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[LOTRGOTDAWGFAN]

jury acquits 'sandwich guy' for tossing a subway sandwich at a cbp officer.

Jury acquits D.C. 'sandwich guy' charged with chucking a sub at a federal agent

Sean Dunn faced a single misdemeanor after federal grand jurors refused to indict him on the felony charge sought by prosecutors.

www.nbcnews.com

 

[dorndawg]

Sounds like the hero we needed. Justice can be a real grinder, but today it was on a roll.

 

[Pars]

Jury went stale

 

[The Cooterpoot]

Somebody on that jury made some bread

 

[dawgman42]

So he beat the spread after all.

 

[Herbert Nenninger]

Lettuce all be thankful we have a justice system that works.
I’ll say, though, good thing he didn’t throw a drink too; that would’ve been quite the combo.

 

[blacklistedbully]

Sounds like the hero we needed. Justice can be a real grinder, but today it was on a roll.

Justice my ***! D.C. jury was damn near a guarantee he'd be treated with deference.

 

[Predestined]

Better be glad it wasn't the tuna sub or it would have been assault with a deadly weapon

 

[dorndawg]

Justice my ***! D.C. jury was damn near a guarantee he'd be treated with deference.

I for one am glad to see someone mustard up the courage to say this. High time somebody takes a bite out of crime.

 

[dorndawg]

Better be glad it wasn't the tuna sub or it would have been assault with a deadly weapon

You should hear what happens if you eat Taco Bell before a protest

 

[Pars]

Justice my ***! D.C. jury was damn near a guarantee he'd be treated with deference.

Do you think he swore to tell the proof, the whole proof, and nothing but the proof?

 

[Villagedawg]

Do you think he swore to tell the proof, the whole proof, and nothing but the proof?

That’s kinda the point of a jury.

 

[leeinator]

I wouldn't be surprised at all if that dude who shot the CEO of United Health Care in the back in broad daylight, gets off Scot free. NYC is pretty much Sancturary-criminal free city.

 

[POTUS]

His defense, “Your honor it wasn’t a knuckle sandwich.”

 

[Pars]

Real question.
Would he have gotten off if it was a hot dog?
Does the wiener count as a projectile?