I'm expecting a thin crowd in Hattie Saturday

[The Cooterpoot]

Hattiesburg today

 

[DT4248]

Thin? Buddy it's two schools in State #2 for Obesity

And the coach for one of the teams just came from state #1 with half their team.

 

[HotMop]

Nobody is thin in Mississippah except for the Meth Heads.

 

[11thEagleFan]

Buddy, Mississippi State and Southern Miss fans will be in the same place. Won’t be anything “thin” about that crowd. Well, maybe the 18-22 crowd. Maybe.

 

[thekimmer]

Given the magnolia state's reputation for corpulence, perhaps a word other than 'thin' would be less confusing. How about 'sparce'?