I hope to be spared an eternity in hell, even though I laughed a lot at this..

Xenomorph

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People in Too-Fat-to-Shop carts always piss me off. Especially since I just spent a week at Disney World waiting on countless people who didn't mind holding up an entire bus while their too-fat-to-shop cart was hand loaded and strapped into place while they stood and watched.<div>
</div><div>I present:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsFSDqjOteU</div>
 

MadDawg.sixpack

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who stops on the way to Disney and rents one of those carts just so they can go to the front of every line. Nothing wrong with them. Crap has gotten out of hand.
 

MaroonedNdaRock

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I enjoyed when I would be walking through a crowd at Disney. Then all of a sudden I run into a scooter among the crowd. They would look irratated because people were not noticing them a foot below everyone else and nobody was jumping out of their way.

Anyway, I laughed yesterday when I saw that on TV. Surely that is one of Jackass guys in disguise. Nobody is dumb enough to think they could ride a scooter up a escalator.
 

UpTheMiddlex3Punt

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Anyways, the sad thing is that most handicapped people need mobility assistance but most of the people getting mobility assistance aren't handicapped.
 

GloryDawg

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When I was at State I worked for the campus PD as a dispatcher and the dean of students kicked a guy out of school for parking in a handicap parking spot. The guy's father was handicap and he had a handicap parking tag. He thought he could use the handicap parking spot. He was watched and warned two times. The third time he was out.</p>
 

rebchuck1

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I verbally unloaded on her because she could have cared less. Not one of my better moments but the look on her face was worth the crap my wife gave me for it.
 
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at the time our local Wal-Mart had a MacDonald's in it. She told me about this fat lady who would always ride around in a scooter while she devoured a double quarter and a large fry. Finally, she said that her manager told the fat lady that she could no longer eat and ride the scooter due to sanitary/health issues but the fact was that all the employees were tired of watching her fat *** eat and ride the scooter around all the time.
 

biguglyjoe

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The cow actually knocked the lady down from behind and ran up her leg. The victim couldn't put pressure on it after she got to her feet, and I would be shocked if it wasn't fractured. It appeared that it was probably the scooter operator's first time to be on one.
 

AndyMSU

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This video would be about 10,000 times more funny if it had sound. Just imagine her yelp on that first back flip the cart did, and the second flip could be even better!!!!

Notice the camera moving, I wonder how long it took the person operating the camera to stop laughing and either grab a radio or phone and call for assistance? Then how long did it take to whip out his memory stick and upload the video to the interwebs?

When it cuts to her walking away I just want to jump through the screen and throw her cart under the next arriving subway car and make her walk. Not to be insensitive, but heck... I am being insensitive at this point I feel like I have no choice or other evidence to say why should she be in that darn cart???

Some of this can't help to get me fired up... Just yesterday I fired a woman who was working for me when I found out she was on active disability payments in the U.S. She had been working for me in Costa Rica for almost 4 months but back in Florida she was receiving disability. She started bragging about how it was just extended. It took me all of 5 seconds to decide to tell her to grab her **** and get the F out. By the way I also gave her until 9:00 am this morning to be out of the housing I was providing for her. I just don't tolerate scum like that.
 

AndyMSU

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Have several openings, in anything from on-site sales, to off-site sales, marketing, project manager, new business development, advertising, and admin positions.

Biggest problem right now is a project I started more as an "idea" to sell but it is now a reality and in a business segment I know nothing about. With an investment partner we got the constitution here changed and we now own the concession space of all roof tops and trunk tops of all 20k plus taxis in the entire country, just can't sell advertising to any of the government owned businesses such as the two major banks, the cell phone company, etc.

Needless to say is you will have to speak spanish and willing to live outside the U.S.
 
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Big D said:
When I was at State I worked for the campus PD as a dispatcher and the dean of students kicked a guy out of school for parking in a handicap parking spot. The guy's father was handicap and he had a handicap parking tag. He thought he could use the handicap parking spot. He was watched and warned two times. The third time he was out.</p>
It pisses me off when people park in a handicap space when the handicapped person isn't even with them. Countless times in Madison I have had to load my son into a wheelchair parked 300 feet from the store because the spaces are full, only to see some healthy woman in a tennis skirt get in her car parked in the handicap spot and leave. They had the tag probably for an elderly parent or somebody who wasn't with them.
 

SwampDawg

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I know, I know, she could have some kind of real ailment, but it sure looked suspicious. Anyway, I bet she gets a lawyer and sues because there were no signs saying "No Scooters Allowed."
 

bulldogcountry1

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waiting for a bus at one of the resorts. We had been waiting a while, and there was more than a bus load in line. At the last second, a rather fit-looking man and woman stroll up to the handicapped spot. As usual, there is a collective sigh in the line. The guy precedes to drive his scooter onto the bus, get off, get on the woman's scooter, and drive hers on. The woman walks on casually and sits down. Meanwhile, the rest of us wait.

Now, for those that aren't familiar, they get priority, two seats have to be folded up to make way for the scooter, and the scooter rider has to sit in another seat. That was 6 seats taken up by these two. About an hour later in the park, we saw both of them in line at Everest, standing erect, with no apparent physical disabilities. I wanted to give them a reason to need one.

I will say I noticed a drastic decrease in scooters this last time. They must have made it more difficult to get one.