If you put ketchup on your Cheeseburger you're a Loser

[BBdK]

Grow up. :100points:

If it comes on your fast food burger, or special burger, fine I guess. But if you take a perfect cheeseburger and squeeze ketchup onto it yourself you are pathetic.

 

[cawoodsct]

Heinz 57 only for this old chap.

 

[Wodie sloot]

You're a loser.

 

[funKYcat75]

You're a loser.

 

[BBdK]

One of my best friends married a food loser. Depressing. But we already knew that.

Go munch on some flax seeds & wheatgrass, hussy. Dip them in ketchup.

 

[mashburned]

Did y'all happen to see the latest episode of DLamb Eats? Words can't do it justice, but here's the rundown:

Plate with chicken wings, french fries, and white rice. Covered in ketchup :100points:. It was glorious. Mucho ketchup on rice.

 

[argubs2]

Does anyone order a burger below well / completely cooked through?

Seeing any hint of pink in a burger ruins it for me immediately.

 

[funKYcat75]

Ketchup:Cheeseburger::Cheese:Fried Chicken Breast

 

[Century Cat]

Just another way of restating the ancient adage, that the measure of a man is what he puts on his cheeseburger.

 

[bcw1029]

Have a friend that puts ranch on his burger. Yes, ranch. Threatened a few times to not eat out in public w/him.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Ketchup:Cheeseburger::Cheese:Fried Chicken Breast

"uh, yeah, uh. Could you put a slice of American cheese on that deep fried crispy chicken sandwich?".

 

[Get Buckets]

We gonna get a poll or nah?

 

[funKYcat75]

We gonna get a poll or nah?

Probably already been opened and closed.

 

[BBdK]

You can get a poll w/ ketchup on it up your ***, how about that? (nh)

 

[anthonys735]

I prefer a light layer of mayo on the bottom bun, a few onions and cheese. If I'm being forced to cook grassfed lean beef then I'm adding bacon. I've put ketchup on ****** burgers before. I don't really have a huge issue with what someone puts on their burger, though.

 

[BBdK]

^ I get it. But I have a HUGE issue with it, always have. Am proud of you for finally accepting onions into your life.



This is a REAL picture of Sloot's last burger. With steamed veggies, of course. And you guys wanna support this woman?


LOL

 

[cricket3]

Ketchup in general is trash unless it's on meatloaf or mixed with mayo to dip fries in.

 

[august-west]

How about mayo with fries? Is that acceptable?

 

[UKserialkiller]

How about mayo with fries? Is that acceptable?

No.

 

[BBdK]

Yep, ketchup has a few uses (on it's own) I can think of. Meatloaf (which is probably the stupidest meal ever invented, btw) & Bad French fries are pretty much all that comes to mind.

Hey let's BAKE a hamburger with an egg and breadcrumbs mixed in, and then ditch the cheese and bun. We can eat it with a fork on a plate and pretend like it's a real dinner now!

I mean, that's stupid AF imo.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Yep, ketchup has a few uses (on it's own) I can think of. Meatloaf & Bad French fries are pretty much all that comes to mind.

and onion rings.

 

[anthonys735]

Hold on now. I love ketchup on fries, hash browns, tots. I'm not going that far. I also like a real meatloaf with mashed potatoes and cheese on top of both.

 

[august-west]

Yep, ketchup has a few uses (on it's own) I can think of. Meatloaf (which is probably the stupidest meal ever invented, btw) & Bad French fries are pretty much all that comes to mind.

Hey let's BAKE a hamburger with an egg and breadcrumbs mixed in, and then ditch the cheese and bun. We can eat it with a fork on a plate and pretend like it's a real dinner now!

I mean, that's stupid AF imo.

I get that you are the resident food expert, and it's well earned, but man it's like you have forgotten your roots. Meatloaf, when done properly, is glorious. Next day it's even better as a sandwich. Slathered in ketchup, of course. Sometimes it's the simple foods that hit the spot.

 

[BBdK]

I'll concede tator tots, but once you've had them covered in cheese sauce, ketchup just leaves you feeling sad, imo.

Great fries don't need ketchup....I guess steak fries do, but I consider those bad fries.

When I was a little kid, I cried when mom said she was making meatloaf. It meant I couldn't have bread & cheese and had to eat a layer of warm ketchup.

These days, it works good as a low carb meal, especially if using lean beef. I like it fine, just think it's pretty stupid.

 

[TruBluCatFan]

I'm a loser I guess as I sometimes put ketchup on my burger but only Heinz. :flushed:

 

[BBdK]

You are indeed. Props at least for being able to admit it.

GuaranTEE Mashburned uses Hunt's.

 

[cricket3]

I concede hash browns/fried potatoes/tots.


I don't care how much of a redneck simpleton take it is, my own meatloaf with mashed potatoes and peas is probably my favorite comfort meal.

 

[drxman1]

BBdk is just a ketchup hating fool.

Grow Up.

(I also hate meatloaf, the food)

 

[LineSkiCat14]

False. Ketchup on a so-so burger cooked by some stoned high schooler is perfectly fine. Ketchup, little bit of mustard, maybe BBQ sauce, maybe something spicy.

Putting ketchup on 14oz medium-rare Ribeye is the problem. If you're buying a steak at a restaurant, it should be a place that knows what it's doing. Salt, Pepper, maybe garlic/butter and nothing else. No Ketchup.. no A1..

GTFOH.. talking about ruining a burger that was just cooked on the same flat grill that the eggs were cooked on that morning..

 

[TruBluCatFan]

You are indeed. Props at least for being able to admit it.

GuaranTEE Mashburned uses Hunt's.

Well that's not ketchup, that's catsup or just some runny red crap posing as ketchup.

 

[anthonys735]

I like ketchup on all fries. Perfect marriage. Keep all your fancy aiolis and just give me some straight up Catsup. Neighbor made a meatloaf recently that had a lot of veggies inside the loaf. Pleasantly surprised

 

[Real Deal 2]

Nothing worse than the guys who slog ketchup on a steak. I have been to some of the nicest steakhouses in the USA and it never fails to see some bozo dip steak in ketchup.

Relatives came in over weekend and everyone had to have steaks well done hamburgers well done.
Guys that cut up every morsel of their steak are ridiculous as well. Most of these are well done goobers. They cut up the whole steak like your mother would cut up for you as a kid. You get a good Med. Rare steak and you cut individual bites. Crazy.
Hamburgers should be medium at most.
S

 

[BBdK]

You seriously put ketchup on McDonald's fries?

You asked for Ketchup in Paris?

 

[anthonys735]

A good flat iron diner burger is both hard to find and amazing.

 

[Get Buckets]

You can get a poll w/ ketchup on it up your ***, how about that? (nh)

:flushed:

 

[BBdK]

Nothing worse than the guys who slog ketchup on a steak.

If I ever witness this in person, be on the lookout for my interview with Keith Morrison.

 

[anthonys735]

I could eat McD's fries sans ketchup but they're better with. Also I don't recall the last time I had them.

Don't recall eating fries in Paris. Beef bourguignon, tho. Mercy.

 

[BBdK]

A good flat iron dinner burger is both hard to find and amazing.

Make Kenji's Diner smashburger in your Cast Iron, it's incredible. Cooks in about 40 seconds. Bet I could eat 10 of them.

Give me that style ALL DAY over a thick grilled burger...not even close imo.

http://www.seriouseats.com/2014/03/the-food-lab-maximize-flavor-by-ultra-smashin.html

 

[Insurance Junkie]

Ketchup only has one role on this planet. When it is mixed with Mayo, it becomes God's gift and it is a universal condiment at that point.

 

[UKserialkiller]

Ketchup only has one role on this planet. When it is mixed with Mayo, it becomes God's gift and it is a universal condiment at that point.

I agree with that. That's how South American women get big asses.