If you put ketchup on your Cheeseburger you're a Loser

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Kooky Kats

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The worst thing about ketchup, is the smell. Especially if it's on an unwashed dish that's been sitting in the sink overnight... Gross.

toxic.
 

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TortElvisII

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Burgers don't lend themselves to skewers.

 

RacerX.ksr

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For your rebuttal to have any merit, Joey would have had to say "hamburger doesn't lend itself to skewers". That is not what he said.
 

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Read this thread again and gave it more thought. All this talk of ketchup and not one person mentioned the travesty of putting steak sauce on a good piece of beef. Either this board has more taste than I thought or people are too damn ashamed to admit they put A-1 or something similar on their steak.


This thread wasn't about Steak.

...stay tuned!
 

joeyrupption

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I stand by my assessment. That is a terrible way to cook and consume hamburgers.

Hamburgers are round because one can achieve this shape by hand easily and it will result in evenly cooked meat.

The hot dog component of a corn dog consists of an extruded slurry that can only be contained in a cylindrical tube. The machine-made tube assures even cooking.

You have posted a culinary abomination. JR.
 
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HossCat73_rivals

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Mustard
Mayo--optional
Lettuce
Pickle
Onion

Some ketchup on the side for fries, and an occasional dip for the burger, is really all that's necessary, imo.
 

Ron Mehico

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I was born and raised in a foreign land, growing up on lamb and all its assorted parts as our primary meat, and a variety of exotic fruits, vegetables, and side dishes. Lived in London for a while enjoying their non-native curries and fish n chips. Lived all around the USA, from the deep southwest where I was 40 minutes from the mexican border enjoying extremely authentic mexican cuisine to where I currently am in the midwest enjoying great "americana" food. My "go to" burger when I have one 5 times a year is with BBQ sauce and bacon, but on occasion I like ketchup on my burger as well as my fries. I also put ketchup on the veggie burgers I eat for lunch when trying to be healthy due to the dryness. I also sometime dip my potato chips in ketchup. As a matter of fact its one of my favorite condiments.

So in conclusion I could not possibly care any less what a white boy that has lived in Kentucky, one of the least diverse states imaginable, his whole life thinks about the various limited condiments he's even been exposed to over his sheltered life. I'll enjoy what I enjoy, and you enjoy your hot dogs and hamburgers how ever you want.
 

cole854

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I doubt Adrian has ever had a burger outside of a Burger Chef and Jeff fun meal, so him advising people what to put on one is rather amusing. He is a pretend foodie, even on his best day.
 
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BBdK

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Clearly -- with 6 pages & more views than every other thread on the first page combined (other than Gyero/D of course), lol.

Next time I'll try and think of something people are more passionate about.
 

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anyone that puts cheese on a piece of beef is a goddam simpleton. I'm a foodie. I know. Only crafty beers for me also. If you ever drink something "Lite" from the gas station you deserve death by testicular hanging or a metal spike straight up the *** so far it penetrates the stomach. It'd probably like that better anyway than feeding it the **** you ingest. Anything at McDonalds other than the filet o' fish and you're not a man. I watch food tv shows. My taste buds have a PhD and yours stand on the corner sucking dong for nickels. Ranch? Ha... wouldn't feed that **** to my dog and don't even get me started on $15-20 wines/bourbons.

You ****ing bitches.
It's "craftie".
 
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