If peeing outside is wrong, I don't wanna be right

[dorndawg]

MS boy gets probation, must write report on Kobe Bryant, for public urination

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — The 10-year-old boy who was taken to jail in Mississippi for urinating in public was given three months probation and must write a two-page report on Kobe Bryant. Attorney Ca…

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[ZombieKissinger]

I’d have a seven volume set on Kobe by this point

 

[goindhoo]

I'm trying to figure out who is the bigger a-hole in this situation. The cop for charging a 10 year old for peeing in public or the Judge who sentenced him to 3 months probation and homework.

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

MS boy gets probation, must write report on Kobe Bryant, for public urination

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — The 10-year-old boy who was taken to jail in Mississippi for urinating in public was given three months probation and must write a two-page report on Kobe Bryant. Attorney Ca…

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My kid dropped trow and shìt at the playground recently. We used a doggy bag to pick it up. Perfectly legal.

 

[dawgman42]

Why does a 10-year-old boy have to write two pages about how to rape women and get away with it?

 

[Mayor of Little London]

My kid peed in front of hump facing a crowd and traffic.
SEC game, can’t remember who it was. Was raining like crazy and was dropping wife and younger son off at front of building. He was saying he had to go bad. I told him either could go with her in building or go in parking lot. I meant if went with me, as there was a place I could park in hunter Henry lot that was by some trees where he could face away from lot(no big deal, 6 or so at time). He took it as, jump out as soon as we stopped and pee facing hundreds of bulldog fans including police(no tickets or fines for incident).

 

[missouridawg]

MS boy gets probation, must write report on Kobe Bryant, for public urination

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — The 10-year-old boy who was taken to jail in Mississippi for urinating in public was given three months probation and must write a two-page report on Kobe Bryant. Attorney Ca…

wreg.com

I took an overnight tour of the Starkville jail for peeing in front of Cresswell about 20 years ago. It was an orientation weekend in the summer and the lady working the desk at midnight declined to let me in to pee in the bathroom inside after dropping off a friend there who was in town for orientation.

 

[jethreauxdawg]

The world is going to hell.

 

[NawlBennyDawg]

I’d have a seven volume set on Kobe by this point

If I had to write a report every time I've pissed outside...

State would have to build another library

 

[11thEagleFan]

My kid peed in front of hump facing a crowd and traffic.
SEC game, can’t remember who it was. Was raining like crazy and was dropping wife and younger son off at front of building. He was saying he had to go bad. I told him either could go with her in building or go in parking lot. I meant if went with me, as there was a place I could park in hunter Henry lot that was by some trees where he could face away from lot(no big deal, 6 or so at time). He took it as, jump out as soon as we stopped and pee facing hundreds of bulldog fans including police(no tickets or fines for incident).

My only takeaway from this story is that your boy is good at following directions.

 

[ETK99]

That's damn ridiculous! I say piss on the stupid cop and the stupid judge for going too far with a 10 year old kid.
And for the record, I'll do it anywhere, anytime.

 

[NTDawg]

My grandsons drop their shorts to their ankles and pee in my front yard every time they come to visit. Male privilege

 

[Drebin]

MS boy gets probation, must write report on Kobe Bryant, for public urination

MEMPHIS, Tenn. — The 10-year-old boy who was taken to jail in Mississippi for urinating in public was given three months probation and must write a two-page report on Kobe Bryant. Attorney Ca…

wreg.com

If I can't do this, how is your mom going to write her name in the snow?**

 

[mstateglfr]

Lock him up! Lock him up! The kid needs to learn to pee his pants instead of letting it fly!

***, to be clear.

 

[ronpolk]

My 4 year old is in a world of trouble. I’ve yet to find a place he won’t piss. We have a dog door and he will go thru the dog door to go in the back yard and piss… and you have to pass by the bathroom to get to the dog door.

 

[Motodawg]

Once, at the local bmx track, on a rather crowded night, and during the national anthem, i turned my head just in time to see my son standing on a mountain of dirt, facing the crowd with his pants at his ankles pissing.

 

[uptowndawg]

When we we're at the beach and my son had to pee I told him to just go pee in the water. So, he walks up the edge of the water, drops his trunks to his ankles and launches a stream as far as he can and in the direction of about a dozen innocent men, women, and children. I did what any reasonable father would do and took a picture.

 

[Drebin]

When we we're at the beach and my son had to pee I told him to just go pee in the water. So, he walks up the edge of the water, drops his trunks to his ankles and launches a stream as far as he can and in the direction of about a dozen innocent men, women, and children. I did what any reasonable father would do and took a picture.

 

[Podgy]

Thank God law enforcement and our justice system took care of this in a reasonable manner. The moral order of our great country is now preserved.***

 

[Bulldog Bruce]

Guess they will be arresting everyone as they leave a pool in Senatobia.

 

[dorndawg]

If I can't do this, how is your mom going to write her name in the snow?**

 

[patdog]

What that child needed was a good talking to. That should have been the end of it.

 

[Ozarkdawg]

Should have gone in San Fran. May have been given keys to the city.

 

[bigmixx72]

I pissed outside almost everyday as a kid. Sad times we live in.

 

[OopsICroomedmypants]

I would instruct my son to write in his report what a poor role model Kobe Bryant is and that any judge believing that he is a model for a 10 year old deserves to be tried by a jury of his pee'ers himself.

 

[Muttley]

Hell, I go in my backyard all the time.
I've found there's nothing like a cool breeze to the loin area to cause the bladder to fully empty.

 

[DerHntr]

If I go for a run over just a couple miles, I’m going to pee somewhere outside. Old man pipes require it I guess.

 

[Muttley]

If I go for a run over just a couple miles, I’m going to pee somewhere outside. Old man pipes require it I guess.

If I go for a run it's because I gotta find somewhere semi-private to pee.

 

[Chesusdog]

I absolutely did not get arrested for peeing on a fence outside a bar in Starkville in the late 90s. Nope, that was someone else.

 

[17itdawg]

My kid dropped trow and shìt at the playground recently. We used a doggy bag to pick it up. Perfectly legal.

My 3 year old has a tendency to do this in our backyard. If he does it without me realizing, there's no clean up necessary because the dog eats it...

 

[Johnnie Come Lately]

Attorney Carlos Moore, who is representing the boy’s family, confirmed the information.

Public Service Announcement - Regardless of how trivial or frivolous a legal issue might seem, never hire a certified imbecile to be your lawyer....

 

[uptowndawg]

My 3 year old has a tendency to do this in our backyard. If he does it without me realizing, there's no clean up necessary because the dog eats it...

username checks out

 

[Drebin]

I absolutely did not get arrested for peeing on a fence outside a bar in Starkville in the late 90s. Nope, that was someone else.

 

[Pilgrimdawg]

Ridiculous. I have peed at least 3 times in my back yard today. Peeing outside is a much more rewarding experience than peeing in a toilet. How boring. You never have to play the wind indoors.

 

[$altyDawg]

Nikoe says hello.

 

[Hugh's Burner Phone]

If it's not too good for my dog then it's not too good for me. Hell, peeing on the side of the road is a necessity when out storm chasing. I had to let fly on I-55 this past Saturday.

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

Me and the dogs pee outside every night around 2 am or so.

 

[aTotal360]

Me and the dogs pee outside every night around 2 am or so.

Pretty sure that's a line in the live version of "Country Boy Can Survive".

 

[cowbell88]

I’ll walk right by bathroom to go pee outside. My wife tells me this every time she sees me do it. And I’m like, yep saving water.

 

[KentuckyDawg13]

Every time I mountain bike, I have to pee in the woods....it's just a primal thing.