughter also confirmed that mom's man-child, Charley Hill, 19, was a classmate of hers and her jailed brother, Nick.
"I went to school with him. He was a grade under me...Me and Nick know him well. Me and Nick are two years apart, and he was right between us (in school)."
While nothing about the Hogans-perma-tans and peroxide 'dos included-might seem normal to anyone else, Brooke says she thought her family was just a run-of-the-mill Hollywood clan, but that perception has changed a tad.
"I am just staying the course and dealing with it and supporting my family," says Brooke. "I'm actually on my way to see Nick now...You know, I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best."
 

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I was on the tread mill at the gym the other day and there was the typical bank of televisions in front of me. It's one of those crappy setups where you have to tune your radio to a specific frequency instead of plugging your phones into a thingamajig that controls which tv you're listening to.

Anyway... the one in front of me was on some station showing wrestling (later I learned it was something called wwe). So I decided to see what the phenomenon was all about. And after 20 minutes, I decided this:

None of you that watch that stuff can say a word about Gene's homoerotic pictures of summer workouts with the football team. Because that was the gayest **** I've ever seen. Two roided-up meat heads (one wearing a fetish mask) swapping sweat and rolling around in a boxing ring while being stripped half naked and doing this little choreographed routine. Damn, I felt like I should have been sitting on the couch with my wife watching HGTV and sipping a Zima.

What in the hell do you people that watch wrestling find entertaining about it?
 

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Thats not a real, steel chair.

Just like they don't ACTUALLY hit them in the face when they're on the ground...and if they do its an accident.
 

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I had friends that really got into the wrestling deal, and they'd practice the steel chair bit. Apparently if you hit it correctly on the forehead with it flush against the forehead, it doesn't cause any real damage. Of course one of them missed one time and messed up the other one's nose pretty bad. They weren't the brightest even before they started hitting each other with chairs.
 

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I'm not a big wrestling fan, but I used to watch it for a few years back in high school, and I'll testify that the stuff can be addicting. It's basically just a male soap opera. You know it's not real, but the storylines and the show surrounding the storylines are very well done.
 

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several years ago, people from my high school met some random guy off the internet and they all had matches with barbed wire baseball bats and fire. sounded retarded
 

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That is not Brooke. I'm doing the board a service by not linking her photos here.

AA - she has daddy's body build