Interesting Lawsuit

[grinningmule]

NFL veteran Matt Kalil, 36, is suing his ex-wife, Haley Kalil, after she made comments about his manhood on a recent livestream that he claims were “invasive” and ruined his chances of staying out of the public eye after his NFL retirement.

Haley made the comments in November on Marlon Garcia’s Mar-Athon livestream, when she described her ex-husband’s manhood as “two Coke cans, maybe even a third,” and said that his penis size was a factor in the couple’s 2022 divorce.

--I mean damn, that is significantly better than her holding up a vienna sausage and wagging it around as descriptor.

 

[dawgstudent]

Is this Matt Kalil?

 

[dorndawg]

 

[patdog]

 

[theoriginalSALTYdog]

Well since his NFL career is over maybe he has an alternative career in the porn industry with a stage name of "the incredible bulk".

 

[dorndawg]

Imagine hating an ex so much, she tells everyone how monster your tallywhacker is and then you sue her for it.

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[jethreauxdawg]

Y’all laugh, but you have no clue the burden this can be for people built like Matt and myself.

 

[GloryDawg]

Imagine hating an ex so much, she tells everyone how monster your tallywhacker is and then you sue her for it.

No joke.

 

[FactCheckerBot]

NFL veteran Matt Kalil, 36, is suing his ex-wife, Haley Kalil, after she made comments about his manhood on a recent livestream that he claims were “invasive” and ruined his chances of staying out of the public eye after his NFL retirement.

Haley made the comments in November on Marlon Garcia’s Mar-Athon livestream, when she described her ex-husband’s manhood as “two Coke cans, maybe even a third,” and said that his penis size was a factor in the couple’s 2022 divorce.

--I mean damn, that is significantly better than her holding up a vienna sausage and wagging it around as descriptor.

To have such an endowment, he sure sounds like a whiny little school in Oxford.

Maybe this is a 3D chess move to amplify his ex-wife’s words so that the women in the back could hear.

 

[greenbean.sixpack]

How much did he pay his ex to spread these rumors? After it gets enough attention, the law suit will go away

 

[floristgump22]

if this was me, I’d sue just so i could get it said aloud in court. Take the court documents and hang them in my house.

 

[GloryDawg]

Was it the length or the girth she had problems with?

 

[Augustus McCrae]

 

[grinningmule]

Was it the length or the girth she had problems with?

If I had to guess, she decided she wasn't into fisting on a regular basis

 

[Shmuley]

Maybe he’s pissed that someone might assume she was referencing those mini-coke cans

 

[dawgstudent]

Maybe he’s pissed that someone might assume she was referencing those mini-coke cans

I'd still take the comparison.

 

[Maroon Pug]

 

[Jeffreauxdawg]

“two Coke cans, maybe even a third,”

It's tricky, but it can be done. The tricky part is actually the exit. I'd probably insert a couple mentos in first and that way when it hits refusal, one of the mentos will push down on that top and shoot down into the can. From there it's just a little chemistry experiment, but they'll blow right back out the ole 2 hole with prejudice is my guess.

 

[karlchilders.sixpack]

Sounds like the average Six-Packer.

 

[randystewart]

NFL veteran Matt Kalil, 36, is suing his ex-wife, Haley Kalil, after she made comments about his manhood on a recent livestream that he claims were “invasive” and ruined his chances of staying out of the public eye after his NFL retirement.

Haley made the comments in November on Marlon Garcia’s Mar-Athon livestream, when she described her ex-husband’s manhood as “two Coke cans, maybe even a third,” and said that his penis size was a factor in the couple’s 2022 divorce.

--I mean damn, that is significantly better than her holding up a vienna sausage and wagging it around as descriptor.

The person I feel sorry for the most in all of this is her new boyfriend

 

[atomic dawg]

The person I feel sorry for the most in all of this is her new boyfriend

 

[DerHntr]

The person I feel sorry for the most in all of this is her new boyfriend

Rolling a hot dog down a hallway

 

[dawgstudent]

Rolling a hot dog down a hallway

 

[RocketDawg]

Shouldn't he be smiling instead of suing?

 

[dawgman42]

I mean, I get it if she threw these up on her X . . .

 

[Leeshouldveflanked]

 

[GloryDawg]

The person I feel sorry for the most in all of this is her new boyfriend

Well, there's a butt hole.

 

[grinningmule]

Well, there's a butt hole

Now that depends on whether or not she gave the butt to her ex. If she did her farts will probably never make a sound again.

 

[TTKADawg]

If I can get into the public eye as a 3 Coke Can Dick … I mean … why fight that? Even if exaggeration lol. Damn!!

 

[TTKADawg]

Well, there's a butt hole.

Ron White … “Well, the log ride looks open”

 

[Dawgbite]

 

[ZombieKissinger]

Probably just came up as a term of the mediation. “I’ll give $250k more if you go on a podcast and say…”