Indiana is a slight favorite tonight. It's likely that we will get beat by 5
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So what did everyone have for lunch today?
I had chicken with a few vegetables. Not the best but they were leftovers
I had chicken with a few vegetables. Not the best but they were leftovers
Ive been trying to research
if there is a precedent for forfeiting a winner's bracket game. There is no way we can hang with Indiana.
They beat Florida 2 out of 3. I know we did too but they beat Florida at Florida. Never mind that they lost to Kentucky at the end of the season, they have giants that pitch for them.
If we were to forfeit, they might let us just forfeit the next game and go home with our fifth place trophy. Oregon State or Louisville could use the extra rest since they would have to beat Indiana twice.
if there is a precedent for forfeiting a winner's bracket game. There is no way we can hang with Indiana.
They beat Florida 2 out of 3. I know we did too but they beat Florida at Florida. Never mind that they lost to Kentucky at the end of the season, they have giants that pitch for them.
If we were to forfeit, they might let us just forfeit the next game and go home with our fifth place trophy. Oregon State or Louisville could use the extra rest since they would have to beat Indiana twice.
Maybe we could also offer to pay for the tickets and travel expenses for the IU fans that had to make the trip to watch them drive us into the ground like a tent stake as sort of a peace offering too.
We should be happy we've made it this far
and try to enjoy the the scenery in Omaha before the Hoosiers devour our firstborn children.
and try to enjoy the the scenery in Omaha before the Hoosiers devour our firstborn children.
I heard they had to trick Renfroe into even getting off the bus today. The guy has been throwing up with fear ever since he found out we had to play Indiana.
I really don't want to be hungover at work next week any way so best we go ahead and stop this fiasco in its tracks.
I know it's a joke but here's a fun fact. They have played 24 games, we have played 46 against top 50 rpi
Liar.
They couldn't even get Renfroe out of bed. He actually called the Padres to see if they could go ahead and get him to Fort Wayne. That's the only Indiana he wants anything to do with.
My goodness, have you seen their pitcher? He's 8-foot-7!!!!
They couldn't even get Renfroe out of bed. He actually called the Padres to see if they could go ahead and get him to Fort Wayne. That's the only Indiana he wants anything to do with.
My goodness, have you seen their pitcher? He's 8-foot-7!!!!
He's a 10' tall beast man that showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi
His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
Did I ever tell you about the time he was in a production of the King and I? Well, before the show he chloroforms the entire cast and then slowly eats them in front of the audience for 2 hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
His family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong.
Did I ever tell you about the time he was in a production of the King and I? Well, before the show he chloroforms the entire cast and then slowly eats them in front of the audience for 2 hours. The production got pretty good reviews.
12 foot tall at least. Not to mention he can throw 105 mph fastballs at will, then push the team bus back to the hotel with one arm.
We're Doomed!
We're Doomed!
Did I ever tell you about the time he took me hunting? He decides that he's going to hunt down all four members of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all beg for their lives, except Fleagul.
They say the character of Johnny Applessed was based of off him, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.
If you drop a phonograph needle on his nipple it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
They say the character of Johnny Applessed was based of off him, except for the part about planting apple trees and not raping men.
If you drop a phonograph needle on his nipple it plays the Beach Boys Pet Sounds.
aaron slegers 6'10" IU pitcher
We're DOOOOOOOOMED!
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We're DOOOOOOOOMED!