I'm sorry

RUHotTrumpetMonkeyLove

All-Conference
Aug 7, 2001
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I'm sorry I forgot to bring the ketchup to the last tailgate.

I'm sorry I didn't close the tap on the cooler and some of the melted ice leaked in the car.

I'm sorry I forgot to throw a rally towel in my bag.

I'm sorry for starting this thread.

It's very cleansing. Feel free to add on.
 

DJ Spanky

Heisman
Jul 25, 2001
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I'm sorry the sun rose today.

I'm sorry the cork broke off in the bottle of Balvenie Doublewood, requiring us to finish the bottle before the tailgate was over.

I'm sorry that poor Audi sports car could never pass me this morning despite his weaving through 3/4 lanes of traffic on 287 South.
 
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mdk02

Heisman
Aug 18, 2011
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I'm sorry I forgot to bring the ketchup to the last tailgate. To your kids?

I'm sorry I didn't close the tap on the cooler and some of the melted ice leaked in the car. To your wife?

I'm sorry I forgot to throw a rally towel in my bag. To your friends?

I'm sorry for starting this thread. To us?

It's very cleansing. Feel free to add on.
 

RUengg1991

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Sep 1, 2009
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I'm sorry that I didn't sell my tickets to OSU fans on Saturday night.
I'm sorry that my last statement was a lie.