I feel sorry for his other 2 daughters...

dawgstudent

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This came from the OM Spirit. Friend sent it to me thru email pointing this out:
<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 12pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: black;">A different take on "symbols"</span></p>

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: black;">Three of my daughters were talking about which college they will
attend. My oldest is about to graduate and she will go to the Savannah College
of Art and Design. </span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: red;">My third daughter, who is knock-down gorgeous</span><span style="font-size: 9pt; font-family: "Arial","sans-serif"; color: black;">, says she
is going to Ole Miss because "they have lots of pretty girls there and
lots of parties".

However, the seconddaughter had the most interesting answer. She is an
accomplished gymnast and is already being talked to by colleges. She likes
Georgia, UCLA and Oregon State, but she said she is definitely not considering
Arkansas because "there's no way I'm wearing a picture of that ugly pig on
my leotard"!

I guess symbols really can hurt recruiting.</span></p>
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Nm

Eta: Is his daughter a lesbian? She wants to go to Ole Miss because of the pretty girls.

Also, dad should be proud a main reason of interest is the party scene.
 

futaba.79

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at best she's a soph in HS. Not many women get pregnant 3 yrs in a row, so it's more likely.that his "knock-down georgeous" party girl is an 8th or 9th grader.
 

Hump4Hoops

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"she's a dumb slut"

Really, a girl who's basing a college decision on parties and that other girls there are pretty? And tells her father that? Even for something ole miss related, this is a mind boggling level of retarded.

Edit: re-reading the context clues, the female in question is probably quite young. Perhaps I should amend my statement to "dumb slut in training," assuming her father is totally cool with his youngest striving to party from a young age.
 

DerHntr

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Any of you trying to read into what a teenage womanis saying started off on the wrong foot. Understanding their motivations or thoughts is a mystery and will forever be. Calling a kid that age a slut or retardedbecause she would like to be around other pretty women and she likes parties is absurd. Hell, ask 16 year old me about what school I wanted to go to and her requirements would absolutely be in my top three reasons.
 

RobbieRandolph

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So they're not his blood.

My daughters are all adopted from China. That's one of the appeals of UCLA and Oregon State for her. Both teams have several Asian gymnasts and she was attracted to that.

The UCLA girls were all really fun and open and showed her a great time. Anna Li, one of the Olympic gymnasts, spent time with my daughter and talked up UCLA in a big way. The Oregon State girls were really down to earth and easy going. My daughter didn't like Florida (way too arrogant) or Arkansas (because of the pig symbol). Her dream team is Georgia but they don't usually offer scholarships to in-state gymnasts. Maybe their new coaching staff will change that policy.
 

Hump4Hoops

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Its okay for a teenage girl to be retarded, it's not okay for daddy to give her the thumbs up.
 

missouridawg

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or your daughter isn't talented enough to get a scholarship offer from there? You decide.

This is same garbage mumbled after every in-state recruit chooses State. "We only take in-state guys that are clearly head-and-shoulders above everyone else."