In todays edition of “You can’t make this shìt up.”
- Thread starter DesotoCountyDawg
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I fully acknowledge that I'd never be able to make that up.
However, I will not be shocked if some evidence of beastiality enters the conversation.
However, I will not be shocked if some evidence of beastiality enters the conversation.
Florida Man ain’t got shìt on this chick.
This has all the makings of a low budget, made for streaming movie. I want to see the meth'd up deer attacking the hunters. Someone make this happen.
Cocaine Bear vs Meth Deer is a movie I need to see.
Based on this level of crazy, I was expecting a different point on the hot axis.
Considering he only k
Based on the only 3 words I've ever seen from him, no.
But based on previous hittees, this is a pretty low point.
Based on the only 3 words I've ever seen from him, no.
But based on previous hittees, this is a pretty low point.
Given the level of crazy involved here, plus the fact that you can turn out the lights, and ultimately the fact that he's a Clinton, I don't think it's a low point for him at all.
Duct tape bikini. That might take the flesh off. We need PoopHeadBaldy to confirm.
I'm glad stuff like his gets posted only if to prove I'm not as crazy as some other folks on this planet. Thank you crazy Arkansas meth head for verifying my sanity.
That name and Arkansas was so familiar to me... I had to google it because I was worried I knew her intimately or something. But there was big news in these parts last year with that name and now I remember why...
Bridgett Watkins - Arkansas Native
And to think that @johnson86-1 wished such a horrific tragedy upon yours truly.
For what it's worth, I have always though the names Shane and Bridgette are the 2 most redneck names you can give children from my generations and I have yet to be proven wrong on that theory.
Bridgett Watkins - Arkansas Native
And to think that @johnson86-1 wished such a horrific tragedy upon yours truly.
For what it's worth, I have always though the names Shane and Bridgette are the 2 most redneck names you can give children from my generations and I have yet to be proven wrong on that theory.
Not really an issue. The hot wax drippings take care of the hair and weak skin long before the situation escalates into duct taping.