I was just looking for Boston Market.

[Tin Cup Cowboy]

http://deadspin.com/witness-kellen-winslow-was-jerkin-it-in-his-car-when-1503350112

 

[Swampazz]

Sometimes I get tired of Boston Market

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[The Peeper]

"That wasn't my penis, it was a jerk chicken sandwich from Boston Market"

Winslow told officers in the report.

 

[natchezdawg]

I used to look for Boston Market nearly everyday...

Now that I'm married to a girl that can cook, I only have to look for Boston Market when she's out of town for a few days.

 

[dawgstudent]

There were 2 open jars of vaseline. Straight Soulja!!!

 

[57stratdawg]

How do these guys fall so far out of touch with reality? You're a fvcking millionaire. Why are you jerking off in a parking lot?

 

[Arloguthrie]

Apparently he had an "I'm Keith Hernandez" moment with those jars of vaseline.