If you put ketchup on your Cheeseburger you're a Loser

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TruBluCatFan

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I was at a bacon festival here one time. Ate a peanut butter bacon hamburger. That thing was the ****

All it needed was this....

 
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neilborders

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Most underrated way to improve a burger: put it on a buttered, lightly grilled/toasted bun.

I like sautéed onions and mushrooms. Mayo on top bun. On the bottom bun I'll go either A1, 57, or BBQ. Two slices of melted cheese. Pickle spear(s) on the side. Lettuce and tomato --> GFY.
 
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Most underrated way to improve a burger: put it on a buttered, lightly grilled/toasted bun.

I like sautéed onions and mushrooms. Mayo on top bun. On the bottom bun I'll go either A1, 57, or BBQ. Two slices of melted cheese. Pickle spear(s) on the side. Lettuce and tomato --> GFY.


Norm!!!! Where you been? FCC.
 

krazykats

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If at home or somewhere that does L,T, O and P then ketchup is not necessary but mayo/mustard still are. Not everywhere does that though and at those places ketchup is necessary for more than 1 reason.

Ketchup on a fried potato is gross. Obviously different but I bet not a single person puts ketchup on a damn plain baked potato so why is frying potato sticks any different? Add salt that's it.
 

Free_Salato_Blue

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If at home or somewhere that does L,T, O and P then ketchup is not necessary but mayo/mustard still are. Not everywhere does that though and at those places ketchup is necessary for more than 1 reason.

Ketchup on a fried potato is gross. Obviously different but I bet not a single person puts ketchup on a damn plain baked potato so why is frying potato sticks any different? Add salt that's it.

Doesn't eat ketchup on fried taters. Not funny haha,,,
 
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Kooky Kats

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Yep, ketchup has a few uses (on it's own) I can think of. Meatloaf (which is probably the stupidest meal ever invented, btw) & Bad French fries are pretty much all that comes to mind.

Hey let's BAKE a hamburger with an egg and breadcrumbs mixed in, and then ditch the cheese and bun. We can eat it with a fork on a plate and pretend like it's a real dinner now!

I mean, that's stupid AF imo.
False. All of it.



This beast makes food you'd **** over.
 

RacerX.ksr

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So are we just going to pretend none of you bourgeoise wannabes eat fish sticks? Because you can't eat those WITHOUT catsup. Fess up, Pierre..
You couldn't be happy with just admitting to ketchup on a cheeseburger, you had to fall on the white trash sword and admit to eating ketchup on fish.

When you come to your senses and your culinary awareness has matured, you will realize that ketchup is merely a rarely used ingredient in multilayered recipes and not a seasoning. Seasonings, salt and pepper, used in the proper ratios, enhance the flavor of foods. Ketchup merely makes foods taste like ketchup when slathered on top. It is a flavoring and one of the most pedestrian at that.
 

funKYcat75

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Only fish I ever eat is when I feel like hating myself some more and decide to take a few days off my life from Long John Silver's. Might not be actual fish, per se.
 
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