I have two vaginas- one for porn and one for my husband

[The Cooterpoot]

I've got two vaginas - I use one for porn and the other for my husband

Evelyn Miller, from Australia's Gold Coast, was diagnosed with uterus didelphys in 2011 after years of painful sex and struggles inserting tampons.

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Clinton might get tired. It's hard being a career girl and wife. Can she make sandwiches too?

 

[Augustus McCrae]

Username really checks out this time.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

She's as lucky as that dog with two d cks.

 

[BingleCocktail]

I've got two vaginas - I use one for porn and the other for my husband

Evelyn Miller, from Australia's Gold Coast, was diagnosed with uterus didelphys in 2011 after years of painful sex and struggles inserting tampons.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Clinton might get tired. It's hard being a career girl and wife. Can she make sandwiches too?

NO MONOLOGUING

 

[Barkman Turner Overdrive]

I've got two vaginas - I use one for porn and the other for my husband

Evelyn Miller, from Australia's Gold Coast, was diagnosed with uterus didelphys in 2011 after years of painful sex and struggles inserting tampons.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Clinton might get tired. It's hard being a career girl and wife. Can she make sandwiches too?

Are they side-by-side or over under?

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Reckon what kind of sound would she make going down a slide nekkid?

 

[dgsmith15]

I feel like with her line of work she’s got a solid chance that two become one. And when that happens…

 

[Dawgbite]

Are they side-by-side or over under?

Side by sides are classic but over and unders swing better and have better sight lines!

 

[ClintonInHelen]

I’d hit it…

I’d hit it…

 

[The Cooterpoot]

 

[Lettucexxxx]

I've got two vaginas - I use one for porn and the other for my husband

Evelyn Miller, from Australia's Gold Coast, was diagnosed with uterus didelphys in 2011 after years of painful sex and struggles inserting tampons.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Clinton might get tired. It's hard being a career girl and wife. Can she make sandwiches too?

 

[ZombieKissinger]

I've got two vaginas - I use one for porn and the other for my husband

Evelyn Miller, from Australia's Gold Coast, was diagnosed with uterus didelphys in 2011 after years of painful sex and struggles inserting tampons.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Clinton might get tired. It's hard being a career girl and wife. Can she make sandwiches too?

After a lot of thought tonight, this just scares me